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Old July-20th-2005, 12:24 PM   #1
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Can you really outgrow boner threads?

Rollhead told me he did, but I don't believe him.

Or me, for that matter.
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Old July-20th-2005, 12:31 PM   #2
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Can your boner outgrow threads?

aka, the curse of boxer shorts.
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Old July-20th-2005, 12:40 PM   #3
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I dunno about outgrowing, but the calendar does do some boner damage.
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Old July-20th-2005, 01:25 PM   #4
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Rollhead told me he did, but I don't believe him.

Or me, for that matter.
Those who reach puberty usually adapt well...
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Old July-20th-2005, 01:31 PM   #5
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Old July-20th-2005, 01:41 PM   #6
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"usually"

At JC we do have some exceptional individuals;-)
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Old July-20th-2005, 02:40 PM   #7
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Can your boner outgrow threads?

aka, the curse of boxer shorts.

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Old July-20th-2005, 04:33 PM   #8
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The condensed version: Can your boner grow?
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Old July-20th-2005, 06:40 PM   #9
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Hmmm.......


Thrown into a mixer, the more popular threads of the day would come out as "SO.....Can you outgrow bad boner days?"

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Old July-20th-2005, 09:17 PM   #10
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what would "dog" do in this situation.

take it up with his wife.
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Old July-20th-2005, 09:45 PM   #11
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can you tie it a knot? can you tie it in a bow? can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
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Old July-20th-2005, 10:15 PM   #12
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can you tie it a knot? can you tie it in a bow? can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Well....I don't like to brag.




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Old July-20th-2005, 10:35 PM   #13
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can you tie it a knot? can you tie it in a bow? can you throw it over your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
A Continental soldier? Really? Like a member (get it?) of the army that fought the Revolutionary War? Totally cool.

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Old July-20th-2005, 10:37 PM   #14
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Threads aside, sadly, some of us have outgrown our . . . you know.

I'm neither coppin' a plea nor pointin' a finger. I'm just sayin'.
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Old July-20th-2005, 10:38 PM   #15
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Threads aside, sadly, some of us have outgrown our . . . you know.

I'm neither coppin' a plea nor pointin' a finger. I'm just sayin'.
Me neither.
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Old July-21st-2005, 11:01 AM   #16
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I thought I had outgrown it, but then I took some Viagra -- then I didn't.
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Old July-21st-2005, 12:02 PM   #17
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Threads aside, sadly, some of us have outgrown our . . . you know.

I'm neither coppin' a plea nor pointin' a finger. I'm just sayin'.
As long as its just a finger you're pointing. That may be the only body part that is pointable, if you know what I mean.
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Old July-21st-2005, 03:40 PM   #18
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If your boner outlasts the name 3 people thread you mite consider medical attention.
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Old July-21st-2005, 03:46 PM   #19
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The condensed version: Can your boner grow?
GET A ROOM



*assuming people usually don't "grow their boner" in public*
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Old July-22nd-2005, 09:10 AM   #20
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GET A ROOM



*assuming people usually don't "grow their boner" in public*

Not only do I grow it in public, I water it and fertilize it and weed it in public.

-FK'sO

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Old July-22nd-2005, 09:40 AM   #21
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Not only do I grow it in public, I water it and fertilize it and weed it in public.

-FK'sO
My post was for Ron. He told me to get a room in another thread for a post less shocking than his IMO.

I'm sorry, I didn't want to intrude into your thread (I never do). But I didn't want to miss this opportunity.

Do whatever you want with your ... hmm ... boner, I don't give a damn.

*live and let live*
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Old July-22nd-2005, 09:49 AM   #22
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My post was for Ron. He told me to get a room in another thread for a post less shocking than his IMO.

I'm sorry, I didn't want to intrude into your thread (I never do). But I didn't want to miss this opportunity.

Do whatever you want with your ... hmm ... boner, I don't give a damn.

*live and let live*

I wasn't mad. FK'sO means Fidoh Kreplach's owner.
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Old July-22nd-2005, 11:43 AM   #23
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If your boner outlasts the name 3 people thread you mite consider medical attention.

I sorely miss the three people thread. It gave meaning to my life.
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Old July-22nd-2005, 01:52 PM   #24
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I wasn't mad. FK'sO means Fidoh Kreplach's owner.
I wasn't mad either. I'm never mad. Actually I wonder how it feels to be mad.
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Old July-22nd-2005, 02:02 PM   #25
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