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May-3rd-2012, 01:27 PM
#31
Registered User
"To grow up means to not grow anymore. Or maybe to grow vertically. Oh fuck, I know nothing about growing up. So kish mir in tuchas"
-Shmutzy, 71 year old star of the non-existent Yiddish Little Rascals : also known as " Spanky the Mensch, " best remembered for his scenes with Kasha (the "Jewish Alfalfa").
Last edited by steve(thelil); March-29th-2013 at 11:40 PM.
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May-4th-2012, 07:00 AM
#32
Cower worm folk!
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. "
Robert Benchley
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-4th-2012, 08:03 AM
#33
with a twist
"When life deals you lemons, shove them up your ass" - me, a minute ago.
dumb sheep scared shitless craven ignorant nutjob tea bagger creeps
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May-5th-2012, 06:21 AM
#34
Cower worm folk!
May 5 2012
"All change is not growth, as all movement is not forward."
Ellen Glasgow
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-5th-2012, 06:25 AM
#35
Cower worm folk!
"Such is oft the course of deeds that move the wheels of the world: small hands do them because they must, while the eyes of the great are elsewhere."
Elrond
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-5th-2012, 08:58 AM
#36
with a twist
"Drop your pants and fire a rocket." - Don Rickles
dumb sheep scared shitless craven ignorant nutjob tea bagger creeps
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May-5th-2012, 02:58 PM
#37
Registered User
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May-6th-2012, 11:58 AM
#38
Cower worm folk!
May 6 2012
"An educated people can be easily governed."
Frederick The Great
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-6th-2012, 11:59 AM
#39
Cower worm folk!
"I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to; the long explanations needed by the young are wearying."
Gandalf
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-7th-2012, 06:34 AM
#40
Cower worm folk!
May 7 2012
"For disappearing acts, it's hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left after eight of sleep and eight of work."
Doug Larson
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-7th-2012, 06:37 AM
#41
Cower worm folk!
"The world is full enough of hurts and mischances without wars to multiply them."
Warden at the House of Healing
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-8th-2012, 02:08 AM
#42
Cower worm folk!
May 8 2012
"Champagne, if you are seeking the truth, is better than a lie detector. It encourages a man to be expansive, even reckless, while lie detectors are only a challenge to tell lies successfully."
Graham Greene
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-8th-2012, 02:11 AM
#43
Cower worm folk!
Saruman: "White! It serves as a beginning. The white page can be overwritten. The white cloth can be dyed, and the white light may be broken."
Gandalf: "In which case it is no longer white, and he that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom."
Last edited by baksheesh; May-8th-2012 at 11:37 AM.
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-8th-2012, 02:20 AM
#44
Registered User
"I never yet feared those men who set a place apart in the middle of their cities where they gather to cheat one another and swear oaths which they break."
- Herodotus
"There are two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind."
- Duke Ellington
“Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion."
- Antisthenes
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May-8th-2012, 11:20 AM
#45
Eye Candy
“Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.”
― Maurice Sendak
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May-8th-2012, 01:23 PM
#46
Registered User
"The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary."
- James Nicoll
This has been paraphrased several ways since. Including....
"There are two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind."
- Duke Ellington
“Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion."
- Antisthenes
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May-9th-2012, 02:58 AM
#47
Cower worm folk!
May 9 2012
"Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives."
Marilyn Monroe
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-9th-2012, 02:59 AM
#48
Cower worm folk!
"The guest who has escaped from the roof, will think twice before he comes back in by the door."
Gandalf
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-10th-2012, 02:53 AM
#49
Cower worm folk!
May 10 2012
"Love is a game that two can play and both win."
Eva Gabor
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-10th-2012, 02:55 AM
#50
Cower worm folk!
"Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens"
Gimli
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-12th-2012, 06:21 AM
#51
Cower worm folk!
May 11 2012
"I have an almost religious zeal... not for technology per se, but for the Internet which is for me, the nervous system of mother Earth, which I see as a living creature, linking up."
Dan Millman
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-12th-2012, 06:23 AM
#52
Cower worm folk!
Saruman: "I have already done much that you will find it hard to mend or undo in your lives. And it will be pleasant to think of that and set it against my injuries."
Frodo: "Well, if that is what you find pleasure in, I pity you."
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-12th-2012, 05:30 PM
#53
Dude, you have no Koran.
In today's Oakland Tribune:
http://www.insidebayarea.com/oakland...photos-vandals
None of the residents live in Oakland, city officials said.
I guess this means Oakland is a ghost town.
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May-13th-2012, 12:30 PM
#54
Cower worm folk!
May 13 2012
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."
Confucius
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-13th-2012, 12:32 PM
#55
Cower worm folk!
"Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise cannot see all ends."
Gandalf
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-13th-2012, 08:21 PM
#56
Registered User
"A mother's happiness is like a beacon, lighting up the future but reflected also on the past in the guise of fond memories."
- Honoré de Balzac
"There are two kinds of music. Good music, and the other kind."
- Duke Ellington
“Hatred is the coward's revenge for being intimidated.”
- George Bernard Shaw
"As iron is eaten away by rust, so the envious are consumed by their own passion."
- Antisthenes
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May-14th-2012, 03:39 AM
#57
Cower worm folk!
May 14 2012
"All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner."
Red Skelton
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-14th-2012, 03:40 AM
#58
Cower worm folk!
"Oft it may chance that old wives keep in memory word of things that once were needful for the wise to know."
Celeborn
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-15th-2012, 03:01 AM
#59
Cower worm folk!
May 15 2012
"Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you."
Carl Sandburg
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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May-15th-2012, 03:01 AM
#60
Cower worm folk!
“In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Terry Pratchett
Q: 'How do you start free improvising?'
A: 'Well I usually start on D as a matter of fact'
"I wandered alone in the desert and cried "Oh Lord! Oh Lord! What hast thou done, lately?"
"Thought is not a saffron-robed monk pissing in the snow"
"Bitterness slowly crept into the marriage and by the time Lovborg was six years old his parents exchanged gunfire daily"
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