Tomorrow's outrage by Bush

Gordon B · February-15th-2006, 06:32 PM

Expires at midnight.

Scott Dolan · February-15th-2006, 06:43 PM

He'll launch an air attack over the Balkans without approval from Congress.

Scott Dolan · February-15th-2006, 06:44 PM

No, wait.

bluenoter · February-15th-2006, 06:54 PM

He'll wake up and spend another day as preznit.

john williams · February-15th-2006, 06:59 PM

He'll wake up!

Noj · February-15th-2006, 07:21 PM

Hey, our government tried to impeach the dummy that pulled that Balkans crapola (just not for that reason, but for really stupid ones instead).

So, let's go ahead and impeach Alfred E. Bush for being the most dishonest, wasteful, and embarrassing president of my short lifetime! A perpetual liar who doctors evidence and takes advantage of a grief-stricken nation to start a war without provocation, resulting in the deaths of 1000s. The man who has led us backward from the important environmental protections we are supposed to be leading the world toward and conceals the legislation under misleading names. The quasi-fascist who would have us sacrifice our own freedoms under the guise of capturing those who threaten freedom. The WORST speaker in the history of the Oval Office. The administration that does more for corporate interests and the richest of the rich and less for the common American than any truly patriotic American should tolerate.

When will those who defend Republicans realize that referencing similar Democrat errors does not justify the wrongdoing of Republicans? It isn't a logical argument. It does not support the greater good.

frank m · February-15th-2006, 08:00 PM

But what do you really think.

No kidding, man, you hit it on the head and I agree with every word.

john williams · February-15th-2006, 08:07 PM

Yes, I'm with Noj too.

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The quasi-fascist who would have us sacrifice our own freedoms under the guise of capturing those who threaten freedom.

This is always an early warning sign of serious trouble for any state. The biggest threat to our freedom is from those who say their protecting it. Unfortunately, Australia follows suit and has recently introduced a sedition clause into our anti-terror laws effectively limiting our freedom of speech.

patricia · February-15th-2006, 08:12 PM

And thanks to the resounding victory in the Presidential Election in '04, this is the gang who will be in the Big House for three more years.

Gordon B · February-15th-2006, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Noj

So, let's go ahead and impeach Alfred E. Bush for being the most dishonest, wasteful, and embarrassing president of my short lifetime!

I was sure that you were more than five years old. Oh Well.

shrugs · February-15th-2006, 08:47 PM

He'll bring french's yellow mustard into a kosher deli.

Scott Dolan · February-15th-2006, 08:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Gordo

I was sure that you were more than five years old. Oh Well.

Hahahaha................

Who needs Monte?

Monte Smith · February-15th-2006, 09:43 PM

It''ll be interesting to see what tomorrow's outrage actually is. I'm guessing he will say something about the Cheney gun mishap or Palestine or Danish cartoons or healthcare or taxes. And once we have his words, we'll be able to figure out why what George Bush said was the most inappropriate thing to say in this world at that moment. It'll either be glib or awkward or misleading or strangely revealing of his whole misbegotten presidency. But anyway, I'm predicting Bush's mouth as tomorrow's perp.

Gordon B · February-15th-2006, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Monte Smith

It''ll be interesting to see what tomorrow's outrage actually is. I'm guessing he will say something about the Cheney gun mishap or Palestine or Danish cartoons or healthcare or taxes. And once we have his words, we'll be able to figure out why what George Bush said was the most inappropriate thing to say in this world at that moment. It'll either be glib or awkward or misleading or strangely revealing of his whole misbegotten presidency. But anyway, I'm predicting Bush's mouth as tomorrow's perp.

No matter what he says tomorrow, it can't be as obnoxious as Al Gore toading to the Saudis on their home turf a few days ago.

crawjo · February-15th-2006, 10:47 PM

He will wake up in the morning, go to the slave quarters, and have sex with one of his slaves.

Oh wait, that's Jefferson.

Okay, he'll wake up in the morning, meet with his advisors, and decide to use the CIA to stage a coup to oust an elected leader in Guatemala. 200,000 people will die in the aftermath.

Oh wait, that's Eisenhower.

Okay, he'll wake up in the morning, send federal troops to a state legislature to shut it down, and then suspend the writ of habeus corpus.

Damn, that's Lincoln.

Oh, I got it, he'll wake up in the morning and throw a few hundred thousand Japanese-Americans in internment camps.

Damn, that's FDR.

He'll wake up in the morning, have a cup of coffee, and then re-segregate the federal government.

Nope, that's Wilson.

Ah, I got it. He'll wake up in the morning, and spread freedom and democracy throughout the Middle East. He'll also cut taxes, reform Medicare, give money to help the AIDS crisis in Africa, cure a hundred lepers, grant a dying boy his final wish, end poverty, hunger, and racism for all time, and then he'll take a nap. When he gets up from his nap, he will do a line of coke off the breasts of a hooker, and then knife-rape a retarded nun.

Scott Dolan · February-15th-2006, 11:10 PM

Oh my!!!

*Mo runs for cover, for the fallout is about to begin*

patricia · February-15th-2006, 11:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Face of the Bass

He will wake up in the morning, go to the slave quarters, and have sex with one of his slaves.

Oh wait, that's Jefferson.

Okay, he'll wake up in the morning, meet with his advisors, and decide to use the CIA to stage a coup to oust an elected leader in Guatemala. 200,000 people will die in the aftermath.

Oh wait, that's Eisenhower.

Okay, he'll wake up in the morning, send federal troops to a state legislature to shut it down, and then suspend the writ of habeus corpus.

Damn, that's Lincoln.

Oh, I got it, he'll wake up in the morning and throw a few hundred thousand Japanese-Americans in internment camps.

Damn, that's FDR.

He'll wake up in the morning, have a cup of coffee, and then re-segregate the federal government.

Nope, that's Wilson.

Ah, I got it. He'll wake up in the morning, and spread freedom and democracy throughout the Middle East. He'll also cut taxes, reform Medicare, give money to help the AIDS crisis in Africa, cure a hundred lepers, grant a dying boy his final wish, end poverty, hunger, and racism for all time, and then he'll take a nap. When he gets up from his nap, he will do a line of coke off the breasts of a hooker, and then knife-rape a retarded nun.

And meanwhile, in an undisclosed location, I will be appointed global czar.
It will henceforth be illegal to use the office of President to bitch-slap a despot, using the military, for attempting to kill a sitting President's father, in a former administration in which Dad was President.

When I am czar, settling personal scores and toadying to rich friends using the public purse will be punishable by re-establishing the tradition of confining said offenders to stocks in the public square, without trial, for an indeterminate time.

crawjo · February-15th-2006, 11:50 PM

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Originally Posted by patricia

And meanwhile, in an undisclosed location, I will be appointed global czar.
It will henceforth be illegal to use the office of President to bitch-slap a despot, using the military, for attempting to kill a sitting President's father, in a former administration in which Dad was President.

When I am czar, settling personal scores and toadying to rich friends using the public purse will be punishable by re-establishing the tradition of confining said offenders to stocks in the public square, without trial, for an indeterminate time.

You would make an excellent dictator, Patricia.

Scott Dolan · February-15th-2006, 11:59 PM

Agreed.

She has all the incoherent lunacy that makes them "great".

crawjo · February-16th-2006, 12:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

Agreed.

She has all the incoherent lunacy that makes them "great".

Come to think of it, you'd make a nice dictator too.

patricia · February-16th-2006, 12:12 AM

Thank you both.
In anticipation of my coronation, I am in the process of choosing a large, yet tasteful ring to wear for such ceremonial occasions.
No one will be compelled to kiss my ring, but bowing and curseying would be a nice gesture.
Once I am settled into my office, I will establish tithing in place of taxes.
Of course, voluntary gifts will be accepted, if the gift does not exceed the bounds of reason, not yet established.

bluenoter · February-16th-2006, 12:42 AM

Patricia, make Bush pay lifelong restitution to the retarded nun, donate heavily to her convent and the Special Olympics, and take a Men Against Violence class.

patricia · February-16th-2006, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

Patricia, make Bush pay lifelong restitution to the retarded nun, donate heavily to her convent and the Special Olympics, and take a Men Against Violence class.

As good as done. I'll have my lackey make a note.
I also have Bush down for remedial English and reading comprehension classes, which I believe could be helpful.

bluenoter · February-16th-2006, 01:46 AM

Thank you, Patricia.

You know, the thing about going for a cutesy punchline like the one in #15
is that for anyone who cares about women's lives, it can never be over-the-top enough.

Click on the image for a list of resources for men.

patricia · February-16th-2006, 05:24 AM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

Thank you, Patricia.

You know, the thing about going for a cutesy punchline like the one in #15
is that for anyone who cares about women's lives, it can never be over-the-top enough.

Click on the image for a list of resources for men.

You're welcome. And you're right.

Brian Olewnick · February-16th-2006, 08:47 AM

It's 8:50 AM EST. Has the outrage been perpetrated yet?

Monte Smith · February-16th-2006, 08:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Brian Olewnick

It's 8:50 AM EST. Has the outrage been perpetrated yet?

I'm sure it has. What a cover up!

Scott Dolan · February-16th-2006, 10:14 AM

Jesus, these bastards will stop at nothing!

Root Doctor · February-16th-2006, 10:19 AM

How about a Bush achievement of the day, other than forcing Vice President Fudd into the public eye?

crawjo · February-16th-2006, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by bluenoter

Thank you, Patricia.

You know, the thing about going for a cutesy punchline like the one in #15
is that for anyone who cares about women's lives, it can never be over-the-top enough.

Click on the image for a list of resources for men.

Fortunately, I don't care about women's lives, so I'm all set.