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View Poll Results: Which would you rather do?
Box Mike Tyson for 10 rounds and a million bucks 0 0%
Steal a five year old kid's lunch money 1 2.78%
Spend the rest of your life as Laura Bush 1 2.78%
Never listen to jazz again 0 0%
Get caught for tax evasion 0 0%
Be a major league baseball player 10 27.78%
Marry the old Lauren Bacall 1 2.78%
Marry the young Naomi Watts and Angelina Jolie 7 19.44%
Not take a stupid poll 11 30.56%
Other (please explain) 6 16.67%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll

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Old April-5th-2005, 01:41 PM   #1
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Would you rather...

Well, which?
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Old April-5th-2005, 01:58 PM   #2
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I'd rather live in a world where people accept you for who you are. And if they can't accept you, they stay the fuck away from you. No changes, no compromises, no group hugs. No softening of the language, no pleas for "civility"(their definition anyway), no violence, just people freely being themselves without having to suffer such inane horseshit. Where people have a sense of humor, take as well as they give, and don't give two shits how many times you use the words "fuck" or "bitch" in a conversation.


In short, I'd rather live in a world full of people just like my wife.
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Old April-5th-2005, 02:08 PM   #3
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Old April-5th-2005, 03:44 PM   #4
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I'd rather live in a world where people accept you for who you are. And if they can't accept you, they stay the fuck away from you. No changes, no compromises, no group hugs. No softening of the language, no pleas for "civility"(their definition anyway), no violence, just people freely being themselves without having to suffer such inane horseshit. Where people have a sense of humor, take as well as they give, and don't give two shits how many times you use the words "fuck" or "bitch" in a conversation.
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Old April-5th-2005, 03:50 PM   #5
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I'd rather live in a world where people accept you for who you are. And if they can't accept you, they stay the fuck away from you. No changes, no compromises, no group hugs. No softening of the language, no pleas for "civility"(their definition anyway), no violence, just people freely being themselves without having to suffer such inane horseshit. Where people have a sense of humor, take as well as they give, and don't give two shits how many times you use the words "fuck" or "bitch" in a conversation.


In short, I'd rather live in a world full of people just like my wife.
Scott, will you apply on Lois panel?
Just curious.
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Old April-5th-2005, 03:54 PM   #6
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Scott, will you apply on Lois panel?
Just curious.



Thought about it. Why?
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Old April-5th-2005, 04:13 PM   #7
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Thought about it. Why?
Simple curiosity.
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Old April-5th-2005, 04:27 PM   #8
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I don't understand the presence of the ringer choice, but it doesn't matter - if it says Naomi Watts, I click. Clickclickclick. Clickclickclickclickclick.
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Old April-5th-2005, 05:18 PM   #9
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I don't know about married but if Ms Jolie ever, uh, felt like ....
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Old April-5th-2005, 05:28 PM   #10
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Listen, there's something worse: Last Saturday we went to our grandson's 4th birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese. I would rather have root canal surgery with no anesthetic than to go there again. THe noise level was what I suppose would be compared to the front row at a rock concert (supposition, 'cause I've never been to one), incredibly shitty food, screaming little kids running around and the hype to sell more tokens made for a couple of unbearable hours. The only adult beverage they serve is Bud Lite (YUCK).

On top of all that they had tv's blaring all over the place but not one had the Illinois/Louisville game on.

There ain't enough money to get mto go there again, regardless of the various guilt trips our daughter may lay on me.
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Old April-5th-2005, 05:34 PM   #11
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Scott -- Fuck you, you whining bitch. You do live in a world where people accept you as you are and use the words fuck and bitch whenever they like, beyattch.
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Old April-5th-2005, 05:40 PM   #12
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Goddammitt Gary, I knew you fucking loved me you sorry motherfucker!
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Old April-5th-2005, 05:53 PM   #13
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I don't fucking love you at all, you whining bitch, I was just fucking making the point that just because you don't fucking like the way a motherfucker takes you, doesn't mean the motherfucker isn't taking you as your are.

That's all.

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Old April-5th-2005, 06:13 PM   #14
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So are you saying that you truly don't love me after all?
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Old April-5th-2005, 08:57 PM   #15
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Gil Scott once said."Four letter words don't make you a poet.It just shows how shallow you are and lets everyone know it".Peace and all that
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Old April-5th-2005, 09:04 PM   #16
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Listen, there's something worse: Last Saturday we went to our grandson's 4th birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese. I would rather have root canal surgery with no anesthetic than to go there again. THe noise level was what I suppose would be compared to the front row at a rock concert (supposition, 'cause I've never been to one), incredibly shitty food, screaming little kids running around and the hype to sell more tokens made for a couple of unbearable hours. The only adult beverage they serve is Bud Lite (YUCK).

On top of all that they had tv's blaring all over the place but not one had the Illinois/Louisville game on.

There ain't enough money to get mto go there again, regardless of the various guilt trips our daughter may lay on me.


Clint:

Having been there, I feel your pain


Bud Lite ..ralph ....
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Old April-5th-2005, 10:27 PM   #17
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Well, hell...given the limited choices I figure being a Pro baseball player ain't so bad.























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Old April-5th-2005, 10:53 PM   #18
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Given the choices, I clicked on the one I almost chose before going to music school ... playing professional baseball.

Of course, had I pursued that dream, none of what I've enjoyed with Patti and beyond would have possible, so ...
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Old April-5th-2005, 11:13 PM   #19
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.....it wouldn't have been worth it!
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Old April-6th-2005, 07:26 AM   #20
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I chose "other." What I would rather do is win a billion-dollar lottery.
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Old April-6th-2005, 07:28 AM   #21
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HL -- Yeah, well, he's a dope fiend, too, so ... :-)
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Old April-6th-2005, 08:26 AM   #22
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I voted other. I would like to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor.
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Old April-6th-2005, 09:09 AM   #23
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I hear you player.I'm a fiend to just recovering.Lincoln was a bigot but I a'int mad at him for signing that Proclamation.Peace and all
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Old April-6th-2005, 03:58 PM   #24
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Chris musta popped in today.
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Old April-6th-2005, 04:15 PM   #25
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Who the hell would want to spend the rest of their life as Laura Bush!??
Honestly out of the choices you offered, RBS, that was the most appealing to me, but I didn't vote.
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Old April-7th-2005, 07:57 AM   #26
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It'd certainly be better than being the one spending it with her.
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Old April-7th-2005, 07:58 AM   #27
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HL -- Many times the dope fiend is right, by the way ....
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Old April-7th-2005, 03:30 PM   #28
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You know this man!!Peace and all that.
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Old April-7th-2005, 03:58 PM   #29
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Why is everyone hating on Lauren Bacall? Did I miss something?
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Old April-8th-2005, 02:05 AM   #30
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I love the game so the ball player is an easy choice.

I do live in Scotts world. It's a blast!
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