Janet Jackson

[Brian Olewnick]

As of 4PM, this incident is the lead story on ABC radio news. Amazing.

Is there any elected official at the Representative level or higher who has ever called for the abolition of the FCC? They'd get my vote in a minute.

[Chris D]

We are a part of the Rhythm Nation.

[SinginSumo]

A new contraceptive, Chris?

[al j]

my kids didn't even notice. But of course Mrs. Christmas had to cry out, "....was that her...??"

[BFrank]

I think the FCC should investigate the incredible lack of originality in the entire half-time show. Maybe some indictments for crass commercialism are in order.

[Chris D]

Prepare yourselves for Up With People or the country contingent. Yee-haw.

[frankiepop]

i wanna live on a planet

where all the women look like janet..

[MRS]

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[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Originally posted by Michael Schaumann
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Thanks, Michael! My son was preaching to me about this one on Saturday.

[Ron Thorne]

Yeah, that was a terribly "controversial" ad for which MoveOn. org attempted to purchase airtime and was denied. In light of other events at this year's SuperBowl, I wonder if CBS is having 2nd thoughts about that decision?

[MRS]

. . .no on the debt ad, yes to:

--a dog mauling testicles
--beware of four hour erections
--Mike Ditka staying in the game
--groinal areas and pewter pasties
--glass shards in popsicles

[MRS]

. . .to boot, America's NY attorney, Paul Tagliabue, completely passes the buck to the network and/or their vendors. This coming from a league office which fined a player five large for wearing a Jesus hat on the sidelines.

[BFrank]

You forgot to mention the farting horse.

[steve(thelil)]

Clearly unplanned. She was wearing elaborate metal nippleware because she always does, and anyway it's comfortable dancing.

[Mike Schwartz]

1/2 time for the SuperBowl for me was the perfect chance to make a run and back to a nearby store, we're talking PERFECT timing, moments after arriving back home was the 2nd half kick-off pop fest OVER!.

I purposely DO NOT watch the show between the halfs...I know before hand there will be little or nothing I'm going to like, so rather than get watching come stuff, which to me is junk, I make sure to be doin' something else, and pick up the game later.

That was a very hard fought and entertaining game wasn't it?

[Captain Hate]

I love it when the toolboxes at the Noisy Fart League and CBS try to be "hip" with their halftime entertainment. Anybody here could've saved them a lot of money and embarassment by telling them to look within the state and get Yells at Eels as the featured act!!

[Dr Dave]

Next year Mike Ditka will accidentally have sex with Britney Spears at halftime. "Wow, Mike, that's quite a woodie for an old guy!"

[bostontricky]

Originally posted by Chris D
Prepare yourselves for Up With People or the country contingent. Yee-haw.

Jesus, why not book U2 every year from here on out, seemed to work well two years ago.

Or at least until Bono replaces Ditka as Levitra spokespenis...

[Mike Schwartz]

If it weren't so strange and absurd sounding, it would have to be fiction....

On one of the ED drug commercials, as the announcer softly rolls off the long list of possible side effects, he states "....if you have an erection for more than 4 hours, seek immediate medical attention"














































Now that's BONER

[Tom Storer]

From a blasé European perspective, of course, this is just more surreal Americanism.

A breast visible for a second! Gasp! Immediate decision to investigate!

Intelligence "failures" and/or blatant lies used to justify a controversial war! Months later, under extreme political pressure, Bush allows an investigation.

[Gordon B]

President Bush called Bill Bellichick after the game to offer his congratulations.
President Clinton called Janet Jackson after the game to ask for a date.

[Dr Dave]

At least Bill might get the date. George probably can't pronounce "Belichick."

[Al in NYC]

But Tom those French folks just don't understand the vital cultural importance of unbesmirched fine family entertainment here in the good ol' USA. To have hours of good bone-crunching smash-mouth action, interspersed with horses farting in women's faces and whispered advice on how to deal with a 4+ hour erection, interruppted by a semi-naked breast... well, whatever will we tell our pure little American children?!? You see this is yet another attack on all that's decent, and on precisely that which separates us from those debauched peacenik breast-exposing masses over in Europe you seem so fond of.

Speaking of which... they got any room over there for me??

[clinthopson]

The boner ads reminded me of the joke about the guy who developed priapism.

He went to the pharmace to ask advice. The pharmacist on duty was a woman.

He said "I have a problem that I am reluctant to talk about with a woman.

The pharmy replied "Sir, don't be embarrassed, I am familiar with most medical conditions as is my partner, another woman."

"Ok, I have priapism and get erections that last for hours. Can you offer any advice."

"Let me speak to my partner about this, she may have some ideas."

A few minutes later she returned "Well sir, the best we can offer you is $10,000 and a half interest in the store."

[Jazzzoline]

Originally posted by clinthopson


And who the hell was thay male Celine Dion who sang some patriotic crap before the game?

No joke, you don't know who Celine Dion is?

[moneyp]

Jazzy, he knows who Celine Dion is. He was comparing the opening singer to Celine Dion.

[Jazzzoline]

Originally posted by mone peterson
Jazzy, he knows who Celine Dion is. He was comparing the opening singer to Celine Dion.

Oh, my bad...
Thanks Mone, what would I be without you?

[GoodSpeak]

Originally posted by Gordon B
President Bush called Bill Bellichick after the game to offer his congratulations.
President Clinton called Janet Jackson after the game to ask for a date.

You just can't leave it alone, can you?


And you wonder why I get on your case so much.




Amazing.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

I heard that Janet's next single, originally due out in late March, is being released NOW because -- this is gonna break your heart -- somebody, can't imagine who, released a bootleg of it on the internet. They had no choice but to release it now, despite it coming in the wake of so much regrettable attention. Poor Janet!

[graypencil]

Originally posted by Ron Thorne

The moment was made even more memorable, and shocking to some, because Jackson's breast was adorned with a sun-shaped metal ring that pierced the nipple.

".

Oh really ? I just assumed it to ba a NICAD battery attached to the vibrating butt plug up Justins ass.

Jeez ..all this hoopla over one damn tit ..

..and we impeach presidents over beeing evasive over a simple BJ ..

..but we let the current situation in WA CD just go on ..with the appointed Reichsfuhrer continuing to killing US soldiers soldiers and Iraqis over false pretenses , antigonizing former allies, and bleeding the vast majority of us dry while the rich brahmin class cleans up ..and health and education go down the crapper ..along with all the outsourced jobs that bleed the workforce ..

while we sit and get all worked up over a tit ..or a blowjob ..

what was the line at the beginning of the fall of t he Roman Empire? ...

" give them bread and circuses ?

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