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Old May-28th-2003, 09:04 PM   #1
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Should I change my name to Douchebaggio Rintintin?

I have no definite plans, but it's feeling like the right thing to do.
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Old May-28th-2003, 09:08 PM   #2
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Start signing your checks that way first; worry about the legalisms later.
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Old May-28th-2003, 09:08 PM   #3
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Did you consider Rin-tin Douchebaggio-tin?

Just wondering.
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Old May-28th-2003, 09:12 PM   #4
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Yawn. Think of something funnier before you post again.
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Old May-28th-2003, 09:15 PM   #5
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I take it back. You're a laugh riot.

(but seriously - try harder)
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Old May-28th-2003, 09:22 PM   #6
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Yeah, come to think of it Douchbaggio sounds a little bit like the trail I blazed with Battario Duracelli. Get off my coat tails, you fucking saint.
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Old May-28th-2003, 09:45 PM   #7
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Zamora don't know from Shinola.

But if you are really wanting to make a change...just DO it.


Just pick a handle that fits ;-)

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Old May-28th-2003, 09:58 PM   #8
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Yeah, come to think of it Douchbaggio sounds a little bit like the trail I blazed with Battario Duracelli.

That was you?? GOD. I miss Battario. Please ask him to say hello.

But then this is lil's thread. Yeah, lil, that'll work fine.


Viva Battario!!!!!
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Old May-28th-2003, 10:36 PM   #9
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thats what i call u
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Old May-28th-2003, 10:48 PM   #10
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That was you?? GOD. I miss Battario. Please ask him to say hello.
Battario is a registered member of Speakeasy. He can say hello!
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Old May-28th-2003, 11:16 PM   #11
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Old May-28th-2003, 11:17 PM   #12
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Old May-28th-2003, 11:45 PM   #13
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Viva Battario!!!!!
Hey, Battario! You ain't-a posted in a big, big while, but the people! They remember! They still-a keep you close-a to they hearts! You a star, Battario, just like-a in Hollywood!

Grazie! I a-love you all! I like-a kiss you bottoms if I a-could!
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Old May-29th-2003, 12:56 AM   #14
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You gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to externalize his own phonetic quirks.
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Old May-29th-2003, 02:18 AM   #15
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no, change it to Penis Vaginaman.
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Old May-29th-2003, 06:47 AM   #16
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I agree. "The Penis Vaginaman Dialogues" has a nice ring to it.
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Old May-29th-2003, 07:49 AM   #17
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I changed it to Penis Vaginaman during a trip to Italy, buy people seemed to have trouble pronouncing it and addressed me as "Douchebaggio"

In case anyone is on the fence, I should add the following about the pronunciation.

the 2nd and 3d syllable of my first name are pronounced "bah jee"

The 2nd syllable of the last name is the emphasized one.

Continental, doncha think?

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Old May-29th-2003, 07:49 AM   #18
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Penis Vaginaman can still be a nickname.
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Old May-29th-2003, 08:47 AM   #19
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It wouldn't really be that big a change from your given name, Stevebaggio Rin Douchetintin, would it?
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Old May-29th-2003, 09:56 AM   #20
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It was awfully thoughtful of Cherches to come up with avatar possibilities. (LOL)

I think Scamorza Scumbaggio has a more authentic Calabrian ring to it. Somebody ought to put out a wine called Scumbaggio di Scamorza, at very least.

Douchebaggio Kreplach?
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Old May-29th-2003, 02:57 PM   #21
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No thanks, I just ate.
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Old May-29th-2003, 03:06 PM   #22
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Old May-29th-2003, 03:46 PM   #23
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..."What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet..."

or, in the immortal words of Joe Williams, "If it feels good, it's supposed to, and if it doesn't, you're not doing it right."

I think Songscout would've nominated this thread for a silver thread award. I know it's given me the best laugh of this week...!!!
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Old May-29th-2003, 03:58 PM   #24
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Doc's suggestion of "Scumbaggio" reminds me of "scumjulio", as in the song me, jeff and nissman usedta sing in high school driving around (and sung together when the 3 of us got together for the first time in YEARS to ski together out west this year)

We're going to get some poon
We're going to get some poon
Hi-ho scumjulio
We're going to get some poon


Credit where credit is due:
1) Jeff was the one who started us singing it when we got in the car this winter
2)Nissman came up with "scumjulio" , which, of course, is the song's claim to greatness
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Old May-29th-2003, 04:00 PM   #25
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He also came up with "nippoon" for breast, which, like a great jazz solo is exactly right but unexpected at the same time.

Thank you.
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Old May-29th-2003, 04:41 PM   #26
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Have you concidered Smegmalicity Cunnilobulous?
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Old May-29th-2003, 04:44 PM   #27
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I have, but it sounds too close to the feared disease, Cunnilobulous Smegmalicity
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Old May-29th-2003, 04:52 PM   #28
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TheLil -

I just posted a SPAC thread at the Festivals area. I thought you might want to post there.

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Old May-29th-2003, 05:16 PM   #29
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Thanks (although I consider that bad taste on this thread)
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Old May-29th-2003, 05:18 PM   #30
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Have you concidered Smegmalicity Cunnilobulous?
..or possibly: RotoRooterio Analfistulioso ??


BTW: will your friends be able to call you "Douche"? ..since "Baggio" would be too close to the renowned late vibist ?

Howsomeever, I feel I should point out that you might infringing on the nom du smut of Durwood Douche ..composer of the infamous " Everybody's F***ing but Me" and other delights of the scatologically clever cabaret genre ?
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