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View Poll Results: Which would you rather do?
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Box Mike Tyson for 10 rounds and a million bucks
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Steal a five year old kid's lunch money
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Spend the rest of your life as Laura Bush
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Never listen to jazz again
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Get caught for tax evasion
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Be a major league baseball player
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Marry the old Lauren Bacall
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Marry the young Naomi Watts and Angelina Jolie
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Not take a stupid poll
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30.56% |
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Other (please explain)
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April-5th-2005, 01:41 PM
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All Ur Base R Belong 2 Us
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Would you rather...
Well, which?
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April-5th-2005, 01:58 PM
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I'd rather live in a world where people accept you for who you are. And if they can't accept you, they stay the fuck away from you. No changes, no compromises, no group hugs. No softening of the language, no pleas for "civility"(their definition anyway), no violence, just people freely being themselves without having to suffer such inane horseshit. Where people have a sense of humor, take as well as they give, and don't give two shits how many times you use the words "fuck" or "bitch" in a conversation.
In short, I'd rather live in a world full of people just like my wife.
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April-5th-2005, 02:08 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
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Swing on a star; carry moonbeams home in a jar.
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April-5th-2005, 03:44 PM
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User
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Location: Below the line
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Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
I'd rather live in a world where people accept you for who you are. And if they can't accept you, they stay the fuck away from you. No changes, no compromises, no group hugs. No softening of the language, no pleas for "civility"(their definition anyway), no violence, just people freely being themselves without having to suffer such inane horseshit. Where people have a sense of humor, take as well as they give, and don't give two shits how many times you use the words "fuck" or "bitch" in a conversation.
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Oooooohhhh! Your POOR BABY!
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April-5th-2005, 03:50 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Québec, Canada
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Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
I'd rather live in a world where people accept you for who you are. And if they can't accept you, they stay the fuck away from you. No changes, no compromises, no group hugs. No softening of the language, no pleas for "civility"(their definition anyway), no violence, just people freely being themselves without having to suffer such inane horseshit. Where people have a sense of humor, take as well as they give, and don't give two shits how many times you use the words "fuck" or "bitch" in a conversation.
In short, I'd rather live in a world full of people just like my wife. 
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Scott, will you apply on Lois panel?
Just curious.
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April-5th-2005, 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Jazzzoline
Scott, will you apply on Lois panel?
Just curious.
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Thought about it. Why?
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April-5th-2005, 04:13 PM
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Isn't life WONDERFUL !
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Location: Québec, Canada
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Originally Posted by Scott Dolan
Thought about it. Why?
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Simple curiosity.
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April-5th-2005, 04:27 PM
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Location: Atlanta, GA
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I don't understand the presence of the ringer choice, but it doesn't matter - if it says Naomi Watts, I click. Clickclickclick. Clickclickclickclickclick.
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April-5th-2005, 05:18 PM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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I don't know about married but if Ms Jolie ever, uh, felt like ....
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April-5th-2005, 05:28 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Listen, there's something worse: Last Saturday we went to our grandson's 4th birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese. I would rather have root canal surgery with no anesthetic than to go there again. THe noise level was what I suppose would be compared to the front row at a rock concert (supposition, 'cause I've never been to one), incredibly shitty food, screaming little kids running around and the hype to sell more tokens made for a couple of unbearable hours. The only adult beverage they serve is Bud Lite (YUCK).
On top of all that they had tv's blaring all over the place but not one had the Illinois/Louisville game on.
There ain't enough money to get mto go there again, regardless of the various guilt trips our daughter may lay on me.
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April-5th-2005, 05:34 PM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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Scott -- Fuck you, you whining bitch. You do live in a world where people accept you as you are and use the words fuck and bitch whenever they like, beyattch.
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April-5th-2005, 05:40 PM
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Goddammitt Gary, I knew you fucking loved me you sorry motherfucker!
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April-5th-2005, 05:53 PM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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I don't fucking love you at all, you whining bitch, I was just fucking making the point that just because you don't fucking like the way a motherfucker takes you, doesn't mean the motherfucker isn't taking you as your are.
That's all.
Beeyatch.
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April-5th-2005, 06:13 PM
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So are you saying that you truly don't love me after all?
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April-5th-2005, 08:57 PM
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Location: Martinsville,VA
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Gil Scott once said."Four letter words don't make you a poet.It just shows how shallow you are and lets everyone know it".Peace and all that
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April-5th-2005, 09:04 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Bellingham WA
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Originally Posted by clinthopson
Listen, there's something worse: Last Saturday we went to our grandson's 4th birthday party at Chuck-E-Cheese. I would rather have root canal surgery with no anesthetic than to go there again. THe noise level was what I suppose would be compared to the front row at a rock concert (supposition, 'cause I've never been to one), incredibly shitty food, screaming little kids running around and the hype to sell more tokens made for a couple of unbearable hours. The only adult beverage they serve is Bud Lite (YUCK).
On top of all that they had tv's blaring all over the place but not one had the Illinois/Louisville game on.
There ain't enough money to get mto go there again, regardless of the various guilt trips our daughter may lay on me.
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Clint:
Having been there, I feel your pain
Bud Lite ..ralph ....
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April-5th-2005, 10:27 PM
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Next year....
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Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
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Well, hell...given the limited choices I figure being a Pro baseball player ain't so bad.
sheesh
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April-5th-2005, 10:53 PM
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Happy 50th, Alaska!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Anchorage, Alaska
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Given the choices, I clicked on the one I almost chose before going to music school ... playing professional baseball.
Of course, had I pursued that dream, none of what I've enjoyed with Patti and beyond would have possible, so ...
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April-5th-2005, 11:13 PM
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.....it wouldn't have been worth it!
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April-6th-2005, 07:26 AM
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Location: Paris, France
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I chose "other." What I would rather do is win a billion-dollar lottery.
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April-6th-2005, 07:28 AM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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HL -- Yeah, well, he's a dope fiend, too, so ... :-)
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April-6th-2005, 08:26 AM
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poor folk's child
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I voted other. I would like to marry Zsa Zsa Gabor.
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April-6th-2005, 09:09 AM
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Registered User
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Location: Martinsville,VA
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Originally Posted by Gary Sisco
HL -- Yeah, well, he's a dope fiend, too, so ... :-)
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I hear you player.I'm a fiend to just recovering.Lincoln was a bigot but I a'int mad at him for signing that Proclamation.Peace and all
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April-6th-2005, 03:58 PM
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Chris musta popped in today.
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April-6th-2005, 04:15 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Who the hell would want to spend the rest of their life as Laura Bush!??
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Honestly out of the choices you offered, RBS, that was the most appealing to me, but I didn't vote.
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April-7th-2005, 07:57 AM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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It'd certainly be better than being the one spending it with her.
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April-7th-2005, 07:58 AM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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HL -- Many times the dope fiend is right, by the way ....
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April-7th-2005, 03:30 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Martinsville,VA
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Originally Posted by Gary Sisco
HL -- Many times the dope fiend is right, by the way ....
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You know this man!!Peace and all that.
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April-7th-2005, 03:58 PM
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Most Loved JC User 2009®
Join Date: May 2003
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Why is everyone hating on Lauren Bacall? Did I miss something?
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April-8th-2005, 02:05 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2004
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I love the game so the ball player is an easy choice.
I do live in Scotts world. It's a blast!
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