Who is the Greatest Rock Band in History by Far?

[steve(thelil)]

Well. I know THIS list is remarkably inclusive, so just answer or I'll sexually abuse this turtle.

[moneyp]

I answered, I answered! Spare the turtle!

[steve(thelil)]

The turtle has at least a temporary reprieve.

Thanks for caring.

[Doc Martin]

Originally Posted by steve(thelil)

Well. I know THIS list is remarkably inclusive, so just answer or I'll sexually abuse this turtle.

Been there! You get sloppy seconds! Ha Ha.

[rollhead]

for a fuckin' saint you sure are a bastard.

[Boris Badenov]

Huey Lewis and the News. I take back what I said on that other thread.

[steve(thelil)]

Originally Posted by rollhead

for a fuckin' saint you sure are a bastard.

Watch it. I just felt up the turtle. And I'm not satisfied*.








* Although the current tie between the Jam and the DC5 confirms the validity of the poll.

[rollhead]

Just think. If you were the turtle, you could feel yourself up anytime you wanted -- out of the shell.

[Chris D]

Down in the tube station at midnight....

[Pete C]

Of the list, I answered The Bar-Kays. They are also very listened to.

[AntManBee]

Originally Posted by steve(thelil)

Well. I know THIS list is remarkably inclusive, so just answer or I'll sexually abuse this turtle.

With such an unusual devotion to turtles, why are The Turtles, Tortoise and John Fahey not on the list?

[steve(thelil)]

Originally Posted by AntManBee

With such an unusual devotion to turtles, why are The Turtles, Tortoise and John Fahey not on the list?

Been there, done them.

[rollhead]

Post-modern gerbilling -- done with a snapping turtle. and I thought the saint had his own fuckin' tail.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Given the general drift of the thread, I vote for the Butthole Surfers as the greatest perceived, both each and sheesh, individually collective Rock Band, in the lobby with Colonel Mustard and the candelabra. Together.

[scrotum boy]

Originally Posted by Squaredancecalling Steve

Given the general drift of the thread, I vote for the Butthole Surfers as the greatest perceived, both each and sheesh, individually collective Rock Band, in the lobby with Colonel Mustard and the candelabra. Together.

They were disqualified because I didn't know if they were surfers who happen to be buttholes or people who surf buttholes and I couldn't handle the ambiguity.

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by steve(thelil)

...just answer or I'll sexually abuse this turtle.

Hit it, fellas!

Imagine me and you
I do!
I think about you day and night
It isn't right
To think about (thelil) you love
Who isn't bright.
So happy together

If I should call you up
invest a dime
And you say you belong to me
they'll tap the line.
Imagine what the rap would be
How high the fine!
So happy together

I can't see me shovin' nobody but you
right up my [censored]

Imagine me and you and you and me
No matter where you place the mice, it has to be
The only one for me is you, and you for me
So happy together

So happy together

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Those Turtles deserve to be abused!

[Chris D]

They only want to be with you.

[scrotum boy]

I think they're swell: They're my pride and joy, etcetera

[GoodSpeak]

Um...Led Zepplin?

[Dr Dave]

I am boycotting this poll until the true Greatest Rock Band In History by Far is included. I know Col. Bruce Hampton. Col. Bruce Hampton is a friend of mine. You're no Col. Bruce Hampton.

[RedJazz]

I'd go with Chuch Berry when he had Johnny Johnson on piano, though I'm partial to saxes and given that I'd also go with Little Richard and give him the edge over Fats Domino.

[RedJazz]

How about 101 Strings Plays the Blues?

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Or The Osmonds' 'Homage To Howlin' Wolf'.

[gonzo]

the who
the allman brothers w/duane
santana

[Gentle Giant]

Since the Kinks aren't on the list, The Jam is the next best thing.

[steve(thelil)]

It's either Mojo Nixon (and Skid Roper) or Root Boy Slim and the Sex Change Band, both of whom did previously unthinkable things by combining the Disco Tex and the Sexolettes and Dr Hook and the Medicine Show templates

[Gentle Giant]

Since the Kinks aren't on the list, the Hives are the next best thing.

[craigz]

Mott The Hoople.

[Milstead]

Your list of nominees is incomplete without Huey Lewis and the News.