So now they've given us a personalised nutrition pyramid.
Of course I'll be designing mine and following it religiously (a real trick since I'm an athiest).
I think I'll change the whole grain segment for corn tortillas made with lard.
The meat segment will be enlarged to include a great deal more pork shoulder, the fatter the better.
The green vegs will be limited to asparagus, green beans, spinach and artichokes all served with hollandaise sauce.
A new segment will be added for Irish and Scotch whiskey plus a large wine portion.
Milk and dairy will be limited to selected artisan cheeses.
A chile segment will be essential.
I'm so happy our government has given me the right to "personalize" my diet. Just like they want to do with Social Security.