Where is thelil?

[walto]

Anybody seen Irv?

[tippy]

I was wondering about that too.

[Brian Olewnick]

I found him!

[tippy]

It looks like he's been detained, Brian. Where did you get that picture?

[Brian Olewnick]

I really shouldn't say, but I believe he's embedded with an advancing infantry column, the First Armored Gerbil Brigade, somewhere about 50 miles south of Baghdad.

[Brian Olewnick]

He did manage to smuggle out a shot of his weapons package.

[tippy]

Hmmm, fruit-flavored certs. It's a message I'm certain, but what does it mean?

[Brian Olewnick]

While the shot in post #3 is a real image of (thelil)'s visage, when he's in combat situations and likely to be in deep camoflage, he's much more likely to appear something like this:

[tippy]

Billy Joel as Othello? He's a genius.

[Jimmy Cantiello]

Brian, you posted a photo of a white mouse.

http://exoticpets.miningco.com/library/photogallery/LadyonHigh.JPG This is a gerbil..........

[Brian Olewnick]

Hey, sue google. I happen to know for a fact that (thelil) prefers his gerbils in albino mode. Something about the fur being less prickly.....

[Dr Dave]

And THIS, dear friends, is a MINK:

[bluenoter]

Originally posted by Dr Dave
And THIS, dear friends, is a MINK: What, you took pictures of them all?

[Jimmy Cantiello]

No,THIS is a mink..........

http://villageshop.us/images/Beaver_fullsmall.jpg

[tippy]

My best (circa 6th grade) friend's dad raised these in the basement:

http://www.etc-etc.com/rogaine1.gif

This is Rogaine.

[tippy]

And this is chin-of-the-month, as accomplished as she is lovely, introducing

http://www.etc-etc.com/nibbles1.gif

[patricia]

Originally posted by tippy
And this is chin-of-the-month, as accomplished as she is lovely, introducing

http://www.etc-etc.com/nibbles1.gif

None of those pictures, including the mink AND the mink present steve(thelil)at his best. I'm not even sure that any of them are authentic. Everyone knows that steve(thelil) would never allow himself to be immortalized on film without his trademark grey fedora. He is, as we all know, always on the spiffy cutting edge.

[Gary Sisco]

Yeah, and he has a nice ass, too.

[Monte Smith]

Hey, while thelil is *cough* indisposed, anybody want to post a picture of Mrs. Steve thelil? I've heard the rumors and I want to see for myself. I mean it is certainly wrong to covet your neighbor's wife--but thelil ain't my neighbor!

Don't you be, please don't you be...my neighbor.

[Brian Olewnick]

Monte, I don't believe this site is equipped to contain an image as transcendant, as stupifyingly beautiful as that of Mrs. (thelil).

[steve(thelil)]

I've been skiing and chilling and degenerating in Colorado with 2 high school buddies.


It was great, but posting with the specified color of burlywood (see above) REALLY gives me burlywood.

[Monte Smith]

Whoops. In light of a certain recent arrival, I withdraw my earlier remarks.

[Ron Thorne]

Hey, welcome, buddo!

Glad to see that you were able to post with both hands up your butt on this New and Improved bbs ... and in color, no less!

Burlywood? Is that anything like knotty pine? Or is it simply woodywood with a big knot in it?

[Gary Sisco]

Monte -- Thelils were at the hang you attended. You don't recall her stunningness? I can never forget, and never will.

whoops. That was the hang she deigned not to attend, to my intense disappointment.

[achilles]

the other night Michael Moore said the lil's wife
was as fictitious as Mr. Bush's presidency......