Memorable quotes from posts

[Tom Storer]

It's not too early to get this one going. Nothing new right this second, but I'll start by quoting the first post of the archived version:

Sometimes people say things in their posts that are just great, and I always wish I could remember them all. Let this thread be the place to store quotes from posts. Please, don't post frivolous stuff of your own, just other people's pithy words, with full attribution! I'll start with this one from H.L. Jones :

"Man if jazz is dead there is some jammin ass Ghosts."
- post 76 in thread "Is jazz dead?" (05-31-2001 / 09:04 PM)

Edit: I just realized the posts aren't numbered here like they were in the old joint. At the bottom of each post it gives the date and time, we'll just have to use those.

[Ron Thorne]

Thread title: How do you fight a speeding ticket?

1. Monte Smith
03-13-2003 / 12:56 AM

A cop got me dead to rights today doing 49 in a 30 zone. He's right. He's got me by radar. I am sure I was committing the crime.

So how do I fight it in court?

[Tom Storer]

"Bring all the personal baggage to the art (as creator or reciever) you want, but if that's ALL that's 'there', what do you have other than the equivalent of a newspaper clipping or a foo-fooey boo-hooey chop suey diary entry? If that's all there is to art, then the phone book is a fukkin' priceless masterpiece suitable for framing! There needs to be more to it than that, I think. The establishment of the self is indeed necessary, but after that is accomplished, it's time to give it up and turn it loose, and let it be a new day. So let a man come in and do the popcorn."

Jim Sangrey, post #91, Alley thread "Separating the art from the artist" (03-20-2003 / 12:54 PM)
(Yes, this is from the old Speakeasy.)

[Tom Storer]

"War is dangerous. But then, so is smoking."

- Monte Smith, in The Alley/The War Thread, March-25th-2003 03:21 PM EST

[Tom Storer]

"Christ, it's live on Fox!"

- Monte Smith, in The Alley/US Military Is In Baghdad, April-5th-2003 05:10 AM

[Pete C]

Tom, where are the archives?

[Tom Storer]

Now searchable via the section entitled "The Archives."

[Paul B]

We can't forget Steve Reynolds' claim that Mujician is "the greatest improvising ensemble in the history of improvised music."

I suspect he's changed his mind by now...;--)

Bye-ya.

[walto]

Tippy absolutely rules!

"Geez, remember the first time you used Noxema? I felt so grown up. It's like face whiskey for adolescent girls. Camphorific! But back in '82, it was leaving behind enough waxy residue to buff the neighbor's vintage Pacer so I stopped."



From the childhood sex symbols thread, 5/8/03

[Tom Storer]

It is news to me that a public school can be allowed to be absolutely totalitarian in its self-appointed police powers over students and their behavior "anywhere in the United States or a foreign country." This is not "en loco parentus." This is en parentus loco. Insane parenting, in short.

- Gary Sisco, post #67 in The Alley/Piss Test, May-8th-2003 09:38 PM EST

[SinginSumo]

"...the shit that we broke in Iraq."

- Monte Smith
Thread: The Real Looting Has Begun, post #24, 18 April 2003.


Just another in an ongoing pathological series of ill-considered, utterly insular and unbelievably insensitive posts.

[walto]

"Sweet creamery butter is so so good! Is there an animal we love more than the cow?

moooooooo

Bossie, I raise my burger to you."


The "Suit to Ban Oreos" thread, May 15th, 2003.

Tippy, of course.

[Tom Storer]

Farts may not kill you, but I wouldn't want to go to a club, and certainly not a restaurant, where farting was encouraged.

- Pete C, post #18 in The Alley/Joe Jackson sounds off on smoking ban, May-19th-2003 08:22 AM EST

[Enforcer]

This thread cannot boast of any credibility whatsoever until someone unearths a long lost gem I've contributed somwhere along the way. I expect diligent research to commence immediately.

Spewing worthy fodder for any discussion of memorable events on a startlingly regular basis,
Larry

[Jimmy Cantiello]

Larry's right. Here's one from the old board that deserves to be reincarnated:


From the "Will Rod Stewart Ever Die" thread at the Alley:


Larry Nagel 02-05-2003 / 01:43 PM

"Tonight's The Night" is without question one of the worst pieces of phonic sh** ever to drop out of the ass of the recording industry.

[Enforcer]

I've always had a lot of respect for you, Jimmy. But now, I think you've just become my favorite person. Period.

Loyal to a fault but only conditionally,
Larry

[bluenoter]

Sorry, I'll try to post the other interview I found, in which [Kenny] "G" expresses a newfound admiration for Ayler and Sun Ra, signs up for recorder lessons, and then has his lips sewn together.
--Tanager, #57 in Branford on Jazz vs Smooth Jazz in Speak Out, May-23rd-2003 09:44 AM

[Tom Storer]

I got Tisdale , Boney James and George Howard right along side of my William Parker and Matt Shipp in my record collection. Why because I JAM TO IT ALL. Labels don't bother me because if I don't dig it I ain't got to buy it or listen to. If another cat is feeling somthing else JAM ON BROTHER AND ENJOY. The world I roll in is big enough for it all.Peace and all that.

- HLAW, post #31 in Speak Out/Branford on Jazz vs Smooth Jazz, May-22nd-2003 02:19 PM EST

[mke]

Underhound, from "For those of you with kids -- they like that shit?" (or something similar):

Recently while in the car with my 5 year old daughter I caught her quietly chanting from the back seat:

"We travel... the spaceways... from planet ... to planet..."


May-31st-2003 04:17 PM

[Jimmy Cantiello]

From the "Uppity Women" thread in the Alley, Salvador Dali Lama offered this gem.

"I mean damn, I'd vote for that fucked up bald guy from the goonies before Hillary."

[mke]

mone peterson

post #47 from "meshell ndegeocello jazz???"

Forget about her music and her looks, what about that name? You can't go wrong with a last name like that. I'd marry her just to be Moné Ndegeocello.

June-9th-2003 07:51 PM

[Tom Storer]

Any disc with Q-Tip rapping and Oprah Winfrey doing spoken of Maya Angelou's Poem "I shall not be moved" over Clarke's Bass-line rates high on my list.

- HLAW, post #44 in The Top Ten/Top cds 2003, May-4th-2003 11:47 PM EST (with reference to Stanley Clarke's "1, 2 to the Bass)".

[jazzfiend]

"With no think box, I bet the Hemp crop took a serious hit in Vermont."


HLJ, post 19, thread title: Sisco back online, 6/24/03. With reference to Gary's computer breakdown. (Alley thread)

[bostontricky]

Scalia said that the ruling “effectively decrees the end of all morals legislation,” and would pave the way for “judicial imposition of homosexual marriage, as has recently occurred in Canada.”

Does this mean that a Judge could force me to marry Scott Dolan? I hope he can cook.

Clay Fink, 6/26/03, post #15, "Gay sex ban unconstitutional"

[Tom Storer]

Swing and you soar with eagles. Suck, and you suck alone.

- RainyDay, post #25 in Speak Out/Wynton - Does he suck or not?, August-29th-2003 07:25 PM EST

[mke]

Bands tighter than a pair of size 8 short/shorts on a size 16 ass.

- HLJ #5 from "Dave Holland Quintet - Extended Play, Live at Birdland"

[walto]

"I may be overly influenced by having heard the Ciccolini first, but the whole piece seems to radiate the beautiful stasis of a cold evening, breath lingering in the air."





Brian Olewnick on a Satie piece, August-29th-2003 09:17 AM, WAYLT thread.

[steve(thelil)]

Yeah, but he misspelled "Cincotti"

[Brian Olewnick]

B-U-K-K-A-K-E

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

from the Looking For Like-Minded People thread:





Chuck Nessa September-9th-2003 at 06:26 PM


Read enough posts here and you will learn no jazz fans are "like-minded" - each one holds the secret.

[Tom Storer]

Words mean nothing to me.

- Gary Sisco, post #29 in The Alley, Hard Times, September-22nd-2003 09:41 PM EST.

[Jimmy Cantiello]

"Pubs and Restaurants with quotes (about food or drinking) by "famous people", always including Oscar Wilde, and usually covering space on every wall, so you can't sit down without being told how to enjoy yourself by some dead guy."


Nathaniel Catchpole, Post #182 on the "Trivial Annoyances" thread in the Alley.

[Uli]

"I don't know nuppin."

walto, this morning, on the BoSox thread.

[walto]

quote:
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Originally posted by John L
he was sleeping with the wives of his most loyal friends and colleagues. He didn't even bother to hide that fact, and even claimed that he himself was a superior being, "not like other people," who deserved whatever he wanted whenever he wanted it.
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Sounds like Henry Mars.


Pete Cherches on the Wagner thread in the Alley today.

[steve(thelil)]

"I just want to be named Rintintin. But I want it pronounced like Rin Tinton."

-steve(thelil) from "I don't want to have to spell it Rin Tinton"

[bluenoter]

Originally posted by steve(thelil)
"I just want to be named Rintintin. But I want it pronounced like Rin Tinton."

-steve(thelil) from "I don't want to have to spell it Rin Tinton" Please, don't post frivolous stuff of your own, just other people's pithy words --Tom Storer, in #1

[john williams]

Another Tippy gem from the Coetzee thread

rebetiko blues posted this:
"for me a cockroach and einstein have the same value exactly."

Tippy's wonderful reply:

I kill cockroaches. But I wouldn't kill Einstein unless he tried to kill me first then I would put him in a spaceship and send him somewhere where he'd get real old real fast.

[Pete C]

Originally posted by JBW
Tippy's wonderful reply:

Tippy reminds me of Plato.

[Brian Olewnick]

Originally posted by Pete C
Tippy reminds me of Plato.

Dana Plato?

[Erik Lund]

Why bother with a "Best Hits of Erik Lund" when every post is just *SO* right-on-the-money?

[bostontricky]

I am probalby gonna like the Groper's movies much more in the future. He has given new meaning to "socially liberal".

Uli, post #16 on the Mystic River (Eastwood Film) thread in the Alley...

[Tom Storer]

Regardless of my disagreements with Monte Smith, he is able to write in a coherent manner and he is able to spell.

- SinginSumo, post #45 in The Alley/Supreme Court Takes Pledge Case, October-16th-2003 7:52 PM EST

[Jimmy Cantiello]

Hey, ya gotta give credit to my friend SinginSumo for trying to put a positive spin on things. As for me, I probably don't agree with everything that Monte or SinginSumo says but I sense that they're both decent people in the long run.

Now I'm braced for Cherches to call me a "Pollyanna". Hey Pete, I got your Pollyanna right here!..............

[Pete C]

http://www.edensurgical.com/images/pollypic.gif

Hello, my name is Pollyanna Rondeau and I wanted to share my experience at the Eden Surgical Center with you.

[Tom Storer]

I have hands like rock crushers. And things like testicles are surprisingly fragile.

- Fleurette Africaine, post #368 in The Alley, Kobe Bryant and Sexual Intrusion, October-21st-2003 6:42 PM EST.

[gonzo]

my favorite was the time i said so and so can @#8!** my !@&^$# @%%*!. that was good!!!!
member?... you member..member!?

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Sergio Zamora/ Fire in My Heart thread/ 10/15

°°°°°°°°°°°°°

It's taken years of alternately achieving and avoiding creativity, ingenuity, hard work, and initiative to discover that special zone above mediocrity but below excellence which I call the "go with the flow" zone. It's the zone in which you know people value your work, but don't really look at you as the go-to guy. It's that rare zone where you can almost certainly keep your job and do, you know, some nice work, but not necessarily be expected to come up with the solution to every problem.

It's been tough getting there, and I can't say I'm there yet: that foul demon of vanity still sneaks its ugly head every once in a while, especially during meetings when I can't help but volunteer some brilliant, elegant, and well-thought solution to some technical problem. But the day will come when I will be able to keep my mouth shut. Ah yes, perfect anonymity.

[rob kunkel]

Frank Zappa once said-"Jazz isnt dead--it just smells funny."

[MRS]

"I think today's young men exhibit a great deal of tactical acumen when it comes to trying to get laid."


Alex. . .the name calling thread.

[Cem]

"Paulie might have moved slow, but it was only because he didn't have to move for anybody."

Sergio Zamora - Paul Desmond thread...quoting Goodfellas.

[Cem]

"What's the name of those sex monkeys? They're like chimps, but most of their social interactions involve sexual stimulation with any monkey in their herd.

Anyway, they're alright. If I was buddhist and I thought humans were the highest form of life, I'd be committing just enough sins to get sent back as a sex monkey."

Sergio - New Meaning to "Touch My Monkey" thread

[walto]

"They make a big deal about the 'family' aspect of Carolina, which I've always found a bit cornball; when I think of a 'family' that contains J. R. Reid, George Karl and Doug Moe, I think of the Manson family. "

Captain Hate, today, on the NCAA 2003-2004 basketball thread.

[frankiepop]

"I think today's young men exhibit a great deal of tactical acumen when it comes to trying to get laid."


i see the superego is far too often interfering here

[Tom Storer]

I think burning the flag SHOULD be illegal, but only if you wrap a politician in it first.

- Clay Fink, post #18 in The Alley, Constitutional Amendment to Ban Flag Burning, November-16th-2003 6:39 PM EST

[Tom Storer]

Cecil's more like an organic robot or some alien, who's lived among humans for a long time and is capable of hitting homeruns which are not always visible to the naked eye.

- cem, in Speak Out, How Ken Burns got me hooked on Cecil Taylor, December-30th-2003 12:50 AM EST

[Tom Storer]

Personally, I think it's scientifically proven that we are all rotating along some kinda cosmic rhythm.

- Uli, in Speak Out, "Is it possible that Sun Ra spoke the truth when he claimed to be born on Saturn?", post #80.

[bostontricky]

Mea culpa if I tend to obfuscate things. . .I blame it all on a directed study of late James early in college. It was like the ayahuasca of curriculum.

- Michael Schaumann, in Speak Out, electro-acoustic improvisation, March-5th-2004, 12:13 PM, post #1235.

[bluenoter]

That is a fabulous pair of tits you've shown us, Rita.

--Moné Peterson, Resident Techie, post #157 in The Alley, vBulletin 3.0, (http://www.jazzcornertalk.com/speakeasy/showthread.php?p=156143#post156143) April-5th-2004 06:32 PM

[Tom Storer]

You have no idea how creepy it feels to lie in bed at night and wish that I could turn my brain off and just make smooth jazz.

--Jazzooo, in Speak Out, "To Burn Or To Buy (originally called Hank Mobley is Classifieds," post #278, April-17th-2004, 09:56 PM (GMT +1).

[stonemonkts]

Katie Couric?????????????????????????????????????????

About the only standard she's set is the weekly hairstyle change in a completely futile effort to hide the fact that she's becoming a dessicated old dipshit without half the skill and intelligence of Bryant Gumbel's little toenail in her entire empty not-even-worthy-of-skullfucking head!

Gentle Giant - from "Time's world top 20 influential entertainers" thread.

[crawjo]

Did these people lose their f**king minds? How can a Beatles or Simon & Garfunkel song possibly fit on this list, when vomit laced ass paste like "Young Turks" and "Love Touch" are nowhere to be found?

These lists are good for sh**. It's ridiculous, because that miserable, rotten f**ker is getting away with everything he's done and nobody has the balls to call his paleolithic ass out for it. God knows we have to put on the kid gloves and take it easy on the pompous f**k since he's such a "historic figure" and all. Jesus f**king Peter and Mary, this makes me sick to my ass.

Larry Nagel, in the 50 worst songs thread, today 4/21/04.

[mke]

any interesting upcoming concerts in Belgium?
I have some frequent flier miles piling up and I would love to be in the greatest country in the world for a spell.
(Brotzmann Tentet, Mujician, Vandermark 5 (http://jazzcornertalk.com/speakeasy/showthread.php?p=170230) post #5)

[Alastair]

Deke, from "To Burn or Buy (was Hank Mobley yada yada)"

Go back and read my posts, and this time instead of trying to disect them, try to understand them. Think of it this way. I am right. Therefore the problem is you don't understand what I'm trying to say.

[Deke]

Yes!!! I finally made it! I'd like to thank you all for attending my little show, and if I've brought just a little happiness into your lives, then it's all been worthwhile. Thank you mum, thank you dad, thank you Lord, and remember...

I love you all!!!!

(Picks up rather cheap looking award and majestically decends from stage, slipping slightly on third step from pent up emotion, wonders how people who get to do this all the time put up with all the back-slapping).

[steve(thelil)]

As the Godster is my witness (and Ringolevio partner, FWIW), I will actually provide rewards to those who find posts of mine worthy of being memorialized on this thread and actually post them here.



Never having enough attention,

s(tl)

[MRS]

Dorward: The Toronto jazz festival has worked exactly in parallel to the Toronto Blue Jays--everything went swimmingly up to about 1993 & then it started to fall apart rather dramatically.

EDIT: Sorry, post #4 (http://www.jazzcornertalk.com/speakeasy/showthread.php?t=6375)

[Tom Storer]

Ahem! Please post full attribution for quotes!

[Enforcer]

tippy, in the My Perfect Day... thread
I swiftly grab the rosary dangling from one side where the bikini bottom ties. I reach behind and then start lunging with all my might, over and over, into the margarita server's chest. Blood spurts into my face and hair. I draw my lower lip into my mouth and savor the salty watery liquid. "The lord is your shepherd" I whisper into his ear as the servers sinks to the ground.

[Enforcer]

We were supposed to go for a ride (motorcycles), I was supposed to lead and he was supposed to sniff whatever comes out from my pipes...

[Deke]

As the Godster is my witness (and Ringolevio partner, FWIW), I will actually provide rewards to those who find posts of mine worthy of being memorialized on this thread and actually post them here.
I think that's worthy of a mention. :)

[Pete C]

From: Mike Tyson Knocked Out by Tomato Can

I know he's a convicted rapist/human-flesh eater, but I can't help but feel bad for him....

[Enforcer]

Dr. Dave

After all, Bush needs to demonstrate that he's Loving The People. Letting a debauched wastrel like myself screw his daughter is just another way of demonstrating his Love for the People.

[Tom Storer]

Ha! Nagel beat me to it. But as I keep repeating, and at the risk of provoking prolonged and contemptuous laughter, please use proper attribution: the quote itself in bold, then poster, forum, thread name, post number, date. As follows:

I want Jenna first. After all, Bush needs to demonstrate that he's Loving The People. Letting a debauched wastrel like myself screw his daughter is just another way of demonstrating his Love for the People.

--Dr. Dave, in The Alley, "The Bush Twins vs. Kerry's Daughters," post #18, August-1st-2004, 03:27 AM (GMT +1).

(Note that I say "GMT+1" because the timestamps come up in my local time, which is GMT+1. I doubt Dr. Dave was up at 3:20 in the morning posting about screwing Jenna--although anything is possible with such a debauched wastrel.)

[Enforcer]

Burroughs scares the hell out of me. I can imagine during a night out on the town with Ginsburg, you'd just have to fend off his passes; Burroughs, I'd be afraid I'd have a syringe stuck in my neck before dessert.

--bostontricky, in The Alley, "the Ginsberg thread," post #15, August-4th-2004, 07:13 PM (GMT-1).

Following protocol,
Larry

Edit: I originally attributed this quote to Dr. Dave, who didn't write it, and deserves absolutely no more credit than he already gets.

[bostontricky]

This one still rings a bell. I usually use a "tree/roots" analogy myself.

I started with mid-50's Miles and simply went wherever the connections led me. Everyone in the music is connected, ultimately. That's one of the things about "jazz" I love, the tributaries are endless and seemingly infinite.

--stonemonkts, in The Alley, "Top Five Albums You've Never Heard, But Want To ," post #53, July-27th-2004, 03:22 PM (GMT-let Storer figure it out).

- - -

Special mention: Steve Reynolds, for citing 63 albums on the "Best record *ever* - final countdown" thread in Speak Out. At least we've got the canon listed in one place...

[john williams]

Stoner, you have a good life: I have this vignette in my head of you playing poker, gettin' high & listening to an endless supply of box sets all day long...I wanna be just like you when I grow up, man!



Cem, " Imploded with content" Post 36 August-12th-2004, 05:41 PM

[Uli]

My man fraknipop on the eai.20.0 tred, August 2004:

as far as erstquake goes...when is it?

right now..iam not motivated enuf to go to nyc...(lazy)
i like the lake anyway in summer....
mayb i will feel diffenernt later...

my interest piqued upon the pass out stories..
i think that i would LOvE# to pass out at an eai concert upon a sachiko m driving ...........
..................... sine wave ................................... :cool:

[Enforcer]

I don't have blonde hair, nor a big mole on my cheek. But that could be me licking the icing off your pastry!

jazzy mary, in The Alley, "I changed my avatar..." post #49, August-20th-2004, 02:18 PM (EST)

[jazzy mary]

I think this is my first entry in this venerable thread. Thanks, Lar!

[Pete C]

From "Jazz is Dead Redux":

I have no patience with people that bitch and whine that they're not back when Bird and Dizzy held sway. Unless they can invent Mr Peabody's Wayback machine they should either shut the fuck up or go jerk off to their Ken Burns tapes.

[Tom Storer]

The slap deserves a come-back in this society, which has grown way too rude and disrespectful.

- Gary Sisco, post #8 in The Alley/GOP Embraces the Swift Boat Pinochios, August-21st-2004, 06:02 PM (GMT +1)

[Tom Storer]

I'd actually like you to slap me, Gary.

- Ennis Snavely, post #33 in The Alley/GOP Embraces the Swift Boat Pinochios, August-23rd-2004, 01:20 AM (GMT +1)

[bluenoter]

Bush's handler's "compassionate conservatism" was a masterstroke of bullshit, let's face it.

It nearly equalled that more brilliant Reagan tv ad from back in the day that said nothing at all. It just showed a quiet, sundappled street in Suburban Anywhere, USA, where, one guesses since no one's in the picture, that only white folks live, and happily ever after at that. No talking. At the very end, the print appeared and all it said (in silence) was Reagan-Bush. Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. Millions of American idiots found it utterly soothing. And that's of course the main thing, soothing them, so as not to interrupt their pleasant life of grazing while the world goes by, like Holsteins beside a country lane.

--Gary Sisco, post #41 in The Alley, New York City to Bush: DROP DEAD! August-30th-2004, 09:43 AM EST (GMT -4)

[Dr Dave]

"Sex with strangers is not about tenderness and familiarity--it's lurid and goal oriented."

--by Tippy, #564 on "Kobe Bryant and Sexual Intrusion" Sept. 2, 2004, 12:39 pm.

[bluenoter]

Is there ever a time when a woman might, under various circumstances, allow her body to be used sexually for profit, pleasure or psyhcologically emotional happenstance?

--GoodSpeak, post #583 in The Alley, Kobe Bryant and Sexual Intrusion, September-2nd-2004, 10:57 PM EST (GMT -4)

To blindly broad brush anyone of ANYthing is sheer testiment to our collective insensitivity.

--GoodSpeak, post #588, same thread, same date, 11:38 PM EST (GMT -4)

I have consistantly voiced the concern of women rape victims and how incredibly difficult it is to bring them to a point where they will bring an accusation against an accuser.

I have further dismissed the notion that men, simply upon the basis of their sex, are not necessarily guilty.

--GoodSpeak, post #592, same thread, September-3rd-2004, 12:05 AM EST (GMT -4)

[mke]

Is there ever a time when a woman might, under various circumstances, allow her body to be used sexually for profit, pleasure or psyhcologically emotional happenstance?

--GoodSpeak, post #583 in The Alley, Kobe Bryant and Sexual Intrusion, September-2nd-2004, 10:57 PM EST (GMT -4)

To blindly broad brush anyone of ANYthing is sheer testiment to our collective insensitivity.

--GoodSpeak, post #588, same thread, same date, 11:38 PM EST (GMT -4)

I have consistantly voiced the concern of women rape victims and how incredibly difficult it is to bring them to a point where they will bring an accusation against an accuser.

I have further dismissed the notion that men, simply upon the basis of their sex, are not necessarily guilty.

--GoodSpeak, post #592, same thread, September-3rd-2004, 12:05 AM EST (GMT -4)
How can you call those quotes memorable, when they are not even comprehensible?

[Jimmy Cantiello]

Because, they're incomprehensibly memorable?................

[Enforcer]

I have no idea. After reading other threads, coming into a thread where you are holding court is like entering some bizarro, schizophrenic village where the mayor speaks in tongues and gives away all the best jobs in government to mimes, drunken teenagers and traveling con men who have managed to convince the school board to bulldoze the library and build a museum made out of graham crackers in its place.

crawjo, post #612 in The Alley, Kobe Bryant and Sexual Intrusion, September-3-2004, 12:58 AM, (GMT-4)

[bluenoter]

How can you call those quotes memorable, when they are not even comprehensible?Because, they're incomprehensibly memorable?................Yes! They're wildly incoherent, comically illogical, or both.

And the hits just kept on coming. It was hard for me to stop there.

[Sergio Zamora]

Yes! They're wildly incoherent, comically illogical, or both.

And the hits just kept on coming. It was hard for me to stop there.
He's like a David Brent/George Costanza meets Luis Bunuel.

[Gary Sisco]

Ah, the SS guys got to the Bush twins long before you, Larry. Admit it.

[Enforcer]

Putting Mingus in the picture skewed the poll for good. It'd be like asking Who's Your Favorite Prophet? The new age wacko down the street or Moses?

--Gary Sisco, post #55, in THE TOP TEN, Who is your favorite bassist?, August-11th-2004, 09:52 AM (GMT-4)

[mke]

Female Vocalists
September-20th-2004, 02:57 AM #56
Ray Brown did a series for Telarc called "My Best Friends Are..." you know- saxists, pianists, etc. he featured Nancy [King] on his singers entry and, to my ears, she eclipsed every other singer on the disc. the fact that she did not receive a recording deal from Telarc (or any other major label) is a travesty, almost on par with the Bush/Gore debacle of 2000.

[Phil_Meloy]

Here's another tip: come to my house sometime so I can hang my hog out the upstairs window and piss on your fucking stupid head.

Gentle Giant - post #6, in the Jimmy Cliff "The Harder They Come" thread, September 10th 2003, responding to an intern at Universal Music's tip that everybody should check out the new Jimmy Cliff release.

[Cem]

Quote:
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this is where 'common peeple' talk some....peeple with jobs get haircuts, listen to jazz, watch roaches climb, fail, dance, drink, gamble dimes, smoke............ and screw ....



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[Uli]

Actually, the only problem with locking out Wynton threads is that the proportion of posts in the Alley relative to the jazz part of the board would get so high that we could no longer justify calling this a "jazz forum." ;)



P.S. So what do you all really think about Wynton, anyway? :D

:eek:

[Jim Dye]

From "Phil Spector Charged With Murder"

Phil's looking at a possible prison stay all wrong. Just imagine what the echo is like in one of those humongous showers.

[stonemonkts]

From the "On The Street Where You Lived" thread: (10/11/04)

I think Chris will come back, too. Organissimo sounds like a pet name for a penis, which Chris will eventually realize and leave. It's the kind of name one of those guys who whips it out on the freeway would call it. You know, the guy who rolls the window down and tries to show it to some girl, thinking he's going to impress her. Puts on the heavy Italian accent and says, "Hey, baby. You wanna see the organissimo, baby? What's a matta fo you? Fuhgedaboutit

[Tom Storer]

The only solution to the problems of a democratic society is more democracy.

- Gary Sisco, post #62 in Politics, World Issues & World Events/"For all of us diehard anti W types: voter fraud evidence increases," November-21st-2004, 04:37 PM (GMT+1)

[walto]

Don't think that one's an original Siscoism, Tom. Gary could tell us for sure.

[Gary Sisco]

It's not. It's a paraphrase of a paraphrase of a paraphrase of a quote from someone I've forgotten, along with many others.

[Ron Thorne]

Tom, I love this thread concept, though I rarely see it or contribute to it. The following, a partial post, is a must for me, even if it's been posted before:

November-20th-2004, 09:16 PM

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This would be a self-depreciating joke, OK? Don't get yer undies in a bunch, Gary. ;)


Post #85 (showpost.php?p=271807&postcount=85) on the Southerners Need Not Apply thread.

[Ron Thorne]

And the wonderful followup:

November-20th-2004, 10:03 PM

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Find a new accountant.

[RBS]

One times I'm goin' out with this chick, and she's like into money and whatnot. Always like "Tom Cruise got married, so he can't play like a leadin' single man and like that" or "The dude I marries has six requirements. He gotta make six figures, he gots to have money and he gots to make lots."

One times we did it like 8 times in a weekend. I felt like stuck to her groin.

So anyways, she was into manufacturing figures and all of that hoo-ha, and we needless to say broke up, starvin' artist that I was.

"Keep your chin up," the hag says. " I says, "Screw you, lady."

So I gets this email from her 'bout two months ago, right, and she says she just got divorced from the dude after me, after like 15 years and she wants to see how I was. Yeah, and I got a real nice bridge down in Niagara Falls, clown.

I says, "I'm fine thanks lady. Makin' fifteen thousand grand a year and happily married. Haha."

Darryl, from "U.S. manufacturing activity grows at fastest rate in two decades", post #6.

[Scott Dolan]

And the wonderful followup:

November-20th-2004, 10:03 PM

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Find a new accountant.


Yeah, that may have ben THE most brilliant response I've ever seen here.

[walto]

back of the jewel case:

"Variations on the music of Evan Parker. All were recorded in the studio and reflect the more measured frame of solitary music making"

and we were going to make you Queen of the Snow Festival

points germane from (four pages of) liner notes:

"They have been edited but the idea was play rather than collage."

aftplay?

"I've always seen programming work as kin to instrument making. . ."

now we're getting somewhere

"The instruments act as levers to dislocate intention"

lick my fulcrum (and he just said this as I read on!!!!! "At the fulcrum is the surprise of hearing the result" AWESOME!!!)

"The thing that got me to being digital is numerical simulation."

great, next he'll concede a degree in dentistry

"I take in real sound through a microphone and play the energy of this flow through an imaginary landscape"

heads up presidential debate consultants who insist he says "nuke-yoo-ler" for 'salt of the earth' indelibles

"It [the music?] a [sic] exercise in practical schizophrenia"

did you know there's a man living in our closet?

Michael S. the great. Yesterday around 8 PM, post seven hundred fifty-something on WAYLT.

[Pete C]

The ultimate indicator of Monte Smith's character, in the Patriot Act II thread in the alley:

Quote:
Originally Posted by Monte Smith
A second Kristalnacht. I do love the holidays.

[crawjo]

"If you're going to be touchy, Pete, let me assure you that I think Kristalnacht was a terrible thing and that Nazis are bad. I know I might be going out on a limb but there I said it. And my hackles get raised whenever comparisons are drawn between an outburst of sheer thuggery like Kristalnacht and democratic processes of any sort. It is the argument of a dunderheaded jackalope."

--Monte Smith, in the Patriot Act II thread.

[Pete C]

Yeah, I guess Christian Agnostics have a different sense of humor than Jewish Atheists.

[Enforcer]

Sex is cool as long as it results in a white baby with a mommy and a daddy and a trust fund.

- Dr. Dave, post #25 in Politics, World Issues & World Events/"Just Say NO!" December-3rd-2004, 04:09 PM (GMT-4)

[Ed the Happy Clown]

I like these kinds of conversations, which I've had several times with VA shrinks and counselors:

Doc: What you're suffering from is a major clinical depression.

Me: No, it's not. I have an unrelenting and irresolvable social and political anger, with no outlet.

Doc: Anger is often a symptom of depression.

Me: Yeah, and it's also often a symptom of anger, dipshit.

And etc.


- Gary Sisco, from the "If It's Morning in America (Again)" thread.

[bluenoter]

The "biggest reason" maybe because of a combination [singular] of issues. It may also be because of a singular reason. The point, my friend, is to bring into scope the reality that many things may cause a singular experience.

--GoodSpeak, explaining why his poll on "the biggest reason" permitted each respondent to make more than one choice, post #14 in the "Political Alley," De-Humanization of America, December-11th-2004, 11:02 PM ET (GMT -5)

[Ed the Happy Clown]

The "biggest reason" maybe because of a combination [singular] of issues. It may also be because of a singular reason. The point, my friend, is to bring into scope the reality that many things may cause a singular experience.



Holy fuck.

All sarcasm aside, that looks like something Jacques Derrida would've written in the 1970s. Especially the use of "singular" in brackets.

No shit, we've been wrong about the Goodster all along. His mission is to show us how the signified ultimately has no independent [singular] being outside of its being brought into scope by its signifiers.

You keep on keepin' on with your deconstruction of Western metaphysics, Goody!

[Gary Sisco]

Ed -- I think it would be more fair to say people have been wrong about Derrida.

[Brian Olewnick]

"I'm not a dairyman...but do you know how close I am to one?"

--Goody, on the steroids thread.

[Pete C]

Ed -- I think it would be more fair to say people have been wrong about Derrida.

Some people, that is.

Am I remembering correctly that he was an Algerian-born Jew, as is Martial Solal? Am I correct about one but not the other?

[bluenoter]

Am I remembering correctly that [Derrida] was an Algerian-born Jew, as is Martial Solal? Am I correct about one but not the other?What, as Petey the dog, you can no longer Google? :p (More likely as Pete the fully employed and then some, you can no longer Google.)

http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?pagename=JPost/JPArticle/ShowFull&cid=1097383710746
Jersusalem Post obit:

"Derrida was born into a Jewish family in Biar, Algeria, in 1930. In 1949, he moved to Paris."

http://www.villagevoice.com/issues/0140/giddins.php
Gary Giddins, Weatherbird, Village Voice:

"Solal had been around. He was born in Algiers in 1927, and according to an old liner note was expelled from school in 1942 because of race laws (his father was Jewish)."

[Ron Thorne]

From the De-Humanization of America thread in POLITICS, WORLD ISSUES AND WORLD EVENTS:


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'Splain please.


I offer issues and thought peices.


You figure i'm all about self-abuse?!? What the hell do you think [former] Debate coaches live for, Dave, eh?


The thrill of the chase, the search for that lost nugget of truth, the precisely turned phrase, the air-tight argument...geez, Dave.


Maybe you need to get out more, huh?

[Scott Dolan]

Actually, this whole thread should be devoted to Goodspeak posts.

[Ron Thorne]

I'm lovin' this one! This may be my single favorite post of the year.


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My brother's first name is Elder, and a lot of people think he's a mormon. He used that to his advantage once when he was trying to hook up with a mormon chick, but I think it backfired somehow.

[MRS]

bostontricky, 1/6, baseball thread:

"Back in 1994, I co-managed a roto team with a fellow Pole and named our team the Polish Jokers. To add to the PQ (Polish Quotient) of the team, he was interested in picking up Kevin Kozlofsky at one point. I managed to convince him Stan Javier qualified as "Polish enough" as his daddy named him after his teammate Musial."

bostontricky, 1/4, football thread:

"I'd reserve "ass-backwards" for their purple-clad counterparts several hundred miles up river, who wound up losing four out of their last five - winning only the middle game against Detroit on a botched PAT snap. To make matters worse, if they wished to renew Tice's contract (can we call him Tater North?) they had to before January 1, or before the last game of the season. They pick up his option, the Vikings lose to the 'Skins, but somehow limp into the playoffs."

[GoodSpeak]

Is there ever a time when a woman might, under various circumstances, allow her body to be used sexually for profit, pleasure or psyhcologically emotional happenstance?

--GoodSpeak, post #583 in The Alley, Kobe Bryant and Sexual Intrusion, September-2nd-2004, 10:57 PM EST (GMT -4)

To blindly broad brush anyone of ANYthing is sheer testiment to our collective insensitivity.

--GoodSpeak, post #588, same thread, same date, 11:38 PM EST (GMT -4)

I have consistantly voiced the concern of women rape victims and how incredibly difficult it is to bring them to a point where they will bring an accusation against an accuser.

I have further dismissed the notion that men, simply upon the basis of their sex, are not necessarily guilty.

--GoodSpeak, post #592, same thread, September-3rd-2004, 12:05 AM EST (GMT -4)



How can you call those quotes memorable, when they are not even comprehensible?


I think we call them CORRECT.


How a freakin' 'bout that, huh?

[GoodSpeak]

A little sympathy for the realist...thank you very much.

[GoodSpeak]

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This would be a self-depreciating joke, OK? Don't get yer undies in a bunch, Gary. ;)


Post #85 (showpost.php?p=271807&postcount=85) on the Southerners Need Not Apply thread.

I see.

And your friggin' POINT would be....?


There's no truth to slavery? No reason to believe Rosa Parks had an issue? That Martin Luther King's March and subsequent police abuse was anything to be concerned with?


Oh, hell yeah...them Southerners are just a great bunch of folks, now ain't they?








Thanks a lot, Ron.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

'self-deprecating' is the term.

'self-depreciating' is why Ron posted it, and why Sergio suggested you change accountants.

[Ron Thorne]

I see.

And your friggin' POINT would be....?


There's no truth to slavery? No reason to believe Rosa Parks had an issue? That Martin Luther King's March and subsequent police abuse was anything to be concerned with?


Oh, hell yeah...them Southerners are just a great bunch of folks, now ain't they?








Thanks a lot, Ron.
I appreciated SDCSteve's response, which was factual, on-topic and seemed to identify with my "friggin' point."

Simply put, it was damned funny to me, man.

I'm confused by your many questions of me GS, so feel compelled to respond, in brief. I feel somewhat silly re-stating what should be obvious to you and others here, but ...

• I believe that slavery occurred and was a bad thing.

• I believe that Rosa Parks had many issues, and based upon what I know of her, they were likely valid ones.

• I appreciated many but not all things associated with Martin Luther King, Jr.

• I have no clue as to what your last paragraph means or what its relationship with me might be.

ps: My roots are Southern, deeply so, in fact. Georgia and Florida ones, to be exact.

[Ron Thorne]

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[Squaredancecalling Steve]

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[bluenoter]

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</TD><TD class=thead style="FONT-WEIGHT: normal" align=right>In the "Political Alley," Bush Watch-2005

#63 (http://www.jazzcornertalk.com/speakeasy/showpost.php?p=295743&postcount=63)
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Go Eat Shit And Bark At The Moon,

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[walto]

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WAYLT 12 #427 (1/9/05)



Trying to navigate through Schnittke's ouvre is like running drunk through a mine field - you never know when you take a wrong step. I like some of his works but some leaves me less than impressed, and the Requiem counts among the latter. It sounds to me as if Schnittke tries so very hard to create as doomy an atmosphere as possible that he only ends up with a mess of goth clichés and silly Orffian overtones. A requiem with a clown nose. How great.

[Gary Sisco]

There ought to be clowns.

[Pete C]

Rita, how do you do those screen shots?

[Jimmy Cantiello]

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Don't know if Rita does it the same way, but left click and hold, "lasso" entire post, right click and save, then in new post right click and paste.

Waahlaah!!

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That sounds pretty much like what I did, but AFAIK, one has to be in JC's WYSIWYG mode to do it:

User CP ---> Edit Options ---> Miscellaneous Options (way down at the bottom) ---> Message Editor Interface ---> Enhanced Interface - Full WYSIWYG Editing

Scott--

1. Were you in the WYSIWYG mode when you did that?

2. "Right click and save." There's no Save option on the drop-down menu that I see when I right-click (in IE6). I didn't click on "Save" anywhere (or Save anything--at least not manually); I just copied and pasted. Could you explain what you meant by "save"?

Then I just added and subtracted things at will, which sometimes produced hard-to-fix glitches in formatting and sometimes worked fine. I also boldfaced the quoted poster's words.

Pete--

One can pick up material from other websites and post it on JC in the same way, but I still can't get some kinds of "screenshots" and in fact had planned to ask how other people did it.

[Scott Dolan]

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That sounds pretty much like what I did, but AFAIK, one has to be in JC's WYSIWYG mode to do it:

User CP ---> Edit Options ---> Miscellaneous Options (way down at the bottom) ---> Message Editor Interface ---> Enhanced Interface - Full WYSIWYG Editing

Scott--

1. Were you in the WYSIWYG mode when you did that?
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Yes.

2. "Right click and save." There's no Save option on the drop-down menu that I see when I right-click (in IE6). I didn't click on "Save" anywhere (or Save anything--at least not manually); I just copied and pasted. Could you explain what you meant by "save"?

Hmmmm...........

I meant to say "copy". Sorry about the confusion.

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What do you mean by "screenshots"?

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[bluenoter]

Sure, Pete.What do you mean by "screenshots"?Exact replicas of whatever appears on one's screen, including identical formatting. One thing that I could never get a screenshot of: message or dialogue boxes that are generated by Windows or IE and pop up on the screen. (I couldn't even capture an "inexact" copy of them.) But I haven't tried doing that in JC's WYSIWYG mode yet.

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PETE C POWER-MAD WITH WYSIWYG

[Scott Dolan]

Now, if only he could spell it correctly.

[Scott Dolan]

Sure, Pete.Exact replicas of whatever appears on one's screen, including identical formatting. One thing that I could never get a screenshot of: message or dialogue boxes that are generated by Windows or IE and pop up on the screen. (I couldn't even capture an "inexact" copy of them.) But I haven't tried doing that in JC's WYSIWYG mode yet.

Hmmmm....

Well, if I'm understanding you correctly, the only way I know of to do that is to "print screen" and open it up in WordPad, or whatever you use, from the clipboard.

If there's an easier way, I sure as hell don't know what it is.

[Pete C]

Now, if only he could spell it correctly.I wygged out.

[Enforcer]

I thought the ability to do this existed for a while, although I never tried it. Albertson always used to insert screenshots of the editorials he'd post that showed the letterhead of the publication, such as the L.A. Times, Washington Post, etc. I don't think he ever figured out how to type his own text, though.

[bluenoter]

Hmmmm....

Well, if I'm understanding you correctly, the only way I know of to do that is to "print screen" and open it up in WordPad, or whatever you use, from the clipboard.

If there's an easier way, I sure as hell don't know what it is.Thanks, Scott. You've given those instructions before, and simple as the procedure might be, I could never get it to work. But sometime I'll try it using WordPad instead of NotePad and using JC's WYSIWYG mode.

Speaking of spelling, bub, the correct spelling is voilà, not "wah-lah." :)

[Scott Dolan]

Thanks, Scott. You've given those instructions before, and simple as the procedure might be, I could never get it to work. But sometime I'll try it using WordPad instead of NotePad and using JC's WYSIWYG mode.

What part of that did not work for you?


Speaking of spelling, bub, the correct spelling is voilà, not "wah-lah." :)

Were I speaking of a small member of the violin family, then perhaps I would have used your silly spelling.

:rolleyes:

And also, *ahem*:

Waahlaah!!

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And waahlaah it remains.

Kapeesh?

[groover]

I'll admit I often confuse these two words when reading. Mild dyslexia, I guess. :)

vi·o·la<SUP>1</SUP> http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/pron.jpg (http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/pron/V0109100.wav) Listen: (http://www.yourdictionary.com/ahd/pron/V0109100.wav) [ vhttp://www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/gif/emacr.gif-http://www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/gif/omacr.gifhttp://www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/gif/prime.giflhttp://www.yourdictionary.com/images/ahd/gif/schwa.gif ]
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A stringed instrument of the violin family, slightly larger than a violin, tuned a fifth lower, and having a deeper, more sonorous tone.
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interj.

Used to call attention to or express satisfaction with a thing shown or accomplished.

[Pete C]

Scott was thinking of a viola played with a wah-wah pedal.

[Scott Dolan]

:mad:

Alright, I'm tired of dealing with all you snooty fucking know-it-all's.

Take your stringed instruments, stick 'em in your ass, and WAAHLAAH!!

:)

[bluenoter]

What part of that did not work for you? It just didn't work. When I pasted, nothing showed up. Basically, I don't know how to use the PrintScreen key correctly, I think. I never set up my printer. :rolleyes:
Kapeesh?I don't know that you misspelled that word too because I don't understand Italian. ;)

[Scott Dolan]

After you hit the print screen button and open up WordPad, are you clicking on the clipboard icon at the top?


Is the icon greyed out?


Hmmmmm..very bizarre.

[Pete C]

Under windows print screen should always put the screen print to the clipboard--it has nothing to do with setting up a printer. If I hit print screen, then open up ms word, I can right click and paste it into a document; it works in Lotus email at work, so I assume it also works with outlook. But I can't paste it here.

[bluenoter]

After you hit the print screen button and open up WordPad, are you clicking on the clipboard icon at the top?


Is the icon greyed out?There's a clipboard icon? I don't usually use WordPad either. :rolleyes: I use NotePad.

I'm just messing up one or more steps of the few simple steps. I don't know how. I'll try it again sometime; I don't want to mess with it right now. But thanks.

[bluenoter]

Under windows print screen should always put the screen print to the clipboard--it has nothing to do with setting up a printer. If I hit print screen, then open up ms word, I can right click and paste it into a document; it works in Lotus email at work, so I assume it also works with outlook. But I can't paste it here.What I meant was that I normally have no occasion to use the "print the screen" key. Pete, I don't want to mess with it right now, but thanks.

[Chris D]

Not one of this recent batch of posts is memorable.

C'mon, people.

[sonic1]

Originally Posted by sonic1
Monte, watch out behind you. Hillary Clinton is gonna getcha.


Monte:
Oh, I'm not paranoid about that.


(italics added)

[Monte Smith]

From the Suicide Car Bomber Supply Chain thread:


If we met face to face at this point, honestly, I'd give Bin Laden a bowl of rice and some milk, a pallet for the night, and send him on his way in the morning.
No you wouldn't.
Yes, I would.
No you wouldn't.
Gary so would not. He's not a bad person. He's just frustrated at something or is being peevish.

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[Gary Sisco]

Monte -- You're entirely wrong. I would.

[Monte Smith]

No you wouldn't.

[Gary Sisco]

Piss off.

[AntManBee]

From the second Paris Hilton thread, on February-25th-2005, 12:10 AM:

She looks like if you touch her she'll leave an unsightly (and possibly carcinogenic) residue. I imagine putting my ear close to her belly button and hearing "the mechanized hum of another world," as our dear friends Becker & Fagan might say.

[Other Steve]

You just beat me to it, AMB!

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Pete in the chops vs feeling thread

I'm only saying that if an artist with great chops is flashy and shallow it's because that artist is prone to flashiness and shallowness, and that without the technique he would be merely shallow.

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[Dr Dave]

Monte Smith, on the "Unsolicited Testimonials" thread, #23, posted March 31, 2005:

"I have a writer friend in New York who likes nothing better than to get high and conduct transactions. It really doesn't matter what the transaction is, he gets off on the potentiality inherent in Manhattan commerce and in the exacting manner of a commercial exchange. A thermal-printed receipt is like a prayer written in God's own hand to John when he is in this state. We may all scoff at the banality of a consumer society, but I agree with John that there is something pure in the infinite combination of small forces that allows a stoned dullard to walk into a Duane Reade and buy a lipstick, a halo around his features redolent of Adam Smith. In a hundred years, given all the chemicals in the world, John could never make a lipstick. If capitalism was fettered, or if John wasn't so high, that lipstick would just be a dream."

[Jesse]

Captain Hate in a typically sanguine mood:

"(...that Vision Fest Orchestra that fuckwad Alan Silva mismanaged so goddam badly; peace and love Alan: Bite my crank, you fucking poseur)."

[Ron Thorne]

From: THE ALLEY (http://www.jazzcornertalk.com/speakeasy/forumdisplay.php?f=19) > Voices of Posters (http://www.jazzcornertalk.com/speakeasy/showthread.php?p=335385#post335385)

Scott is correct. My wife is always shushing me. I don't know why I'm so loud; I don't mean to be. (If I ever start to lose my hearing I'll be a terror, I'm sure.) On the other hand, it's probably my best asset as a singer. You may not think I'm any good, but by god you're going to hear me. :)

[Uli]

I've never had a scan but I'm always amused when people describe, with horror, the noise that goes on. Sounds like much of the music I listen to....

alley >>confessions

[Tom Storer]

Please remember to give full attribution to your quotes! Forum, thread, post number, date and time. That neat trick Rita came up with that's like a snapshot of the post doesn't give the name of the thread, so don't forget to put it in if that's how you're doing it.

Sheesh!

[Tom Storer]

Gary Sisco, post #19 in Politics, World Issues & World Events/British Election 2004, April-11th-2005, 04:33 PM GMT-1:

Another price of empire: People who don't learn how to *do shit* don't learn much of anything else, either, and revert to what we're seeing all around us, a form of grazing ape.

[bluenoter]

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[Scott Dolan]

Sweetness.


:rolleyes:

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

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And this was the edited version! Reason totters.

[Pete C]

Reason totters.

Audrey Totter!

http://www.suspense-movies.com/stars/audrey-totter/Totter1.jpg

[walto]

James Henry Trotter.http://www.fiona.co.jp/images/JUVENILE_BOOK/JAMES_GIANT_PEACH_KNOPF.jpg

[Uli]

Charlie Trotter's

http://www.charlietrotters.com/images/tour03.jpg

[Noj]

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/nfl/_photos/2005-01-18-trotter.jpg
Jeremiah Trotter :confused:

[Noj]

http://www.cancunvalet.com/media/immodium_thm.jpg
Cure for the tr