First Boner Thread on New Board

[steve(thelil)]

I've contributed so little since the board changed, I figured this is the least I could do.





You're welcome.

[Tanager]

And you're late. There's already been a thread on the "Boner Gap."

But thanks all the same.

[Brian Olewnick]

Man, this is really a sign that (thelil)'s losing it. Not knowing there's already been a boner thread, with pictures??? Snap out of it, big guy!

[graypencil]

bag the boner threads ..

we need FRESH GERBIL threads .

( preferably with crisp photos of celebrity insertions , expulsions, and retrievals ..)

[Ron Thorne]

Hey, Geraldo Rivera's looking for a gig, isn't he?

[steve(thelil)]

We DO need a fresh gerbils thread.













Where can we get some fresh gerbils?

[graypencil]

Originally posted by steve(thelil)
We DO need a fresh gerbils thread.













Where can we get some fresh gerbils?

probably at ..uh oh ..I hate to do this ..but :


"Pet Smarts ?"


groan .. thud ...

[Monte Smith]

Damn it, I thought this was the thread on the new board where we could talk about our first boners.

Mine involved Batgirl. That's all I'm saying.

[Dr Dave]

Well, "make mine mink," I always say. Or bring on the rodentron (a version of the cat piano). I did find this ridiculous appliance, for those too sqeamish to deal with real live rodents:

[graypencil]

A sense of feigned decency keeps me from enquiring just how Dr. Daves illustrated ..er ..appliance ..operates ..

It somehow reminds me of a gift from an office party in the 70s called an "Auto Suck "

( don't ask ..it plugged into the cigarette lighter ..and NO , I didn't test it ..







.. someone else did ) :D

[rollhead]

I am disappointed that Tippy didn't post on this thread.

[Gentle Giant]

The Dead (thelil) Thread boneyard must be a helluvan eyesore. Amazing the things people find there.

But I'll play along. My 5th-grade daughter had a week of Sex Ed two weeks ago. They spent a day or so on boy anatomy, another day or so on female anatomy, and then they had a day where they talked about what happens when you put them together. I asked my daughter if she had any questions, and she came out with these two whoppers:

"My teacher said boys can get erections every 90 minutes. When was the last time you had one?"

"What do you like to call it: erection, boner, or pitching a tent?"

[Ron Thorne]

"What do you like to call it: erection, boner, or pitching a tent?"

None of the above.

Woodrow.

[Pete C]

"My teacher said boys can get erections every 90 minutes. When was the last time you had one?"

"What do you like to call it: erection, boner, or pitching a tent?"

So, how did you answer?

[Pete C]

None of the above.

Woodrow.

Woodrow Johnson--my favorite president!

[Gentle Giant]

So, how did you answer?

1. "I don't remember, but if they come every 90 minutes I'm probably due for one soon."

2. "I like the conceptual imagery of pitching a tent, but I've always just goen with 'rod'."

Then I said those wise fatherly words: "Any more questions, go ask your mother."