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    Tool Music

    I can't believe that given the plethera of avant-garde artiste acolytes of the aural (or AAAA) who post here there isn't a thread on Tool Music already.

    Just how much in the *future* are you?

    Not too far, I'd say.

    There is a whole world of *incredible* tool music happening -- but because it is rarely recorded, and people rarely *pay* to hear tool music, it really doesn't get the credit that it deserves.

    Most "tool music" jams are impromptu affairs, held when -- using the lastest in WiFi and GPS technology -- numerous tool music aficianados/geniuses gather together to produce this "cutting edge" form of art.

    For the most part, "tool music" is created "alfresco" because just the act of being inside four walls can be deadening.

    Why isn't it recorded? Because anything that was recorded would -- by definition -- be considered "passe," dead, moribund. Why listen to "dead" music?

    Even the act of photography is considered by many AAAA to potentially "steal the spirit" of tool music. How can one truly improvise, if you are worried about the state of your comb-over or the rakish angle of your beret as you play?

    While some of the music that is promoted on here might superficially be considered -- free or atonal, or whatever -- it hasn't shuffled off the limiting coil of Western music.

    While much of the avant garde takes baby steps toward the infinite possiblities of our favored art form, Tool Music truly leaps fearlessly into the abyss ... and reveals the multitudinous and kalidescopic possibilities of aural art. (I prefer the term "aural art," given that music is bound in an historical straightjacket.)

    It is hard for me to describe the sound of tool music -- but imagine it as being emitted eons ago -- long before the arrival of our "intelligent designer."

    Tool music is the sound of the Ur Tone -- the original tone -- the sub-atomic tone. Tones that not even the nuclear clock in Greenwich can subdivide.

    While the music of the past has only been echoes out of Platos cave, "tool aural art" is what you might describe as the Platonic ideal of art.



    Tool Music is a sound that moves eons beyond microtonality and was first heard with early experiments with the digitalization of the microtonal instruments of Harry Partch.

    Indeed, it was only when scientists at MIT and Cal Tech and at Roswell, NM, tried to digitally translate the sounds of Partch's Boo II and "Cloud Chamber" instruments.



    During this research, a shocking discovery was made -- some of those sounds could be replicated -- if not in the same timbre -- by some off-the-shelf Craftsmen power tools and even hand tools.

    This discovery opened the door to the creation of AAAA by the hoi polloi. Anyone who had access to Sears Roebuck had access to art. You could throw out your Stradivarious and your Selmer Mark VI.

    Call it "the aural art with a thousand faces."

    While some of the elite at this institutions of higher learning tried to keep this information secret, others -- such as a songwriter for the Grateful Dead -- wanted an "open system" of tool aural art.

    Thus, tool music, 1.0 was born. The *asonishing* medical benefits of tool music were the first seriously studied, as the sound of "tool aural art" was found to lower blood pressure, and in some cases -- actually reverse or forestall the onset of arthritis, Altzheimers disease and other degenerative diseases. While these *groundbreaking* studies have not been formalized -- the early results have been positive.

    Others -- myself included -- were interested in "tool aural art" entirely for aestetic reasons. l'art pour l'art.

    I am sure most of you can understand.

    Unfortunately, there is a steep "learning curve" for those of you interested in "tool aural art." While its practicioners are not by their nature "secretive," they tend to be very careful which artists to allow into their covens (yes, i know, an unfortunate designation). The are reluctant to let ANYONE in for fear of being infiltrated by FBI agents or other representatives of the U.S. Patriot Act.

    If you are intersted in taking part, I would suggest getting an audio enhancer, such as the one shown here:



    If you go out to the edge of a large wooded area, you might actually be able to hear "tool aural art" without directly participating. However, I would urge you not to stay in this "pirate" mode too long. You owe it to the AAAA to reveal yourself, and perhaps help with providing snack foods.
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    Steve(thelil), asked me if I would consider Tool Music "minty."

    (I don't know about you guys, but I sometimes have problems taking Steve(thelil)'s questions seriously. But I try to humor him.)

    I can only say that tool music transcends the earthly bounds of that prosaic herb.

    Once you had tool music, you can't go back to just mint.

    It is like comparing a box of Altoids to the Mother Sauces.

    Blasphemy.
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    You should publish this one, Rollhead.

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    Shit's for tools.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gary Sisco
    Shit's for tools.
    Well said.

    If beans are the musical fruit, tool music truly does take cutting the cheese to a celestial level.

    It's like slicing into a nice, ripe Stilton.

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    GG:

    That album cover is really precient given the direction Tool Music is headed.

    I have heard that oen of the more "advanced" Tool Music covens, based in Washington state, is working with Microsoft to develop a kind of "aural Xbox" that will bypass the ears as a entry point for "aural art."

    They are creating what might best be called -- USB plugs for the brain and body.

    It will open the door to a lot more Tool Music artists, who don't have the time or the interest in hauling around, power strips, generators, band saws, power sanders, etc.

    As for me, I am old fashioned. I am going to stick to my Craftsman circular saw. I consider it the the Selmer Mark VI tenor sax of Tool Music.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rollhead
    I can't believe that given the plethera of avant-garde artiste acolytes of the aural (or AAAA) who post here there isn't a thread on Tool Music already.
    I think there's some tool based discussion on eai threads.

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    yep, mostly regarding Ben Watson.

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    I know Ben Watson. He came to me for an Exorcism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by achilles
    I think there's some tool based discussion on eai threads.
    Tools talking is often confused with tool music discussions.

    But it is a common mistake, there is no need to be embarrassed.
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    Genius at work.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gentle Giant
    Genius at work.

    Looks like John Perry Barlow with a power drill. one of my "Tool Music Favorites."

    There has been some work done with dental drills, as well, but it has a potential for abuse.

    There was an incident in which some wanna-be AAAA practicioners abused the art form, and it really gave the movement a black eye.



    I don't recommend this.

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    I am thinking of switching to a battery-powered model.


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    Progenitor of Tool Music: Harry Partch


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    Conlan Nancarrow

    It was Conlan Nancarrow who first gave me the idea of programming my power saw.



    Of course, this was 30 years, ago, so I had to use punch cards, using an old "accounting computer."



    Now, things are much simplier -- I am sure I can hook my blackberry up to my portable saw.

    Of course, with any ground-breaking movement, one can take the portable computer aspect of the art too far -- in my judgment, it is about the ART -- not the technology.

    For example, here is an example of a Tool Music coven that let "technology" overcome the true mission of the movement:

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    Composer turns Hudson River bridge into a musical instrument






    BEACON, N.Y. Handel composed Water Music. Now, a Hudson Valley composer is recording "bridge music."

    Joseph Bertolozzi of Beacon wants to turn the Mid-Hudson Bridge into a giant percussion instrument and incorporate it into the 2009 celebration of the 400th anniversary of Henry Hudson's sail up the river.

    A sound engineer from Kingston and team of four from the state Bridge Authority yesterday helped Bertolozzi with the project. They hung microphones from 16 of the 144 pairs of suspender cables that hold up the roadway. The mikes pick up only vibrations, not traffic noise.

    Today, they'll return to the span with recording equipment and percussion instruments and climb 135 feet down ladders to a bridge pier. Using a drumstick made from a small log, Bertolozzi plans to strike the bridge's frame and record the resulting sound. He'll later piece the recordings together to compose a song.

    For the anniversary celebration, he hopes to assemble a team of 16 percussionists to "play" the bridge.

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    How did I miss this?

    As I recall, Rollhead DiCaprio, obnoxious teen-aged skateboarder, was the originator of Tool Music. Mr. DiCaprio and several other posters on this thread were also involved in the original "Rodentron" debacle.

    Cool Tool Music Site

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    My new drum set. Will use the sauce for my famous

    Barbecue splashes & swooshies.
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    nor can this disc ever be heard the same way twice.
    Ways to accomplish this with less cosmic discs include:

    1. Scratching the disc in question before each play.
    2. Putting different objects in your ears before listening.
    3. Eating a wide variety of differing foods prior to auditing.
    4. Putting (and moving) fans around the listening room.
    5. Throwing blankets or other objects over the speakers or puncturing them.
    6. Putting other discs on another player at the same time.
    7. Listening in your car and driving around disparate areas.
    8. Listening while having sex with different partners.
    9. Turning your CD player down so low the disc is barely audible (if at all).
    10. Playing it on a grammophone (LP turntable).
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    I like to chew crunching things while listening.

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    The reason why tool music will outlast macarena/eai is that tool music is all about "semiotic disobediance." That's the basis for it, really. Macarena/eai is strictly in the iconic mainstream.

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    Tool Music

    Nice find. I have been interested in indie chillout/experimental/psychedlia music for awhile, but I wasnt sure how to go about searching through the thousands of artist out there.


    Anyone particular you recommend listening to?

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    Thank you for asking. I got my start at "tool music" by listening to washboard.

    I like Washboard Bill myself:


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    tool music: a universal gift
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    this one's next to "chalk on a blackboard"
    who put lemonade in my lemonade?

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    regurgitating this thread

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    I thought from the thread title it was about the band. haha


    "There are two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uli View Post


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