My jabs work on fat-bottomed girls

[rollhead]

I don't care what they say, MY jabs work very well on fat bottomed girls. They all tell me that!!

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[Gentle Giant]

You just need the right equipment.

[rollhead]

Big Legged Woman
by
Charlie Musselwhite
recording of 1995
from
Nothin' But the Blues: Louisana Fog (Delta 17060)
I love ya chilled, and I love ya chopped
I love ya better, it's so hard now to stop
Big legged woman, with the short, short mini skirt
Promise me darlin', never make me feel like this
I love ya hips, and I love ya thighs
I love ya baby now, you my heart desires
Big legged woman, with the short, short mini skirt
Promise me darlin', never make me feel like this
Ashes to ashes, and dust to dust
You mess with my woman, I'm gonna hush your fuss
Big legged woman, with the short, short mini skirt
Promise me darlin', never make me feel like this
Rustle up your feathers, and curl up your tail
I'm gettin' somethin', if I have to go to jail
Big legged woman, with the short, short mini skirt
Promise me darlin', never make me feel like this
Little red rooster, told the little brown hen
I ain't had none, since god knows when
Big legged woman, with the short, short mini skirt
Promise me darlin', never make me feel like this
I'll love you nights, and I'll love you days
I'll love you baby, every kinda way
Big legged woman, with the short, short mini skirt
Promise me darlin', never make me feel like this.
I love a big legged woman
I love a big legged woman
I love a big legged woman
All night long
All night long
All night long
Girl is alright
Girl is alright
Girl is alright
I love a big legged woman
I love a big legged woman

[Doc Martin]

That's nothing!

[clinthopson]

That reminds me, I gotta go get my flu shot.

[patricia]

The first thing that occurred to me when I read about the difficulty of administering a butt injection to a person with a generously proportioned behind was this. The needle with which an amniocentisis is done is so long that it has it's own room. I remember being mega-impressed with it's presence in the room when I had to have the procedure. Why not modify it to accomodate those whose buttocks threaten to block the sun??
Bubble-butted folks should not be prevented from being protected from life-threatening disease for the want of a long enough needle.

We can send a man to the moon..............................

[chuckyd4]

They make the rockin' world go 'round.

[bruce massey]

Originally Posted by Doc Martin

That's nothing!

People don't understand how bloody dangerous hippos are. Ain't no bubble butt, they are bad mother...

hush your mouth!

[patricia]

In light of the discussion moving to hippos, why not use a modification of whatever needle zoos use to administer shots to them, or elephants, or those other generously proportioned mammals? Good Lord. Surely it's not that big a jump from a regular-sized hypodermic needle to one that is a few inches longer??

[bruce massey]

Oh yeah Patricia, that'll go over big....

Okay, drop your pants..HOLY SHIT!

Nurse, get the fuckin Hippo needle for lard ass here!!!!

[Scott Dolan]

I'm feeling a bit queasy...............

[bruce massey]

Just lookin at that ass makes my knees ache!

[patricia]

Originally Posted by bruce massey

Oh yeah Patricia, that'll go over big....

Okay, drop your pants..HOLY SHIT!

Nurse, get the fuckin Hippo needle for lard ass here!!!!

Well Bruce, I don't know what they teach your doctors in your fancy doctorin' schools, but in Canada, our doctors are taught how to apply tact in a delicate situation such as this.
They might say, for example, "Our more voluptuous patients are not so responsive to treatment that just barely treats the surface of their skin.
We find that in very special cases, such as yours, this very effective 'deep treatment device', delivers the medication directly into the problem site.
You may feel some temperary pressure or discomfort. Nurse?" [he then with both hands grasps the super-size needle and proceeds].

There you go.

[bruce massey]

Sounds like a porn script to me Patricia

[HenryMc]

Oh but do you use the word "You'll just feel a little prick'? when you administer them Rolly?

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by HenryMc

Oh but do you use the word "You'll just feel a little prick'? when you administer them Rolly?

Everyone here knows I am a BIG prick.

[rollhead]

Now, this is what I am talking about!

[patricia]

Originally Posted by bruce massey

Sounds like a porn script to me Patricia

I think it's about time that there WERE scripts for porn.
Perhaps a new career direction for me. That earlier sample, of course, would just be a couple of lines from the first draft.

[rollhead]

Assume the position, Angela!

[patricia]

May I respectfully suggest that you are veering off the subject of the thread, Jeff?
The subject is not porn, per se, or an excuse to post pictures of gorgeous babes, but the difficulty of administering a necessary flu injection to a person of rearus giganticus, of which this lady is clearly not an example.
Angelina, though admittedly lovely, does not have particularly large buttocks.
A medical person intent on administering a life-saving flu shot would have no difficulty doing so in order to prevent Ms Jolie from suffering the effects of influenza.
Surely you could find a more illustrative example of the walking away view of a truly voluptuously endowed lady who is living in fear that she may not be protected from the deadly flu virus, should her physician not have an appropriate medical device to inject the life-giving elixer?
This is a delicate and a serious problem and sneaking in a gratuitous photo of a lady who is not going to encounter difficulties is frivolous, don't you think?

[Scott Dolan]

Originally Posted by rollhead

Everyone here knows I am a BIG prick.

But not in a physical sense.

[Gary Sisco]

Built for comfort,
not for speed.

[rollhead]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

But not in a phythical sense.

You know I don't understand it when you lisp.

[Noj]

[clinthopson]

There's a fundamental issue here.

[patricia]

Originally Posted by clinthopson

There's a fundamental issue here.

And in your view, my dear Clint, that fundamental issue is................??
Being able to cut to the basic core of a dilemma is what I have always admired about you.
Just how generously proportioned need a set of buttocks be in order to present an insurmountable problem to the practicioners of the medical arts?
Do moderately full-figured ladies, and merely portly gentlemen need to worry that their doctors will recoil at the sheer enormity of the task?

[clinthopson]

fundament, my dear

[patricia]

Originally Posted by clinthopson

fundament, my dear

At the risk of betraying my total lack of knowledge of medical terms, what is a fundament?
I think that this is a serious problem which requires a serious solution.
Although I take Bruce's point [so to speak] about the difficulty of suggesting the use of a giant zoo needle to administer a flu shot, it wouldn't be the first time that an undignified solution has needed a tactful introduction. Perhaps the doctors who have, from time to time, had to weigh their more lavishly designed patients on a truck scale, due to their lugging around more heft than the standard scale can measure, may have a few constructive suggestions.

[clinthopson]

My darling patricia, I am surprised that you have never heard of the nether regions described as "fundament."

And here I though I was being oh so clever.

[patricia]

Originally Posted by clinthopson

My darling patricia, I am surprised that you have never heard of the nether regions described as "fundament."

And here I though I was being oh so clever.

My humblest apologies, my dearest Clint.
I blush to admit that I did not consult a chart of the feminine anatomy, but rather, a common dictionary and I am most ashamed.
You were indeed being clever and accurate while I was remiss.
Forgive me?