Favorite Movie Quotes

[Noj]

Smokey & The Bandit
Sheriff Buford T. Justice:
"There is no way, NO WAY, that you could come from my loins. The first thing I'm gonna do when I get home is punch your Mama in the mouth."

[Hot Ptah]

The cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter.

Humphrey Bogart in The Maltese Falcon.

[Surfer]

"Say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism at least it's an ethos." -- Walter Sobchek in the Big Lebowski

[Brian Olewnick]

"I found a toaster" - Martin Sheen, Badlands.

[Captain Hate]

"Don't you fucking look at me!"

Dennis Hopper as Frank Booth in Blue Velvet

[JamesH]

"Well...you know...the dude abides"

The Big Lebowski

[JamesH]

Tommy, after being asked why he sold his soul to the devil.

"Well...I wasn't using it for nothing"

Oh Brother Where Art Thou

[Surfer]

I saved Latin.

- Max Fischer, Rushmore

[patricia]

"You're not very smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Matty in Body Heat

[Surfer]

I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

- General Jack D. Ripper

[Noj]

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
Full Metal Jacket

[shrugs]

Well pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.

[Monte Smith]

"You're Abe Froehman? The sausage king of Chicago?"

"Yep. Dat's me."

--Ferris Bueller




"Ferris Bueller, you're my hero!"

[Gerardo A]

"Your mom goes to college"

Napoleon Dynamite

[shrugs]

I hear you. Cut my ears off, I would still hear it though my nose.

[Dr Dave]

Noah Cross: "I believe in serving it with the head attached. I hope you don't mind."

Jake Giddes: "As long as you don't serve the chicken that way."

[GoodSpeak]

Rick: You know what I want to hear.
Sam: No, I don't.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: Well, I don't think I can remember...
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!

-Casablanca

[GoodSpeak]

"We all try, you succeed."

-Rick, Casablanca

[Sandi22]

"Such a pretty girl."

John Saxon, in "The Unforgiven".

He was talking to a wild horse as he was walking up on the rope on her. He made me think he really is a cowboy. He was realistic and good, but he was born in Brooklyn I hear. We were parked in Century City's mall in California, in the underground parking garage, and he pulled up and parked next to us as I was waiting for Rich to come back. John went in and shopped, coming out carrying what looked like groceries. I started to say hello and quote him, but didn't. I knew it was him before he even turned around, as he has such a distinct way about him that even from the back I knew it was him. He was driving a sliver Mercedes sedan and wearing a pale gray suit. In cowboy clothes or dressed to the nines, he still looks great, or did in 1997. Rich was in his cowboy clothes and he was looking at us and we were looking at him. He was wondering who we were in that area dressed like that. Probably thought Rich was a wrangler or an extra on some set, but we were in our crew cab PU with Oregon plates, so then he looked puzzled.

[Root Doctor]

That's one of the tragedies of this life - that the men who are most in need of a beating up are always enormous.

John D. Hackensacker III, Palm Beach Story

[Jimmy Cantiello]

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here."

[Gary Sisco]

"Cop shit his pants! Cop shit his pants!"

[Axel the KHaean]

Excalibur, Jon Boorman (1981).

Character-Merlin speaking to Character-Uter Pendragon:

"I have walked my way since the beginning of Time. Sometimes I give, sometimes I take: it is mine to know which and when!"

The french version of the movie on DVD is more 'evolved' in my view:

"Je vais mon chemin depuis le Commencement des Temps. Parfois je donne, parfois je prends: à moi de décider à qui et quand!"

= "I have walked my way since the beginning of Times. Sometimes I give, sometimes I take: it is MINE to decide to whom and when!"

[moneyp]

"They shot Cornbread!"

[Gary Sisco]

"Fuck that shit. Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

[Gerardo A]

"English, motherfucker, do you speak it?"

[Monte Smith]

"Hey, old man. These balloons blow up into funny shapes?"

"No sir. Less'n round is funny."

-Raising Arizona

[jeff54]

Recording secretary.

On the Waterfront

[Hudson Boy]

"If that battery is dead, it'll have company."

James Cagney as Cody Jarrett, in the film White Heat, to his escape-car driver, regarding playing the car radio while waiting

[GoodSpeak]

"I'll get a saw and cut the meat."

Felix [to Oscar], The Odd Couple