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Old June-14th-2006, 09:24 AM   #1
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The Rise and Fall of the Boner Threads?

Have they shriveled up for good?
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Old June-14th-2006, 11:08 AM   #2
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Alas, when in Bone do as the Bonners do.
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Old June-14th-2006, 11:16 AM   #3
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I think the dreaded limberdick virus has hit.
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Old June-14th-2006, 12:24 PM   #4
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Old June-14th-2006, 03:10 PM   #5
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My boner may rise and fall, but my stream always steams.

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Old June-14th-2006, 04:28 PM   #6
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Rollie is using his customary subtlety in not pointing his, um finger at me or anybody else. BUT, it seems like I'm expected to bear the entire weight of starting (and often of not letting end) boner threads.


Like a good boner, it's a heavy burden to bear.
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Old June-14th-2006, 05:00 PM   #7
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You have my permission to let them end.
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Old June-14th-2006, 05:51 PM   #8
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If I gave you the idea I was looking for your permission, I apologize.
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Old June-15th-2006, 02:06 AM   #9
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Yes. It would be more thoughtful to ask HER permission rather than Pete's.
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Old June-15th-2006, 09:39 AM   #10
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If I gave you the idea I was looking for your permission, I apologize.
Having a boner means never having to say you are sorry.
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Old June-16th-2006, 12:29 PM   #11
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Walrus baculum (penis bone).
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Old June-16th-2006, 12:40 PM   #12
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Walrus baculum (penis bone).
I hear that guys are getting them surgically implanted, so they can have a permabone.

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Old June-16th-2006, 01:13 PM   #13
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Guy needs a cold shower...and maybe some wall art.
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Old June-16th-2006, 01:33 PM   #14
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I hear that guys are getting them surgically implanted, so they can have a permabone.

That’s correct. It’s what “we” in the business call it a Baculumplasty.
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Old June-16th-2006, 01:48 PM   #15
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Guy needs a cold shower...and maybe some wall art.
It could be that his "wall art" got that started.



(trying to bring some 'class" into this boner thread.)

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Old June-16th-2006, 01:50 PM   #16
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That’s correct. It’s what “we” in the business call it a Baculumplasty.
Do you think our endangered boner threads require a "Baculumpasty"?
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Old June-16th-2006, 01:55 PM   #17
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Do you think our endangered boner threads require a "Baculumpasty"?
That would be my prognosis.
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Old June-16th-2006, 01:58 PM   #18
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Guy needs a cold shower...
Not necessarily. Note that you don't see his other arm from that angle.
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Old June-16th-2006, 03:41 PM   #19
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Not necessarily. Note that you don't see his other arm from that angle.
Damn, man. the guy's a genius. To think of all the girls I could have swooned if I had thought of that.
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Old June-16th-2006, 11:51 PM   #20
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Wow, a viagra boner and you don't have to see a doctor. Must be a dream come true...
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