Favourite Bumperstickers: "Drop Bush Not Bombs" (On Dyke Mobile)

Cem · June-7th-2003, 09:53 PM

I'm in need of some good humour to get me out of this funk induced by too many bad news, so how's about some favourite bumpersticker humour?!

"Drop Bush Not Bombs"

I guess this slogan's been around a while, but living in the cave that I do, in the sleepy town that I live in, I'd never seen it before, I don't think. But seeing the sticker on a vehicle driven by a lesbian, put the hugest grin on my face. Love that double entendre.

Other faves from my fading memory (for obvious reasons) of my Deadhead days:

"Acid rain: Too bad it's not what it sounds like"
"Eat, drink and see Jerry"

& of course

"Who are the Grateful Dead and why do they keep following me?"

TheloniousFunk · June-8th-2003, 04:09 PM

"Flying Saucers are Real
The Government Doesn't Exist"

Steve Reynolds · June-8th-2003, 04:14 PM

real riot

real original

duh

Gordon B · June-8th-2003, 04:40 PM

This one I saw recently was rather catchy,

Pro Choice
Pro Life
Pro Football

Another one I saw just the other day was from a car with a US Marines license plate.

Only God can judge Osama Bin Laden
Let's help him make the appointment.

June-8th-2003, 06:36 PM

My all time favorite:

Humpty was pushed!

Although Gordons

'Only God can judge Osama Bin Laden
Let's help him make the appointment.'

is now running a close second.

Cem · June-9th-2003, 01:23 AM

"I wonder what it would be like to live during the rise of a civilization?"

Ron Thorne · June-9th-2003, 02:57 AM

Keeping with the theme of the thread:

By the way, I'm somewhat encouraged to learn that the 2nd bumper sticker is SOLD OUT, and difficult to keep in stock.

shrugs · June-9th-2003, 08:07 AM

To counter all the ridiculous "Heritage Not Hate" confederate wannabe bumpersticksers there's one with a rebel flag that has a circle and a line through it that says "You Lost, Get Over It!"

Tanager · June-9th-2003, 08:23 AM

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Originally posted by shrugs
To counter all the ridiculous "Heritage Not Hate" confederate wannabe bumpersticksers there's one with a rebel flag that has a circle and a line through it that says "You Lost, Get Over It!"

Don't even get me started, man. If I never see another confederate flag again, it will be too soon for me.

Monte Smith · June-9th-2003, 09:41 AM

For some reason, I have been seeing a lot of bumperstickers that say:

"Discourage Inbreeding, Ban Country Music."

Which makes me wonder: Can't We All Get Along?

GoodSpeak · June-9th-2003, 04:39 PM

Hang Up And DRIVE

Jesus: Protect Me From Your Followers

Vote Republican: It's Easier Than Thinking

Friends Don't Let Friends Vote Republican

moneyp · June-9th-2003, 04:42 PM

All-time favorite:

"I've found Jesus! ... I've Got Him In The Trunk!"

GoodSpeak · June-9th-2003, 04:44 PM

Jesus Saves/Moses Invests

June-9th-2003, 04:47 PM

Best Jesus one I ever saw:

Jesus is coming, look busy!

Noj · June-9th-2003, 04:50 PM

There are these irritating ones parents put on their bumpers that brag about kids at their schools: "My Child Is An Honor Student At Blah Blah Blah"

Great rebuttals:

"My Child Skateboards Better Than Your Honor Student"

"My Child Beat Up Your Honor Student"

clinthopson · June-9th-2003, 05:01 PM

"Chicago Cubs - World Champions 1908"

Dr Dave · June-9th-2003, 05:05 PM

"Let's Not Elect Bush Again in '04!"

Boston specials:

"If You Don't Like The Way I Drive, Get Off The Sidewalk"

"So Many Pedestrians, So Little Time."

moneyp · June-9th-2003, 09:00 PM

Okay, I take it back. This is the best:

"Jesus Saves.... Gretsky Gets The Rebound, SCORES!"

GoodSpeak · June-9th-2003, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by Scott Dolan
Best Jesus one I ever saw:

Jesus is coming, look busy!

I've seen that one, too.

I swear, I laughed 'til I cried ;-)

shrugs · June-10th-2003, 09:11 AM

from the Edwin Edwards vs. David Duke campaign:

Vote for the Crook. It's Important.

shrugs · June-10th-2003, 09:15 AM

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Originally posted by Sageadrift
***And my favorite:

"Ban clearcutting? Try wiping your ass with plastic toilet paper!"

Funny but I guess they don't know about recycled paper up in Maine.

BFrank · October-6th-2003, 01:58 AM

Saw one the other day that made me do a double-take:

Bush/Cheney - America's Second Choice

Ron Thorne · October-6th-2003, 02:51 AM

Don't interrupt me, can't you see I am talking to myself?

And, in Alaska, where we have lots of dog teams and mushers ...

Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes!

And a few very clever ones from a woman's perspective:

GINGER ROGERS DID EVERYTHING FRED ASTAIRE DID, BUT SHE DID IT BACKWARDS AND IN HIGH HEELS

I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE

BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF