December-1st-2005, 01:47 PM
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Woody Allen, Richard Pryor & Sarah Silverman...
all have birthdays today.
Woody is 70, Richard 65, and Sarah 35.
Somebody get me an astrologer 
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December-1st-2005, 01:51 PM
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Woody Allen, Richard Pryor & Sarah Silverman...
...walk into a bar.
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December-1st-2005, 02:02 PM
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and Woody says "Hi Sarah, I'm Woody" . Pryor says "and I'd have one if I still could" and Sarah says: "A Jew and a Black. I found both of your semen in my dead Grandmother's vagina"
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December-1st-2005, 02:07 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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An old Jew, and old black guy and a young j.a.p. walk into a bar. . .
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Stand clear of the doors
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December-1st-2005, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by clinthopson
An old Jew, and old black guy and a young j.a.p. walk into a bar. . .
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and only receive superficial head wounds.
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December-1st-2005, 05:29 PM
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They do make a nice dysfunctional-family triptych. It sort of looks like Richard is being tormented by the kvetching voices inside his head.
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December-1st-2005, 08:36 PM
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Next year....
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Hm.
I hope you are aware that Pryor has MS.
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December-2nd-2005, 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by blawless
They do make a nice dysfunctional-family triptych. It sort of looks like Richard is being tormented by the kvetching voices inside his head.
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nice pics!
source?
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December-2nd-2005, 09:05 AM
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Columnated ruins domino
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Originally Posted by scrotum boy
and Woody says "Hi Sarah, I'm Woody" . Pryor says "and I'd have one if I still could" and Sarah says: "A Jew and a Black. I found both of your semen in my dead Grandmother's vagina"
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Highly unrealistic. Silverman would never use the word "vagina" (and neither would Pryor!).
I can imagine a little menage a trois, but where would Woody's clarinet go?
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December-2nd-2005, 10:18 AM
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...when they finish, they gather together in front of the talent agent and go "Ta Daaa!!!" And the talent agent looks at them and asks, "What's the name of your act?"...
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December-2nd-2005, 10:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Gentle Giant
Highly unrealistic. Silverman would never use the word "vagina" (and neither would Pryor!).
I can imagine a little menage a trois, but where would Woody's clarinet go?
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The Silverman line (including "vagina") is pretty much an exact quote from her movie.
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December-2nd-2005, 10:26 AM
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Six decades
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Originally Posted by Gentle Giant
Highly unrealistic. Silverman would never use the word "vagina"
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Have you ever seen her real act? She would, and she does.
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December-2nd-2005, 11:28 AM
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December-2nd-2005, 01:54 PM
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Columnated ruins domino
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Originally Posted by Chris D
Have you ever seen her real act? She would, and she does.
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I confess I haven't, but she's getting so much press and everything I've read suggested to me that her language veered more to the slang side of the street. But i like the idea of making "straight" language dirty.
I do know one line of hers: "So here I am licking jelly off my boyfriend's penis [actually, that should have tipped me off - GG] and I'm thinking, 'Oh, God, I'm turning into my mother!'"
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