Sound Bites

[RainyDay]

A place for amusing (or not) real-life one liners.
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"I didn't ever eat the chili anyway."

-Response from a Wendy's customer upon hearing about the arrest of a Nevada woman who found a finger in her chili (as heard on KCBS radio).

[RainyDay]

"Everyone can ride for free as long as it's one way."

-LAPD sergeant shouting from atop a police cruiser to a crowd of demonstrators being chased by cops to a Metro train station (as reported in the LA Times).

[mjb]

"I probably do have some gay friends, but I have never pressed the point."

Justice Antonin Scalia resonding to a question from his audience at Harvard University in the fall of 2004.