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Old June-16th-2003, 01:00 PM   #1
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Twilight Alley

This thread is for pretending that you are the last one left alive in the Alley.


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Old June-16th-2003, 01:05 PM   #2
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:06 PM   #3
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Cool, I can finally post peanut butter threads in Speak Out!!
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:07 PM   #4
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My current reality is post-post-peanut-butter. Why am I still alive?
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:10 PM   #5
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I'm Charleton Heston and y'all are those really really white zombies from "The Omega Man".

It helps that y'all, for the most part, are really really white.
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:11 PM   #6
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Hey, you guys, check out Larry Nagel's NHL thread from the thread menu that he started 2 hours ago

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HA HA HA. Do you think that's a record???? It's a damn hard one to beat. I bet you a pb&j and clogs that you couldn't deliberately create a thread that receive a poorer response.
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:13 PM   #7
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That's some fucked up shit, Tippy. Why you gotta be like that with Larry?

That is kinda lame, though. Larry must really suck as a human being.


Anyway, maybe nobody posts there because there's no one left in Speakeasy.
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:16 PM   #8
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Ooops, I didn't mean anything against Larry. Honest. I was laughing at the response for NHL.
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:17 PM   #9
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Hey, you guys, check out Larry Nagel's NHL thread from the thread menu that he started 2 hours ago

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Years ago I invited a woman I worked with to see a Shakespeare play with me in Sonoma, and she replied, "Shakespeare? That's even less popular than hockey."


I knew right then that she was the one. NOT!
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Old June-16th-2003, 01:22 PM   #10
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hee hee. It's a good one-liner (certainly better than Shakespeare, Schmakespeare) but not romantic, no, not at all.
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Old June-16th-2003, 02:10 PM   #11
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The Twilight Alley. Yeah, I could definitely skulk around here as the last surviving poster at Jazz Corner. It's probably bound to happen anyway.
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Old June-16th-2003, 02:31 PM   #12
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I see no people.
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Old June-16th-2003, 03:37 PM   #13
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I guess I can say this now that nobody's around. HA HA HA.

I just fought with goody because I hate it when someone's always right.
Plus which, I don't even like music.
Or beer.
Or wine.
Or basketball.

And I actually voted for Bush.


HA HA HA HA.



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Old June-16th-2003, 03:39 PM   #14
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Old June-16th-2003, 03:48 PM   #15
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I cant wait till Friday ..that's the day we get Soylent Green peanut butter ..


..with retsin ...
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Old June-16th-2003, 04:01 PM   #16
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Is this like that movie 'Night Of The Comet'?

Now I can toss off that phony name and post as myself.

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Old June-17th-2003, 10:02 AM   #17
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The NHL is the jazz version of sports. Nobody pays attention to it, but it's 250,000 times better than everything else.

By the way, I do suck as a human being. Ask anyone who knows me.

Changing it up with an off speed pitch,
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Old June-17th-2003, 10:29 AM   #18
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Wow, since everyone's gone, lemme crank up the Debbie Gibson tunes and rock out.
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Old June-17th-2003, 10:40 AM   #19
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Time to start the curling offseason thread.
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Old June-17th-2003, 10:43 AM   #20
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Wow, since everyone's gone, lemme crank up the Debbie Gibson tunes and rock out.
Hey, nobody was stopping you before. I mean, where would we be without "Shake Your Love"?
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Old June-17th-2003, 11:07 AM   #21
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Old June-17th-2003, 11:10 AM   #22
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I'm so hungry. What I wouldn't give for a Purple Haze Prairie Dog with Monkey Pox.
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Old June-17th-2003, 11:19 AM   #23
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At last. I can finally take these god damned clothes off!.........


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Old June-17th-2003, 11:25 AM   #24
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Tv Pal, Keith Slow, Tv Pal, Keith Slow, Tv Pal, Keith Slow, Tv Pal, Keith Slow......

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Old June-17th-2003, 01:06 PM   #25
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That toilet looks okay but in order to drink out of that water fountain you have to get on your knees!....................
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Old June-17th-2003, 01:28 PM   #27
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Jimmy, you look plenty agile...

by the way, what moisturizer do you use? Your skin looks FANTASTIC.
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Old June-17th-2003, 01:30 PM   #28
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I'm gonna turn this into a Lita Ford tribute site...haaaaaaaahhhhahhhahahahah!!

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Old June-17th-2003, 01:34 PM   #29
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