Memorable quotes from posts

[GoodSpeak]

Well I've been putting some memorable quotes up. You could put in a couple and maybe help keep the ball rolling. Doesn't have to be about that fat flatulent fuck.

Man, you must be one abusive son-of-a-bitch to your wife and children.

Do your worst, Jesse. It only proves what a self-involved and loathsome dirtball you are who delights in cheap shots, half-truths and sadistic invective. Talk to me when your shit doesn't stink, you low-life.

I am not going to kowtow to a bully. Certainly not to a bastard like you who takes a perverse pleasure in the merciless vilification of another human being. I sincerely pity anyone who comes in contact with you and your mouth. One day, I would love to be the fly on the wall when all this bullshit comes back home to you.

In short: Fuck you, Jesse.


And I mean that with every fiber of my being.


Now knock it the hell off.



What an ass.

[Blue Train]

baksheesh:

I once again bring your attention to post 753.

Specifically:

"You're preaching to the choir about him.

Less and less people are interacting with him, or responding to his "all about him" threads. Eventually everyone will either put him on ignore or ignore his baits.

There are a lot of knowledgeable and interesting people on this board."


Now....any thoughts on Kentucky or North Carolina?

[baksheesh]

baksheesh:


Now....any thoughts on Kentucky or North Carolina?

I'm Irish buddyroo! I wouldn't know which one to fancy - even if I knew what they were doing!

Still, allow me to wish you much entertainment and enjoyment from it.

[jesus marion joseph]

Talk to me when your shit doesn't stink, you low-life.

There's some poetic irony in this line. At once glossing over past denials and, simultaneously, acknowledging the utter inability to do anything to change oneself. Arguably an art form on display here. You could cast such a character in the role of bombastic litigator in a movie or play.

[Dr Dave]

Well I've been putting some memorable quotes up. You could put in a couple and maybe help keep the ball rolling. Doesn't have to be about that fat flatulent fuck.

Well, this is what I mean. When this thread started, ever so long ago, people posted memorable quotes from others.

[Blue Train]

There's some poetic irony in this line. At once glossing over past denials and, simultaneously, acknowledging the utter inability to do anything to change oneself. Arguably an art form on display here. You could cast such a character in the role of bombastic litigator in a movie or play.

Who do you see in the role? I am thinking Gary Busey.

[GoodSpeak]

There's some poetic irony in this line. At once glossing over past denials and, simultaneously, acknowledging the utter inability to do anything to change oneself. Arguably an art form on display here. You could cast such a character in the role of bombastic litigator in a movie or play.

How you equate venting anger toward a slimeball so full of himself to the point of justifying abuse is beyond reasonable thought. I am pissed and rightfully so.


Talk to me when it happens to you.

[jesus marion joseph]

I understand why you're pissed. I'm not sure anything exactly similar has happened to me, so you're correct in that observation as well. You could choose to simply ignore it (no pun intended) instead of turning the whole thing into a shit flinging contest. Probably easier said from my perspective, I know.

[jesus marion joseph]

Who do you see in the role? I am thinking Gary Busey.

I said "bombastic", not "bombed".

[Peterdubya]

From Boris Badenov in the Catz in the Hatz thread

They're great, but they're no Rick Della Ratta.

[Ron Thorne]

These represent some of the types of quotes for which this thread was created many years ago. They weren't mean-spirited, and no invectives were used.

From the thread Discuss the NYC Jazz Scene Here from 1999.

Boring. Boring. Boring. Charlie Haden and Paul Motian. Boring. Boring. Boring. Snore. Snore. Typing their names makes me want to nod off.

Then, a couple of followups:

Paul Motian is boring??

One of the most inventive of all drummers-from his brilliant work with Bill Evans-to his own bands with Joe Lovano & Jim Pepper-to his work with Bill Frisell-and what about his trios with Paul Bley??...oh yeah-another boring guy....listen to the Montreal tapes with Hade & Motian & Bley-all tell anyone it's boring.....

can't imagine what you will come up with next.

now you have hit a new low.

I suppose Andrew Cyrille is is boring, too.

I never thought Motian was boring, but I had no idea how great he was till I saw him live--a trio with Martial Solal and Gary Peacock.

And Charlie Haden boring? Besides being a brilliant bass player he has a wider range of musical encounters in a typical week than Hardbop does in a lifetime.

Note: hardbop (Chris Heaney) hasn't been seen around these parts in a while.


Link to complete thread in Archives

[baksheesh]

From this thread:

bruce massey


I saw Jarrett in Houston in 1977. The only thing worse that his obnoxious attitude was the saxophone of Jan Garbarek. He was a veritable black hole, all possible emotion was crushed from the sound by the vaccuum that he attempted to pass off as his soul.

I have never heard this sensual instrument played in a manner so devoid of passion in my life. And I pray that it never happens again.
Old Post 05-02-2000 04:23 AM

Owch!

[rollhead]

I saw Ravi Coltrane in concert last month. Right after he came out on stage, a cell phone rang. Coltrane stopped talking, looked up, and said with a smile: "Good thing this isn't a Keith Jarrett concert."

[Runawayjazz]

One of the worst kept secrets is that Jarrett is, shall we say, not one of the most personable human beings. Likewise for the late Buddy Rich. However, as musicians...

[baksheesh]

This gem from Tom, as he realises that starting a thread called Will you pledge to say nothing bad about Wynton Marsalis for one year? was not exactly the smartest of moves.

Nobody's going to have an argument without an opponent. But as stonemonk said, this whole thread was like handing a crackhead a loaded pipe and a match and saying, "Here, don't smoke this." [bangs head against wall]

[baksheesh]

From the inestimable Mr. Smith, taken from the Trivial Annoyances thread.

May-27th-2008, 04:59 PM #690
Monte Smith
There is an advertisement that is currently annoying me. Usually if a commercial has annoyed me in just one way, then it is a spectacular success and I treasure it. But this ad annoys me three ways, so I'm posting about it here. The ad is for paper plates. The first way it annoys me is by the premise. The premise is that we lead complicated, modern lives and it is just too hard to run the dish washer these days, so the solution is paper plates. I'm not a green, but it seems to me that disposable plates are a waste of more than just material, it is a waste of money, not to mention an abuse of the aesthetic senses of your family. And our lives are not that modern and complicated anyway.

Then there are two lines that annoy me, both spoken by spunky moms of the paper plate revolution:

1) "I refuse to be defined by the number of dishes I do."
2) "I deserve a paper plate that is as strong as I am."

As for 1), well dammit, yes. You should refuse to be defined by the number of dishes you do. And unless you're a gold medalist in the kitchen Olympics, I don't see how you possibly can be. As for 2), WTF? I don't know what irritates me more: the irrationality of the comparison between paper plate strength and human strength or the unattractive sense of entitlement. Bullshit you deserve a paper plate as strong as you are. You don't DESERVE a paper plate as strong as you are, you EARN a paper plate as strong as you are.

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[Pete C]

From this thread:



Owch!

I'm a pretty social guy, and I've sought out lots of JC members to meet when I've traveled, but let's just say that when I was in Juneau I didn't look anybody up...

[Pete C]

From this thread:



Owch!

I'm a pretty social guy, and I've sought out lots of JC members to meet when I've traveled, but let's just say that when I was in Juneau I didn't look anybody up...

If I were in Anchorage, I would definitely look someone up, however.

[Blue Train]

That is classic!

[baksheesh]

Hey Everyone, has anyone any new New's about the GREATEST Jazz Quartet on the Planet, namely, The YELLOWJACKET'S ? What's going on with the Jacket's lately ? Thanks !
Ralphie

Ralphie you dumb fuck, before you start shilling learn when and when not to use a fucking apostrophe.

From the YellowJacket's (sic) thread

[Ron Thorne]

Pete C
Reevaluating @ 500k



Two of my favorite things in one thread: jazz and Christian nutjobs. I'm getting a hardon.