Creationist Science Fair (ha ha ha)

sonic1 · March-26th-2005, 09:32 PM

Creationist science fair, don't sip your coffee yet!

GoodSpeak · March-26th-2005, 10:14 PM

Good post, Sonic.

Now help me with something here, can you? You post this article and other stereotypically Liberal stuff...yet you continually yank on me.

What is that?

Gimme a break here, huh?

Sergio Zamora · March-26th-2005, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodSpeak

yet you continually yank on me.

Geez, Jared! You're married

walto · March-26th-2005, 11:46 PM

It's OK, Serge, the wives join in the yankfest (usually). From what they tell me, it's fun!

sonic1 · March-26th-2005, 11:47 PM

Oh walty you KNOW from personal experience, babycheeks.

sonic1 · March-26th-2005, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoodSpeak

Good post, Sonic.

Now help me with something here, can you? You post this article and other stereotypically Liberal stuff...yet you continually yank on me.

What is that?

Gimme a break here, huh?

I posted this cause it was funny.

I bag on liberals just as often. In fact I have been on a non-sleeping South Park catch up (DVD) just because they crank on liberals so much. Fucking funny shit.

Lenny D.Guitarist · March-27th-2005, 05:17 PM

Those silly creationist scientists.... what will they think of next?

clinthopson · March-28th-2005, 12:00 PM

Well we all know that evolution is nothing but a theory.

Of course, so is gravity.

walto · March-28th-2005, 01:35 PM

Great stuff. In fact, it's a little hard to believe these weren't written by the Onion guys. Here are my own faves:

1st Place: "My Uncle Is A Man Named Steve (Not A Monkey)"

Cassidy Turnbull (grade 5) presented her uncle, Steve. She also showed photographs of monkeys and invited fairgoers to note the differences between her uncle and the monkeys. She tried to feed her uncle bananas, but he declined to eat them. Cassidy has conclusively shown that her uncle is no monkey.

Honorable Mention:

"Pokemon Prove Evolutionism Is False" - Paul Sanborn (grade 4)

2nd Place: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

Honorable Mention:

"Mousetrap Reduced To Pile Of Functionless Parts" - Kevin Parker (grade 7)
"Dinosaur & Man Walked Together" - Donny Findlay (grade 6)
"Rocks Can't Evolve, Where Did They Come From Mr. Darwin?" - Anna Reed (grade 6)

graypencil · March-28th-2005, 01:52 PM

This bunch is also engaged in trying to get the Landover Baptist Website shut down.. ( another very funny website )

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

Gentle Giant · March-28th-2005, 02:47 PM

If that was a spoof, it's brilliant. If it's legit, it's scary.

clinthopson · March-29th-2005, 11:35 AM

The scary truth is that these idiots have a lot of legislatures in their pocket and are trying to mandate the teaching of creationism.

Fantasy vs Science, baby.

Off the subject, Frank Rich says that many of the 10 Commandment monuments scattered around the country were put there by Cecil B. DeMille to promote his movie.

Laughin' to keep from cryin'.