Poll: Can I Touch Your Toes?

[Jazzooo]

Hmmm?

Yep!

[Monte Smith]

I like Scott's answers to these little polls. He's so consistent.

[RBS]

Why isn't there a no?

And why would you want to touch Monte's toes?

[Jazzzoline]

When the "Can I suck your toes" thread?

*wiiggling all 10 patiently*

[Noj]

*drum roll for Larry*

[patricia]

Originally Posted by Jazzooo

Hmmm?

Though I flaunt my bare toes on a regular basis, I must regretfully decline your request Jazzooo. Much like the bosom so blatantly displayed in low-cut garments, by fortunate ladies who posses impressive balconies, just anyone placing their digits on my toes is as forward as touching someone's bosom, even though they, or it is right out there on display.
Much too, too intimate. I compare someone touching my toes with someone kissing me on the lips. Much too intimate.

Why am I suddenly sweating so much??!!

[Gentle Giant]

Originally Posted by patricia

Though I flaunt my bare toes on a regular basis, I must regretfully decline your request Jazzooo. Much like the bosom so blatantly displayed in low-cut garments, by fortunate ladies who posses impressive balconies, just anyone placing their digits on my toes is as forward as touching someone's bosom, even though they, or it is right out there on display.
Much too, too intimate. I compare someone touching my toes with someone kissing me on the lips. Much too intimate.

Jules: Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a b***h out, and givin' a b***h a foot massage ain't even the same f****n' thing.
Vincent: Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
Jules: It ain't no f****n' ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her holiest of holies, ain't the same ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same f****n' sport. Foot massages don't mean s**t.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages - I'm the foot f****n' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: S**t yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be tickling or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules: F**k you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: F**k you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' p****d.

(Quotes from Pulp Fiction)

[Dr Dave]

If you really want to touch my toes, go right ahead. Don't expect any thrills, though.

[bruce massey]

Originally Posted by patricia

Though I flaunt my bare toes on a regular basis, I must regretfully decline your request Jazzooo. Much like the bosom so blatantly displayed in low-cut garments, by fortunate ladies who posses impressive balconies, just anyone placing their digits on my toes is as forward as touching someone's bosom, even though they, or it is right out there on display.
Much too, too intimate. I compare someone touching my toes with someone kissing me on the lips. Much too intimate.

I love it when Glenda talks slutty!

[graypencil]

Originally Posted by patricia

Though I flaunt my bare toes on a regular basis, I must regretfully decline your request Jazzooo. Much like the bosom so blatantly displayed in low-cut garments, by fortunate ladies who posses impressive balconies, just anyone placing their digits on my toes is as forward as touching someone's bosom, even though they, or it is right out there on display.
Much too, too intimate. I compare someone touching my toes with someone kissing me on the lips. Much too intimate.

( amidst a background of sweaty heavy breathing from the participants )


Alright ..foot fetishists to the right ,undergarment fetishists to the left ..

[Gentle Giant]

All kudos to patricia, for demonstrating that the word "bosom" can be sexier than other, cruder nicknames for...uh...those things.

[Jazzzoline]

Originally Posted by RBS

Hmmm. I wonder what those words would say without the asterisks.

Me too

[tippy]

It's late at night and I'm sleeping soundly in my bed. In my dream, Johnny Depp and I are engaged in some pillow talk. All of a sudden, I'm torn from my dream and abruptly awake to find the complete cast and crew of Jazz Corner at the end of my bed fondling my toes...

um, that's a No!

[Jazzooo]

"Hmmm. I wonder what those words would say without the asterisks. "

Here's an example provided by some new BLue Talk decoding software:

"Eatin' a b h out, and givin' a b h a foot massage ain't even the same
f n' thing."

Yeah, and to me, that just wouldn't make any sense.

[clinthopson]

Sure you can, since I sure as hell can't.

[Jazzooo]

I am totally stoked by the complete lack of "NO" reponses--thank you one and all!

Hahahaha...........

[Jazzzoline]

Originally Posted by tippy

It's late at night and I'm sleeping soundly in my bed. In my dream, Johnny Depp and I are engaged in some pillow talk. All of a sudden, I'm torn from my dream and abruptly awake to find the complete cast and crew of Jazz Corner at the end of my bed fondling my toes...

um, that's a No!

It sounds like Johnny is really busy with pillow talking lately...
hmm
But I would never say NO to Johnny.

[GoodSpeak]

Can I Touch Your Toes?


Um.



Let me get back to you....

[patricia]

Originally Posted by Jazzooo

I am totally stoked by the complete lack of "NO" reponses--thank you one and all!

Although it most assuredly must have been uplifting to see that there were no "no" votes at first, there seem to be some now.
Please don't take that as a rejection of you as the fabulous person you are, but feet, like other secondary erogenous zones are a very intimate body part.
However, something interesting.
I think I mentioned, some time back, that when I was in college, I used to work evenings, 4:30 to Midnight and had a circle of friends who were still up, long after midnight.
I used to go for coffee, or to bars after work and met some people who horrified my mother when I, from time to time, brought them with me when I visited her.
In any case, I was once told by a lady of the evening, whom I had befriended, that she would allow any touching at all by her clients, except kissing on the mouth or touching her feet. Both of these liberties were MUCH TOO INTIMATE, according to her.
I hadn't thought about that for years, until I was recently told by a friend that he is not concerned about his lady's enthusiasm for group intimacy, in which he enthusiastically participates, because the other men don't touch her feet and they never kiss her on the mouth.
I wondered, silently, how that set her or him apart from those who just don't give a damn, but, what do I know??

[tippy]

"group intimacy"

bah!

[Ron Thorne]

Actually, NO was not a choice in Jazzooo's poll. Not Right Now is not exactly complete rejection.

It's also worth noting that 3 out of 4 choices involve some form of a Yes response. Hmmmmmm.

Having said that, to answer your original thread question, Doug -- not from there!

[patricia]

Originally Posted by tippy

"group intimacy"

bah!

EXACTLY. It was his term, not mine. To me, it's a ludicrous contradiction in terms.
I think that he was attempting to show consideration for what he sees as my tender sensebilities. I think that the distinction that he and his lady seem to hold to is hideous self-deception.

[GoodSpeak]

Group hug!

[patricia]

Originally Posted by GoodSpeak

Group hug!

That's better. [just no touching of my toes.]

[GoodSpeak]

sorry

[patricia]

Originally Posted by GoodSpeak

sorry

that's OK.