Wynton Marsalis!

[Rob Damen]

Oh dear. You've descended even further into gibberish. It's been a long(ish) road to this point, but I think you've lost it altogether.

Continue on clapping your hands gleefully in your blissful ignorance.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

Oops.

Slipped up again.

Go Saints,

Rob

[Rob Damen]

Oh, heavens, no. He doesn't speak for Wynton M. or have a legitimate stake in how Wynton M. is "promoted."

Oh, wow!

Rita, you used to be better at this.

What happened?

Cheers,

Rob

[baksheesh]

Oops.

Slipped up again.

Go Saints,

Rob

Yes, you certainly did indeed! Snrf! Snrf!

Bit by bit, and day by day you are losing it man, and you don't even know it yet.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[bluenoter]

I don't understand, Rob. Just how far in the past are you living re Stanley Crouch? Anyway, I recommend the direct approach---straight to senior management at JALC.
 

[baksheesh]

Yeah ... I'm sure Rita's grammar lessons and baksheeh's lame attempts at sabotage have them running scared.

Then again ... you could just ask Stanley Crouch.

Cheers,

Rob

Snrf! Snrf!
Everytime I think you couldn't possibly make more of an arse of yourself, you up the ante!

Keep the chuckles coming!

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[baksheesh]

I don't understand, Rob. Just how far in the past are you living re Stanley Crouch? Anyway, I recommend the direct approach---straight to senior management at JALC.
 

Rita, the guy's patently a self deluded nutjob. Kudos for trying to engage with him as though he were a rational human being though.

[Rob Damen]

I don't understand, Rob. Just how far in the past are you living re Stanley Crouch? Anyway, I recommend the direct approach---straight to senior management at JALC.
 

Somebody spoke up for me ... but, ah, not for you.

As far as living in the past, you might as well ask yourself the same thing. You're just doing your usual song and dance.

Cheers,

Rob

[baksheesh]

Somebody spoke up for me ... but, ah, not for you.

As far as living in the past, you might as well ask yourself the same thing. You're just doing your usual song and dance.

Cheers,

Rob

The king of comedy, ladies and gentlemen!

**APPLAUSE**

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

Yes, you certainly did indeed! Snrf! Snrf! Bit by bit, and day by day you are losing it man, and you don't even know it yet. That is all. Cheers, the 'sheesh ... Snrf! Snrf! Everytime I think you couldn't possibly make more of an arse of yourself, you up the ante! Keep the chuckles coming!

Weeks later, still in the same cage!

Rita, the guy's patently a self deluded nutjob. Kudos for trying to engage with him as though he were a rational human being though.

I presented hard evidence for my point of view.

How about you?



Cheers,

Rob

[Rob Damen]

The king of comedy, ladies and gentlemen!

**APPLAUSE**

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

The king of nothing.

**APPLAUSE**

Go Saints,

Rob

[baksheesh]

Weeks later, still in the same cage!



I presented hard evidence for my point of view.

How about you?



Cheers,

Rob

Snrf! Snrf!

You just keep making with the gibberish! You just keep making me chuckle!

That it all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

Snrf! Snrf!

You just keep making with the gibberish! You just keep making me chuckle!

That it all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

No gibberish ... just a truth you can't handle.

Go Saints,

Rob

[baksheesh]

The king of nothing.

**APPLAUSE**

Go Saints,

Rob

Well, I suppose you are the king of nothing Rob, but I was being generous and giving you an out.


Oh, well. You obviously prefer being my blisfully ignorant whipping boy. I bet Winnie the Pooh would just love to have his name associated with the horseshit you've been coming out with, post after post.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[baksheesh]

No gibberish ... just a truth you can't handle.

Go Saints,

Rob

Snrf! Snrf! Where do you get this stuff baby?

Pure comedy gold.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

Well, I suppose you are the king of nothing Rob, but I was being generous and giving you an out.


Oh, well. You obviously prefer being my blisfully ignorant whipping boy. I bet Winnie the Pooh would just love to have his name associated with the horseshit you've been coming out with, post after post.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

Anybody reading this can see your a nut! I know it's wrong to exploit such people, but what can I say?

Snrf! Snrf! Where do you get this stuff baby?

Pure comedy gold.

Like I said ... you got nowhere to go.

Cheers,

Rob

[baksheesh]

Anybody reading this can see your a nut! I know it's wrong to exploit such people, but what can I say?



Like I said ... you got nowhere to go.

Cheers,

Rob

Winding you up baby, and by Jiminy but it's altogether too easy!

Having lots of fun now , Whoo smokies!

And enjoying not just pissing all over Wynton's name, but enlisting you to do the same. All the while deluding yourself that it's all for the greater glorification of the Master!

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[baksheesh]

Like I said ... you got nowhere to go.

Cheers,

Rob

But why on earth would I want to leave this funhouse when you're capering around so amusingly?

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[baksheesh]

BTW make sure not to miss post #316 - it's a doozy!

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

Winding you up baby, and by Jiminy but it's altogether too easy! Having lots of fun now , Whoo smokies! And enjoying not just pissing all over Wynton's name, but enlisting you to do the same. All the while deluding yourself that it's all for the greater glorification of the Master!

Dude, you're just peeing on yourself.

But why on earth would I want to leave this funhouse when you're capering around so amusingly?

Stay or leave ... it doesn't matter. You're screwed either way.

BTW make sure not to miss post #316 - it's a doozy!

Yeah, right!

Go Saints,

Rob

[baksheesh]

Dude, you're peeing on yourself.



Cheers,

Rob

You keep telling yourself that baby! Whatever gets you through the night.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

You keep telling yourself that baby! Whatever gets you through the night.

And you can dry your leg

Cheers,

Rob

[baksheesh]

And you can dry your leg

Cheers,

Rob

Another excellent gag from Rob 'the master is coming, the master is coming!' Damen!

Oooh! Looks like the 'sheesh made a funny!

So much fun. So much 'promotion' for Winnie the Pooh! Wow, I bet there isn't a man, woman, or child in all the land who won't be smitten with a powerful hankering to hear themselves some Marsalis once they stumble across this little thread. Whoo smokies, yes indeed!

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

Another excellent gag from Rob 'the master is coming, the master is coming!' Damen!

Oooh! Looks like the 'sheesh made a funny!

Maybe you could ask Anthony Braxton, and he'll help you clean it up

So much fun. So much 'promotion' for Winnie the Pooh! Wow, I bet there isn't a man, woman, or child in all the land who won't be smitten with a powerful hankering to hear themselves some Marsalis once they stumble across this little thread. Whoo smokies, yes indeed!

Trust me, they don't care.

Cheers,

Rob

[jazzfiend]

Rob, have you no shame? Or does your obsessive craving for attention allow you to accept all kinds of abuse? I'm afraid that Winnie will certainly want to distance himself from his greatest fan.

[baksheesh]

Maybe you could ask Anthony Braxton, and he'll help you clean it up



Trust me, they don't care.

Cheers,

Rob

Anthony's a good guy but this mess you've made is beyond even his powers. (think Mr. Wolf in Pulp Fiction, and your sorry ass splattered all over this thread, and a sorrowful but stern look on Mr. Braxton's face as he surveys your wreckage.)

Glad you've finally admitted that no one cares about this, your so called 'promotion & publicity' of Winnie the Pooh is absolute bollocks, and you're only continuing to come back for more punishment because you can't tear yourself away.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

Rob, have you no shame? Or does your obsessive craving for attention allow you to accept all kinds of abuse? I'm afraid that Winnie will certainly want to distance himself from his greatest fan.

Eh ... this minor drama is par for the course here. I doubt the needle is likely to move at all. This is an old tactic - new bottles, old wine. You should have enough experience to know.

Cheers,

Rob

[Rob Damen]

Anthony's a good guy but this mess you've made is beyond even his powers. (think Mr. Wolf in Pulp Fiction, and your sorry ass splattered all over this thread, and a sorrowful but stern look on Mr. Braxton's face as he surveys your wreckage.)

Glad you've finally admitted that no one cares about this, your so called 'promotion & publicity' of Winnie the Pooh is absolute bollocks, and you're only continuing to come back for more punishment because you can't tear yourself away.

Anthony Braxton would be embarrassed by you!

Anybody who is pro-Wynton just looks at you like a clown. We've all seen this song and dance before. If anything, you're confirming that treating you like a sideshow silly goof is exactly the right call.

You're only peeing on yourself.

Cheers,

Rob

[baksheesh]

Eh ... this minor drama is par for the course here. I doubt the needle is likely to move at all. This is an old tactic - new bottles, old wine. You should have enough experience to know.

Cheers,

Rob

Snrf! Snrf! What do you think you're doing here? Defending the Master's honour?

This is isn't a tactic you twerp! It's a severe bitchslapping being administered to you on a regular basis. Although - thankfully for my continued enjoyment - it will go on as long as you keep denying to yourself that that's what's actually happening.
Ha!

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh

[Rob Damen]

Snrf! Snrf! What do you think you're doing here? Defending the Master's honour?

This is isn't a tactic you twerp! It's a severe bitchslapping being administered to you on a regular basis. Although - thankfully for my continued enjoyment - it will go on as long as you keep denying to yourself that that's what's actually happening.
Ha!

I see a man pissing on himself, not landing punches.

Cheers,

Rob

P.S. ...

This is isn't ...

Dude are you sure!!?!?!?!

[baksheesh]

Anthony Braxton would be embarrassed by you!

Anybody who is pro-Wynton just looks at you like a clown. We've all seen this song and dance before. If anything, you're confirming that treating you like a sideshow silly goof is exactly the right call.

You're only peeing on yourself.

Cheers,

Rob

Snrf! Snrf! I'm weak with laughter here! Don't you ever stop!
Keep up the old peeing riff (although you're demonstrating shocking ingratitude by not thanking me for it.) as long as you like.

BTW - 'Peeing'? What are you man? 12 years old?

Your increasingly desperate and grasping rationalisations for your continued absurd behaviour show you're starting to crack. It'll be a kindness for you I think, when you finally break down altogether.

That is all.

Cheers,

the 'sheesh