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Old June-9th-2003, 08:11 PM   #1
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I'm posting with one hand up my butt.

To those of you who think this is incredibly old and tired, I would point out that it's my other hand this time.

Thank you.
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Old June-9th-2003, 08:14 PM   #2
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One of the features of the new board is that you can attach pics. Don't.
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Old June-9th-2003, 08:17 PM   #3
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I won't. And won't be blamed for it if someone does (and I hope someone does)
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Old June-9th-2003, 08:47 PM   #4
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Not exactly depictive of our good friend Steve's latest publicity stunt, but after all the senseless bullshit that I have been bombarded with recently, I thought this pic was appropiate. And besides, it can be used for the amusement of any and all sides.
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Old June-9th-2003, 09:15 PM   #5
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"I'm posting with one hand up my butt. "


Wow.


How does he do that?
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Old June-9th-2003, 10:06 PM   #6
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...must be numb right about now...
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Old June-9th-2003, 10:20 PM   #7
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I'm comforted by the fact that whatever sad fate eventually befalls thelil, at least he'll always have one hand up his butt.
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Old June-9th-2003, 10:32 PM   #8
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Nez.
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Old June-10th-2003, 01:35 AM   #9
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Yeah, it's old and tired, but I'm glad to learn that you've switched hands, (thelil).

Hey Doc, is that guy in your avatar sneezing?
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Old June-10th-2003, 03:21 AM   #10
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SEE??????!!!!!!
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Old June-10th-2003, 07:48 AM   #11
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mevrehah, nez indeed
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Old June-10th-2003, 11:40 AM   #12
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It's nice to see the great old ones making comebacks.

Rodents anyone?
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Old June-10th-2003, 01:25 PM   #13
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Cool avatar, Clint ;-)

Cuban?
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Old June-10th-2003, 02:25 PM   #14
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Handmade Mexican.

Brought me to my knees!
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Old June-10th-2003, 02:28 PM   #15
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While you were on your knees, was there a hand up your butt?

Sorry. I find it ridiculously easy to get into the spirit of thelil's threads.
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Old June-10th-2003, 03:25 PM   #16
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In San Francisco, a hand is considered minor league. To even begin to be taken seriously you have to get a fist up your butt. The heavyweights get two fists up their butts, and the champs manage two fists and one or more minor appliances.
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Old June-10th-2003, 04:40 PM   #17
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This could turn ugly, or into a Crisco® thread ... or both!

Hey, Doc, why is that guy in your avatar sneezing? Does he have a cold?

Imagine what it must feel like to sneeze with a hand up your butt.

Yeow!
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Old June-10th-2003, 04:50 PM   #18
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Angry

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You can prove NOTHING!!!! ;p

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Old June-10th-2003, 05:05 PM   #19
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He may be sneezing. He may be protecting himself from SARS. He may be preparing to make a rude gesture. He may be whispering. We report, you decide!

I might point out that when you have your hand up your butt long enough that it becomes numb, then, since you can't feel it, you can pretend it's someone else's hand.
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Old June-10th-2003, 05:07 PM   #20
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And there is always the threat of infection as well..........
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Old June-10th-2003, 05:36 PM   #21
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Bit late for that, I would think.
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Old June-10th-2003, 08:31 PM   #22
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It's Never too late for Infection!!! (That's my motto)

Sure, squaredancer, in Sanfran a fist is a bare minimum, but I was posting and didn't wanna wake the gerbils.

Plus Doc, if you sit real still your inner tush falls asleep and you can also pretend it's someone else's butt.

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Old June-10th-2003, 10:16 PM   #23
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Plus Doc, if you sit real still you 're inner tush falls asleep and you can also pretend it's someone else's butt.
See, there are always new variations to pursue. You have made the "I'm posting with one hand up my butt" genre new again! I wonder if taking it up the butt will soon be referred to as "seeking your inner tush."
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Old June-11th-2003, 03:07 PM   #24
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In thelil's prime, he could post with both hands up his butt.

It is sad to watch your God get old.
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Old June-11th-2003, 03:11 PM   #25
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Goddammit, back in my day we could post with both hands, one foot, and a wandering band of minstrels stuffed up our asses! You youngsters have it easy!
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Old June-11th-2003, 03:28 PM   #26
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Yeah, and the minstrels never stopped playing, and didn't even take off their hats!
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Old June-11th-2003, 03:46 PM   #27
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ROTFL (WMHUMA, of course)!
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Old June-11th-2003, 03:48 PM   #28
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Yeah, and the minstrels never stopped playing, and didn't even take off their hats!
You got hats? Hell, the ones we had wore those spikey WWI German helmets!
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Old June-11th-2003, 04:04 PM   #29
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You old folks are obviously quite disturbed. But my question is, Tanager, whats up with your avatar? Looks pretty rough.

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Old June-11th-2003, 04:26 PM   #30
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Scott, I think this avatar will work better.
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