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Old August-2nd-2005, 10:36 AM   #1
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If you went to sleep at 26 and woke up at 52, what would you do?

What would you do if you went to sleep when you were 26 and woke up when you were 52 years old because you went into a coma?

All of your faculties are intact and you learn how to walk again? What would you do to catch up for lost time?
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Old August-2nd-2005, 10:41 AM   #2
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Old August-2nd-2005, 10:43 AM   #3
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What would you do if you went to sleep when you were 26 and woke up when you were 52 years old because you went into a coma?

All of your faculties are intact and you learn how to walk again? What would you do to catch up for lost time?
Find out who won the last 26 Stanley Cups.
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Old August-2nd-2005, 11:03 AM   #4
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Old August-2nd-2005, 11:21 AM   #5
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Old August-2nd-2005, 11:33 AM   #6
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Old August-2nd-2005, 11:35 AM   #7
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Old August-2nd-2005, 11:50 AM   #8
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Divide by 2.
ROTFLMAO!!! peter cherhes, you are the man!!



What else is there. Not a lot could be done, except hoping that someone had a minicam all this time and could play back all that you lost..............................

on the other hand, why would you want to know??

2005 is here, so you lost the last half of the 20th century and know one could even tell you, or for you to comprehend why we had such a lost presidency.
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Old August-2nd-2005, 12:12 PM   #9
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Probably take a nap.
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Old August-2nd-2005, 12:17 PM   #10
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Old August-2nd-2005, 12:18 PM   #11
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Old August-2nd-2005, 12:45 PM   #12
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You'd have the operation?
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Old August-2nd-2005, 12:58 PM   #13
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If you went to sleep at 26 and woke up at 52, what would you do?

When I was age 26, Ronnie Ray-gun was our president.

At 52, Little George the II will be our president.


Hm.






Has suicide been taken already....?
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Old August-2nd-2005, 01:17 PM   #14
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You'd have the operation?

Never occurred to me, but if I came out looking like that....
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Old August-2nd-2005, 06:51 PM   #15
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Old August-2nd-2005, 10:29 PM   #16
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Old August-2nd-2005, 10:36 PM   #17
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I think the question was "what would you do?" not "who would you do?"


Good choice, though.
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