The flaccid thread

[clinthopson]

99% of a man's life is spent in a flaccid state.

So much for tumescence.

[patricia]

Originally posted by clinthopson
99% of a man's life is spent in a flaccid state.

So much for tumescence.

LOL!!! I don't know about anyone else, but I thank you for sharing that with the group. :)

[jesus marion joseph]

I spend about 80% of my weekends in a "gassy" state, especially after a real good dinner party.

[Monte Smith]

"Oh, what a hell it is to be without testicles."
--Voltaire, Candide

[tippy]

Originally posted by Monte Smith
"Oh, what a hell it is to be without testicles."
--Voltaire, Candide
It's not so bad.



By the way can someone tell me what the accompanying smiley face means--it's got me stumped.

[clinthopson]

Ladies my not have testicles, but I've known a few ball-busters in my day.

[Salvador Dali Lama]

I dont know, as long as you dont know what you're missing you should be alright.

Sun Ra was impotent you know, and look at him. i doubt he would have been able to do half the shit he did if his joint worked.

[patricia]

Originally posted by Salvador Dali Lama
I dont know, as long as you dont know what you're missing you should be alright.

Sun Ra was impotent you know, and look at him. i doubt he would have been able to do half the shit he did if his joint worked.


AND the only way to guarantee that you won't lose your hair, apparantly, is to be castrated. So, the choice is an imporant one. Do you want to keep your hair, thus appearing, to some, younger and more attractive, or............... ???? What to do? What to do?

[Dr Dave]

Tippy: The little blushing icon stands for girly or girly-man embarrassment. As you well know, no one who is easily embarrassed lasts long in the Alley.

It would be both uncomfortable and inconvenient to be rigid all the time. Unless of course you're a walrus.

[graypencil]

Originally posted by clinthopson

So much for tumescence.

REally ..what with the damn blood pressure crap I gotta take, I 'm glad for occasional onemescence ..

s'cuse me .. I think I'm getting a soft off ..

[Tom Storer]

There's a rock singer named Amy Rigby who has an amusing song called "Balls." Some of the lyrics are:

You've got a lot of nerve
To be calling here
But I love your nerve

You've got a lot of gall
You don't even care
About me at all

You've got a lot of balls
You don't even care

Wish I could grow a pair