explain 'Fixed' please

[Vince Kargatis]

Can someone enlighten me about all these recent occurences of posts beginning with 'Fixed.'? I musta missed the announcement of this phenomenon, or perhaps am uncommonly dense to miss the "obvious" context.

[Jon Abbey]

I think Larry started it here, it's just a jokey way of saying "here's what you meant to say", although it's obviously not what the person meant to say...

[Jesse]

Fixed.



[QUOTE=Jon Abbey]I think Larry started it here, it's just a jokey way of saying "here's what you meant to say", although it's obviously not what the person meant to say, a way of stating "as you're too fucking stupid & unsophisticated to understand irony, I will draw a picture for you."

I think you forgot a quote tag there, Master Jesse.


Now I don't feel so bad for flubbing the Cry Baby, Cry lyrics.

[bostontricky]

Fixed.

I think you forgot a quote tag there, Master Jesse.


Now I don't feel so bad for flubbing the Cry Baby, Cry lyrics even though I've been the lead singer for a Beatles cover band since fifth grade. Actually, I've been doing the "Superior Dance" here in front of my computer for the last hour and a half. In my underwear.

You are wrong about the underwear part.

[Monte Smith]

The "Superior Dance." Hmm. Do I know that one?



I guess I'm thinking of something else.

"I can dance if I want to, I can shake my tight behind
And if you say don't dance, I'll say 'fat chance'
Cuz you're, no friend of mine"

Uh-oh.

I think I just flubbed some more lyrics...............

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

Uh-oh.

I think I just flubbed some more lyrics...............

No, I think those are right.

We can dance if we want to, cause I'm an eighties kind of guy.
And the beer bong I did after smoking half a lid,
well it's made me rather high.

And we can dance.

I can dance if I want to, Mashed Potato Watusi
and if you tell me to sit, I'll tell you "eat shit"
Cuz I'm, that kind of guy

[Monte Smith]

We can dance if we want to, I mean whatever, nevermind.
whatever you think, I won't make a big stink
it's just I need to be home by nine.

[Enforcer]

Well, that was disturbing.

[Monte Smith]

The Master is here! The Master will fix it.

Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

Well, that was disturbing.

Originally Posted by Montessa The Weak

The Master is here! The Master will fix it.

Hahahaha........FUCK the "master".



I can dance if I want to, I can whip your scrawny ass
And if you whine and you cry, I'll punch you in the eye
And cut you with some glass


And I can dance...........

[Monte Smith]

He can dance, he can dance
Lagel Nagel is such a bore.
He can dance, he can dance
Thank God I have him on "ignore."



The Nagel dance! The NAGEL DANCE!

Hahaha.........Look at Larry playing that stupid little guitar.


Pitiful!!!





Although, I will have to award a point or two for the awesome guitar face.

[Enforcer]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

Hahaha.........Look at Larry playing that stupid little guitar.


Pitiful!!!





Although, I will have to award a point or two for the awesome guitar face.

It ain't so stupid or little when it's plugged into a massive Marshall stack, bubba!

*women and children flee in fear, men look on in stunned dread*

[Dennis Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

*women and children flee in fear, men look on in stunned dread*

FIXED: "Oh my!"