Monte's son?

[Gordon B]

[crawjo]

Monte's Address:

[Slurpy]

Monte?

[Monte Smith]

We are not amused.

[Scott Dolan]

Oui.

[Scott Dolan]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.

[GoodSpeak]

Originally Posted by Monte Smith

We are not amused.

[ahem]


You know....I remember sometime back when I mentioned the bad karma you were spreading when you put me down and hammered me unmercifully and completely without remorse.


Seems to me humble pie has been served, Monte.




















What goes around, comes around.

[Monte Smith]

Ah nuts.

[GoodSpeak]

Woolly Bully.

[Scott Dolan]

Cabo Wabo.

[GoodSpeak]

Louie, Louie.

[Gary Sisco]

Nah, Monte's son wouldn't be allowed any liberal gibberish like Nat'l Review.

[Monte Smith]

Originally Posted by Gary Sisco

Nah, Monte's son wouldn't be allowed any liberal gibberish like Nat'l Review.

On the contrary. I don't plan to interfere with my son's curiosity no matter where it should roam. If I kick the bedroom door open and find him leafing thru a periodical to the left of Commentary or the UK's Spectator, I certainly won't bat it out of his hands automatically. After all, his father's eyes have been known to stray across some deeply errant material. The Nation. The NYT. The Selected Poems of Chairman Mao and Qaddafi's Little Green Book &c.

[Tom Storer]

Originally Posted by Gordon B

I wonder if that isn't Christopher Buckley.