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View Poll Results: Who's At the Top of Your Crank List?
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Lauren Bacall
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13.64% |
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Randall Terry
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9.09% |
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Sean Hannity
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0% |
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Sean Connery
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Karl Rove
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Godzilla
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13.64% |
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My Mom and/or Dad
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9.09% |
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My Boss
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Dick Cheney
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18.18% |
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Frank Sinatra
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4.55% |
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Some idiot who cut me off while driving
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4.55% |
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Other (please explain)
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March-31st-2005, 03:08 PM
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#1
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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Who Are The Crankiest People Ever?
Well?
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March-31st-2005, 03:10 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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I'd put myself and Sisco at the top of the list.
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March-31st-2005, 03:11 PM
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Tragically Impressionable
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My all-time favorite:
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March-31st-2005, 03:11 PM
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JM is Back!
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Amen and Chris A too! I love your crankiness, Pete.
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March-31st-2005, 03:19 PM
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Tragically Impressionable
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Damen!
Pete is not cranky. He is a peach!
Last edited by sonic1; March-31st-2005 at 03:24 PM.
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March-31st-2005, 03:25 PM
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colors outside the lines
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I think it's cool how my mom and/or dad are tied with Lauren Bacall and Dick Cheney for first place.
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March-31st-2005, 03:38 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Some folks would make me a contender.
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March-31st-2005, 03:41 PM
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2007 Stanley Cup Champs
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I voted for RBS's mom and/or dad.
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March-31st-2005, 04:03 PM
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Amateurs..............................
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March-31st-2005, 04:52 PM
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Registered User
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How did Bill O'Reilly escape this poll ??
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March-31st-2005, 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by mone peterson
I voted for RBS's mom and/or dad.
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March-31st-2005, 05:37 PM
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This is a really crappy poll. Whoever thought up this poll ought to be flogged. Flogged and placed upon the rack. If it were up to me, polls like this one would be banned by Federal law. RBS, what the hell were you thinking? You have Frank Sinatra up there and he's dead, for crying out loud. And I don't even know why Lauren Bacall is up there. Is she famously cranky? Why wasn't I informed of this sooner! Hey, you know what, YOU'RE FIRED! Hey--come back here while I heap more personal abuse on you! HOW DARE YOU DUCK WHILE I'M THROWING MY SHOE AT YOU!
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March-31st-2005, 05:49 PM
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Hartsell Cash, 1924-2006
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Where is Sean Penn? Lleyton Hewitt? Barry Bonds?
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March-31st-2005, 06:16 PM
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In the shadow of the 7
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Gotta be Paul B.
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March-31st-2005, 06:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr Dave
This is a really crappy poll. Whoever thought up this poll ought to be flogged. Flogged and placed upon the rack. If it were up to me, polls like this one would be banned by Federal law. RBS, what the hell were you thinking? You have Frank Sinatra up there and he's dead, for crying out loud. And I don't even know why Lauren Bacall is up there. Is she famously cranky? Why wasn't I informed of this sooner! Hey, you know what, YOU'RE FIRED! Hey--come back here while I heap more personal abuse on you! HOW DARE YOU DUCK WHILE I'M THROWING MY SHOE AT YOU!
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Easy, Finch.
I've already got some plans for our good friend RBS. 
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March-31st-2005, 07:33 PM
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Many moons ago, I was eating in a small NYC restaurant when I spotted Lauren Bacall. About an hour later, I very quietly said " I admire your work", which I do. Her reply?? "Fuck off." Cranky??
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March-31st-2005, 07:38 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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Originally Posted by Al in NYC
Gotta be Paul B.
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Paul's not cranky--he's consistent.
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March-31st-2005, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Lenny D.Guitarist
Many moons ago, I was eating in a small NYC restaurant when I spotted Lauren Bacall. About an hour later, I very quietly said " I admire your work", which I do. Her reply?? "Fuck off." Cranky??
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You know how to fuck off, don't you Lenny? You just put something or other together and blow.
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March-31st-2005, 08:02 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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Originally Posted by Lenny D.Guitarist
Many moons ago, I was eating in a small NYC restaurant when I spotted Lauren Bacall. About an hour later, I very quietly said " I admire your work", which I do. Her reply?? "Fuck off." Cranky??
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Ha! First of all, to cover everyone's questions as to why Barry Bonds, Bill O' Reilly and whoever else isn't on the poll, I thought I covered that question with "Other (Please explain.)"
As for Lauren Bacall, I was once waiting outside a stage door after a play with Gene Hackman so I could catch a glimpse of him. From behind me, I hear, "No one's fucking stopping me from getting in that motherfucking door! I'm getting in that motherfucking door!" It's Lauren Bacall.
Then, she growled at me like a pit bull. "Grrrr. Grrrr." I'm not kidding, either. Someone should throw that old bag a bone.
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March-31st-2005, 08:12 PM
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The more I hear, the more I like Lauren Bacall.
Last edited by Monte Smith; March-31st-2005 at 08:19 PM.
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March-31st-2005, 08:15 PM
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Registered Loser
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Fred Mertz, the Original Crankster
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March-31st-2005, 08:19 PM
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The Bluegrass
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Ms Bacall can be as cranky as she wants to be.
What's wrong with cranky, anyway? It's people who aren't cranky who trouble me.
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March-31st-2005, 08:19 PM
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My problem with RBS's poll, besides it being necessarily stunted and predictably over-representative of rightwing cranks versus their far more numerous and flagrant (these days) leftist counterparts, is the mistake of including Karl Rove.
Karl Rove??
Karl Rove is not now nor has he ever been a member of the cranky party. In fact, I posit that no American pol has been happier day-to-day in the past twenty-five years than our Karl. He has seen success after success after success. And he never hides his joyous ebullience about it. If you want cranky, go find Bob Shrum.
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March-31st-2005, 08:49 PM
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Next year....
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Originally Posted by Monte Smith
Karl Rove??
Karl Rove is not now nor has he ever been a member of the cranky party. In fact, I posit that no American pol has been happier day-to-day in the past twenty-five years than our Karl. He has seen success after success after success. And he never hides his joyous ebullience about it.
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You're kidding, right?
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March-31st-2005, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by GoodSpeak
You're kidding, right?
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C'mon, Goody. Victory after victory after victory does not a miserable bastard make.
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March-31st-2005, 08:57 PM
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Monte, me too!!!  *
*a textbook case of why not quoting something in particular can lead to confusion.
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March-31st-2005, 08:58 PM
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Next year....
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Originally Posted by Monte Smith
C'mon, Goody. Victory after victory after victory does not a miserable bastard make.
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With all due respect, Monte, miserable does not equal cranky.
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March-31st-2005, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by GoodSpeak
With all due respect, Monte, miserable does not equal cranky. |
OK, Goodster. Victory in elections in 1994, 1998, 2000, and 2004 do not a cranky political operative make. Karl Rove always looks pretty darn happy. If a little shopworn.
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March-31st-2005, 09:18 PM
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holier than thou
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How about Randi Rhodes? Or is she just "obnoxious"?
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March-31st-2005, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by jesus marion joseph
How about Randi Rhodes? Or is she just "obnoxious"?
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Omigod! I thought Randy was dead!
Is he just cranky?
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