Celebrating the 'Sheesh

[baksheesh]

Anal insertion, whether of rodents or anything else, isn't a specifically homosexual practice.

Anal Sex: Heterosexual (Wikipedia)

It's actually the first association people make Rita. That's a petty quibble on your part, in defense of your pal steve.

[bluenoter]

It's actually the first association people make Rita.

No, baksheesh, it's the first association you make.

[baksheesh]

No, baksheesh, it's the first association you make.

Don't be a twerp Rita! It's an association I, and everyone I know, and every reference to it I have encountered in society around me has made.

[bluenoter]

Don't be a twerp Rita! It's an association I, and everyone I know, and every reference to it I have encountered in society around me has made.

Then perhaps it's time to broaden your horizons.

[baksheesh]

Then perhaps it's time to broaden your horizons.

Don't be absurd you little pedant! I don't care if you're interested in heterosexual anal sex - that's too much information for a music interest based BBS such as this, so kindly don't share any more. It's inappropriate.

[bluenoter]

Don't be absurd you little pedant! I don't care if you're interested in heterosexual anal sex - that's too much information for a music interest based BBS such as this, so kindly don't share any more. It's inappropriate.

Let the record show that I shared nothing. It would take a rare thread to prompt me to share information about my sexual interests, and this isn't it.

By "broaden your horizons," I meant in terms of acquiring knowledge, not firsthand experience.

BTW, baksheesh, you call me "little" an awful lot. I'm not particularly little (nor am I humongous).

[baksheesh]

Let the record show that I shared nothing. It would take a rare thread to prompt me to share information about my sexual "interests," and this isn't it.

Ha! Careful what you say then you pedantic little twerp.

Next time try not arguing a ridiculous 'point', 'kay?

[baksheesh]

BTW, baksheesh, you call me "little" an awful lot. I'm not particularly little (nor am I humongous).
 

Yeah, glad you asked about that Rita - it refers to your moral stature, and general character, not merely your physical stature. The diminutive nature of these qualify you as 'little'. Of course, to a pedantic schoolmarm such as yourself, that probably does not compute.

[bluenoter]

No, "little," I fear, is another of those references that you'd never apply to a male---like "schoolmarm."

[Pete C]

Anal insertion, whether of rodents or anything else, isn't a specifically homosexual practice.

It's rodentophilic, I believe.

[Pete C]

Then perhaps it's time to broaden your horizons.

Yeah, open up.

[baksheesh]

No, "little," I fear, is another of those references that you'd never apply to a male---like "schoolmarm."

Ah yes, the allusive Rita - you're not actually calling me sexist again here are you? Well, I can tell you that I use 'little' to refer to guys all the time - usually Jeffrey or Rob, so you can see what kind of company you're in. If you actually followed one of your baseless accusations through for a moment you'd find that to be the case.
Of course you're not going to do that because you're such a sad little creature, that you never admit when you're wrong about something. Sooo like a schoolmarm!

[bluenoter]

Yeah, open up.

That's not the talk of a newly Christian chaste, righteous person, St. Peter!

Mind the gates of hell.
 

[baksheesh]

No, "little," I fear, is another of those references that you'd never apply to a male---like "schoolmarm."

Another of your little fancies Rita, with absolutely nothing to base it on. Go on and ride your little hobby horse, but don't expect to get away with the reams of awful twaddle you keep coming out with.

[baksheesh]

It is quite interesting to see just how cowed my admirers have been by the bullying and pedantic ways of a few narrow minded individuals here at JC. I expected as much, but still it saddens me to see evidence of it in action.

It stirs the 'sheesh to even greater heroism however, so well may you quake in your little burrows, oh you pedants, and bitter minded, carping termagents.

[baksheesh]

No, "little," I fear, is another of those references that you'd never apply to a male---like "schoolmarm."

Nope. That must be just how you've experienced it Rita. Broaden your horizons why don't you?

[bluenoter]

It is quite interesting to see just how cowed my admirers have been by the bullying and pedantic ways of a few narrow minded individuals here at JC.

Can you think of a more plausible reason for the absence of such, baksheesh? I can.

[baksheesh]

No, baksheesh, it's the first association you make.

Wow! The ego on this one ladies and gentlemen!
It's not the first association you make so you assume that's the case in general, and therefore my own is nugatory? Sorry but you can't discount experience so blithely as all that. Arrogance and pedantry go hand in hand with you. (As it tends to do with all schoolmarms, hence their low esteem in society.)

[Pete C]

Mind the gates of hell.

[jazzfiend]

sheesh, you used to be an amusing chap, but appear to have become a caricature of your former self. Is it a matter of too much time on your hands? Recently retired, my friend?

[baksheesh]

Can you think of a more plausible reason for the absence of such, baksheesh? I can.

Well of course you can Rita. You don't take too kindly to having your numerous errors and ridiculous fancies pointed out so regularly. Unfortunately you present a target as big as a barn door, so all the amused 'sheesh has to do is lazily bat back the soft ones.

BTW you Yanks just don't get whimsy huh? Must be all that 'frontier spirit' or 'hard headed patriotism' or some bollocks like that.

[baksheesh]

sheesh, you used to be an amusing chap, but appear to have become a caricature of your former self. Is it a matter of too much time on your hands? Recently retired, my friend?

Nope jf, I'm working hard, but not too hard. It's just that occasionally the unjustified attacks on me provoke me to a response. I refuse to go down without a fight, and submit without a murmur to the outrageous slings and arrows flung at me by certain members of this BBS, who choose to focus on some elements of my style, and utterly disregard the content, the variety, the philosophy and cetera of my numerous contributions here.

Veritably I can say - "I came to Jazz Corner and found it moribund, but now stand proudly as on a marble plinth, whilst all around me the excited hubub of voices in profoundly enlightened discussion go up".

Yeah.

[baksheesh]

Can you think of a more plausible reason for the absence of such, baksheesh? I can.

Yeah, people are probably quite wary of being pestered, bullied and harassed as a result of declaring support for me. For example being the subject of your attentions is like being periodically pestered by a small yapping terrier with a taste for ankle. And you're one of the more pleasant of the bunch funnily enough. steve is just vulgar, frankly, and Mike is out and out rude.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

If this asshole were only half as bright as he thinks he is, something like this could be entertaining. But he's not, so it's not.

[baksheesh]

If this asshole were only half as bright as he thinks he is, something like this could be entertaining. But he's not, so it's not.

Yeah Steve, you've been a real nice guy. I'll never forget your little 'the 'sheesh has always been cool to me but I still think he's an asshole because many others do'. That's always impressed me

Nothing. In fact you've gone out of your way to keep communication with me, personally, relatively clean. And I do appreciate that. You're clearly a man not without virtues.

But surely you must have noticed that you are pissing off many people here, in a general and pervasive way, independent of any specific affronts. And I am one of the many, too.

Sorry man, but you've got no class, so just do-si-do your ass away from me 'kay?

[Mike Schwartz]

Come on everybody....this is supposed to be a celebration!

[jazzfiend]

Yeah, be nice sqd, for the sheesh can't help it. It is what it is!

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Yeah, be nice sqd, for the sheesh can't help it. It is what it is!

Yeah, he's a force of nature, a fart who thought he was a hurricane. I'm glad he reprinted my quote on the 'many,' though, so his Goody-like lack of reading comprehension will be apparent to all.

[Peterdubya]

he and goody are the same person

[stonemonkts]

"I came to Jazz Corner and found it moribund, but now stand proudly as on a marble plinth, whilst all around me the excited hubub of voices in profoundly enlightened discussion go up".

...speaking of great taglines!

I may change mine soon to this...love it!