Is Thiss a Good Poems?

[Darryl]

That chick left my jobs, right, and I'ms not kiddin.

So I was all sasd and whatnot when someones took her place! And shes is so fine that it nearly brings tears to my eyes! Ands she look like Paris Hiltons twin sister except she have dark brown hair and dewey blue eyes! Woah! I says Woah! Ands even though she don't have a big butt, she stills is fine ands her one butt can fit into two butts of other of Darryls loves and thats just fine with me.

So I wsa thinkins of writing her a poems through inneroffice mail except anonymous ands maybe tellin her to meet me at the cooler at like 5pm except if she's not there to pretend to just walks by at that times so she donts know its me.

Please tells me what you thinks of my peom.

So heres my peom:

Girl,
Yous so fine
Ands you mine
Yous eyes like Paris Hilton dewey eyes
And whatnot.

Hy-koo. Hy-koo.

A breaths of river
Through the mornins air
Brings me loves beyonds compaire
to your fair hair in the square.

Shalls I comapre thee face to a summers night
Yous are art more fine and with skin thats all supple
and like a ocean tide.

Ands yous got high heels and your jeans is so tight
That I screams "yo! yo! Hows you got rooms to
Breathe in them things, girl?"

Love,

Yours secret amirer

PS Comes meets me by the coffee stations arounds 5pm shoulds you care to see who Iams.

[jazzy mary]

Darryl, not bad...but I don't think it's quite there yet. What if she thinks "Iams" is the pet food? Also, please don't lower your "big butt" standards, man!!! You're not getting soft on us, are you? Very bad pun intended.

[Clay Fink]

"Hy-koo"

WooHoo

[groover]

Can't miss, buddy. Send it now!

[Gentle Giant]

And this is connected to politics, world issues, and world events HOW?

EDIT: Now that the thread has been moved to the Alley, my post is irrelevant.

Not that that's anything new.

[jazzy mary]

Whenever Darryl posts his great stuff and what not, it's always a world event!!

He prob. meant to post it in the Alley but just made an innocent mistake.

[clinthopson]

I would never accuse Darryl of innocence.

He be almos as good pote as HenryMc.

[Darryl]

IMS INNOCENCE I TELL YOU! INNOCNETS!

I was like "oh nos!" when I saw thats I posted this in the Politics part of the alley but I fgures that poetics and whatnot like that might very well helps openup the discourse towards the way of love whichs is the exact oppoiste of politics which is a bunch of angry white men runnins around trying to make more money so they cna have their bigass cars and houses.

I will not ever slows down on my lovins of the ladies with the big tushes, My Jazzy Mary girl. I love a big butt! Given a choice of not having any food or nots havins a big butt or not havins any orange juice I woulds definitely put havins a big butt as my speciality de cuisine.

I was thinkins of sendin my poem but I am all nervous and whatnot! I mean, I am known to be suave and cool with the ladies. As you know, the ladies love D and D loooves the ladies, expecially those with big butts, but for some reasons this chick gets me all heeby jeebyfied. I think I'll go outs for a six pack and then maybe send the interoffice thing out to sweet Paris Hilton.

IN the meantimes I have written another paragrahp:

Girl, you are so fine
And you look so delish
LIke a dish
I wish.

When I think thoughts of
Love and pains
Lightin bolts! Fire and rains!
I cries I screams!
I WANT TO DIE! I WANT TO DIE!

Because I have not partooked of your love, girl.

I have not partooked of your love.

That may be more inneroffice worhrthy materials.

hey darryl,
on your other fascinating and boldly humorous thread, i recommended
that you try fucking yourself.
how's that going?

Hahahahaha................

[Monte Smith]

"I Ain't Monte Smiff"
By Darryl

I tells you, I ain't Monte Smiff.
Ignores me at yous peril.
Cause I got a names
the ladys use.
An that names be Darryl.

So gets off with the Monte Smiff.
That charge be false and phony.
I am the Big D--
ladys man supreme.
Not no fucking Mone.

Good lord!!!

[Jazzzoline]

Question:
How big is Big D ?

[jazzy mary]

Originally Posted by Jazzzoline

Question:
How big is Big D ?

Thread Ender!!!

And I was so digging Darryl's new poem!

Darryl, tell us what's up and whatnot!!

[Darryl]

Originally Posted by jazzy mary

Thread Ender!!!

And I was so digging Darryl's new poem!

Darryl, tell us what's up and whatnot!!

Yo, and checkits out!

As the achilles dude ask, only because he all jealous of my warmth and love with the ladies, well,

I am nots the kinds to love and tells.

Sorry and whatnot.

Howevers, I did thinks of another poem to send to my ladiy who looks all even more like Paris Hilton except like her sister Nikki.

And I thoughts of sending her this: Does you like its?

"Girl, you look like Paris
On a warms summer day
Except you very fine,
Your hair not gray! It dyed black.

But last weeks it was blondes and whatnot.
So whats should I doe?
Does I take you into my arms
And makes sweet love to you?

But I knows not if you phoney
Cuase your hair it blonde or black?
I love if you head is baldy!
You ready for the Big D attack?

And Darryl send his sweet caress to your froth of
hair on your head with it all blonde or blakc or redhead
for alls I know.

Alls I konw is that you so so so fine!
And you is mine, girl you is mine.

[clinthopson]

True romance knows no literary limits.

[jazzy mary]

Darryl, I'm glad to hear that you don't kiss and tell!!

[Monte Smith]

Bravo! "I love you if you head is baldy." I'd swear that was from Shakespeare.

Originally Posted by Darryl

Yo, and checkits out!

As the achilles dude ask, only because he all jealous of my warmth and love with the ladies, well,
.

no, i'm just jealous of your adventurous brand of humor. i never knew racial mockery could still be so damn funny. thank goodness jazzy mary has summoned you back.

[jazzy mary]

Achilles, I don't think it's racial mockery. What are you saying? Are you thinking that Darrryl is imitating or mocking a certain slang-y way some segment of the population may speak when they are joking and having fun? Are you talking about Black Americans?

Darryl is a satirist. I wish he would tell us a little about who the real Darryl is--because he is funny and his humor is always about love and sex--nothing wrong about that. I think he's good hearted.Actually, I find Daryll's poems funnier when he doesn't have so many deliberate mis-spellings, he doesn't need that. His humor and style is so his own (at least I've never seen anything like it) he just needs to keep that going and whatnot.

[Cem]

I always thought Darryl had a speech impediment....a hair lip or something. No racial humour (& whatnot) ever crossed my mind. Keep on keepin' on brother Darryl... I know how it is when the ladies can't resist you & you're put on earth to serve 'em... tough gig!

Originally Posted by clinthopson

True romance knows no literary limits.

Nor do some English teachers.