Why Do Cats Do This?

[RBS]

Nocturnal creatures in the night
Makin' noises out of sight
Knock over precious items, yes
Then they throw up, what a mess.

Put their butts into your face
Bearing little social grace
Put a clawbite in your ear
Night time rest is never near.

[groover]

Because they're cousins of larger felines who ate our primate ancestors for lunch.

And they were sacred in ancient Egypt, protected by Pharoah's decree.

[GoodSpeak]

Because cats are just furry little dorks.



But we love them anyway.






Prrrrrrrr!