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Old June-12th-2003, 12:03 PM   #1
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I'm posting with both hands up my butt

I went back to the I'm posting with one hand up my butt thread and realized that my act was really getting repetitive and moronic.

So I'm posting with both hands up my butt and I'm happy to announce the unexpected news. I know that this will trigger previously unimaginable responses.

Thank you.
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Old June-12th-2003, 12:09 PM   #2
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When you post with only one hand up your butt, does that mean your are depressed?
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Old June-12th-2003, 12:11 PM   #3
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Nah, just lazy.


Or, from an artistic point of view, minimalist.
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Old June-12th-2003, 12:19 PM   #4
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Do you give lessons?
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Old June-12th-2003, 12:50 PM   #5
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I think you have WAY too much spare time on your hands.
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Old June-12th-2003, 12:55 PM   #6
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I think you have WAY too much spare time on your hands.
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Old June-12th-2003, 12:57 PM   #7
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Only the agile, who move about this earth with greatest efficiency, could have so much spare time in the first place. A yogi should know this.
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Old June-12th-2003, 02:07 PM   #8
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Time with hands up one's butt is not spare time.


It's quality time with my family.
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Old December-13th-2004, 09:35 PM   #9
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Old December-13th-2004, 10:39 PM   #10
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Old December-14th-2004, 08:30 AM   #11
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So I assume that you type with your toes. Unless, that is, you're using your....uh oh, undesirable mental image coming on! Abort! Abort!
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Old December-14th-2004, 09:07 AM   #12
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I went back to the I'm posting with one hand up my butt thread and realized that my act was really getting repetitive and moronic.

So I'm posting with both hands up my butt and I'm happy to announce the unexpected news. I know that this will trigger previously unimaginable responses.

Thank you.
Have you tried posting with both hands........and your head up your butt!
Just a thought.
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Old December-14th-2004, 11:23 AM   #13
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Have you tried posting with both hands........and your head up your butt!
Just a thought.
And you can say hello to your gerbil whilst you're there.
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Old December-14th-2004, 01:44 PM   #14
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Good suggestions.

My gerbil wishes you all a very happy and joyous Hibernatious (his favorite holiday)
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