Baseballs

[Darryl]

Will someones please expalins to me the joy of baseballs?

I think it's a stupidass game. All these dudes all runnins around and whatnot in their skivvies, all buffed up and cheatins on their wives!

If I has three hours in a day, you can beter believe that whats I'ma do is make the kind of love that can only be found in Darryls house!

Baseball. Please. Gimme a fuckin' break.

Ands footballs even worse! At least in baseball you can see the dudes face! In football you got some 300 pound freak of nature that looks liek a fridgerator beatins the crap outta some dude over a balls that ain't even round!

AND FORGET ABOUTS LACROSSE! THAT' S THE STUPIDEST SPORT EVERS! A net on a pole, Jack! Big fuckin' whoop!

Abouts the only sport thats cool is bowlins because not only is it like all of us can plays it, but you can meet the sweetest chicks in the world, most of whom wears tank tops. Alls you does is give them beers and then you has many dates and nights of love.

So screw baseball. Bowlins is the American Dream.

[Ron Thorne]

Tri agins, Darryl.

[Gentle Giant]

Have you tried naked co-ed curling?

[Chris D]

It's obvious Darryls could never hit no curve balls or whatnot.

[Darryl]

I could too hits a curve balls, Jack!

I could hits it with my magic wand! My own specxial baseball bat! And who cares about hittins a curve ball whens you got the POWER OF LOVE!

One times, I went bowlins and met this chick. Oh, she was fine! She was wearins a tank top with no bra and she was givins me the all-American salutes!

And I'm like "Yo baby! Lets stop with the ten pins and gets down!" And she had a booty that was made of all tasty stuff like French fries and beer!

You aints gonna meet no one like that at no baseball games. Bunch of families with kids and star spangled assholes.

But BOWLINS! That's where it's at!

That's the new national pasxtime! GOD BLESS AMERICA! AND GOD BLESS BOWLINS!

[clinthopson]

darryls,

That bowlin sounds like a real winner.

Tank tops with runnin' bazongas is a great sight.

One prob, them shoes, green and red and with some jiveasses sweat and mildew.

Is barefoot acceptable?

Or wingtips?

[Mike Schwartz]

Originally Posted by Darryl

I could too hits a curve balls, Jack!

I could hits it with my magic wand! My own specxial baseball bat! And who cares about hittins a curve ball whens you got the POWER OF LOVE!

One times, I went bowlins and met this chick. Oh, she was fine! She was wearins a tank top with no bra and she was givins me the all-American salutes!

And I'm like "Yo baby! Lets stop with the ten pins and gets down!" And she had a booty that was made of all tasty stuff like French fries and beer!

You aints gonna meet no one like that at no baseball games. Bunch of families with kids and star spangled assholes.

But BOWLINS! That's where it's at!

That's the new national pasxtime! GOD BLESS AMERICA! AND GOD BLESS BOWLINS!

Darryls gots his custom 'gator bowlins footwear..........no rentals for Holmes;-))

[Gentle Giant]

Maybe Darryl has a point. Nude bowling

[Mike Schwartz]

Originally Posted by Gentle Giant

Maybe Darryl has a point. Nude bowling

Did she pick up the spare?

[Darryl]

Originally Posted by Gentle Giant

Maybe Darryl has a point. Nude bowling

I tolds you, Jack! BOWLINS IS WHERE IT AT! The great Americans pastime an' whatnot!

I loves that bowlins scene, expecially where the chick bowls like that hole in one.

But I have a severe problems with the video. My basic biggest issue with it is that the girl has a minor-league booty not that she wasn't attractive. Hell, I'd be happy to become ones with her! But her tushy is just not profound enough for someone the likes of Big D'!

I needs someone who butt is the size of a bowling ball or three!!!!

[Mike Schwartz]

Originally Posted by Darryl

I tolds you, Jack! BOWLINS IS WHERE IT AT! The great Americans pastime an' whatnot!

I loves that bowlins scene, expecially where the chick bowls like that hole in one.

But I have a severe problems with the video. My basic biggest issue with it is that the girl has a minor-league booty not that she wasn't attractive. Hell, I'd be happy to become ones with her! But her tushy is just not profound enough for someone the likes of Big D'!

I needs someone who butt is the size of a bowling ball or three!!!!

There ain't no brother out there EVER that I've run into that be talkin' nuthin' about no *tushy*

[jazzy mary]

Originally Posted by Darryl

I tolds you, Jack! BOWLINS IS WHERE IT AT! The great Americans pastime an' whatnot!

I loves that bowlins scene, expecially where the chick bowls like that hole in one.

But I have a severe problems with the video. My basic biggest issue with it is that the girl has a minor-league booty not that she wasn't attractive. Hell, I'd be happy to become ones with her! But her tushy is just not profound enough for someone the likes of Big D'!

I needs someone who butt is the size of a bowling ball or three!!!!

I agree. Those women were both too skinny--not enough comin' or goin'

[jazzy mary]

Um Claude, that cartoon is offensive. Maybe you could delete it? I know you didn't mean it to be racist, but the cartoon strikes me as racist.

[jazzy mary]

Thanks, Claude.

[A. Kingstone]

I'd be interested in hearing more about THE POWER OF LOVE but the Jays are on the tube.





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[bobetterblues]

I want to make love to Darryl. I don't care if I've never had sexual feelings towards a man, I would make some serious love to Darryl. He's one sexy poster.

[clinthopson]

Originally Posted by bobetterblues

I want to make love to Darryl. I don't care if I've never had sexual feelings towards a man, I would make some serious love to Darryl. He's one sexy poster.

It's the booty thing, isn't it?

[A. Kingstone]

Darryl: Please note; My avatar is Maple Leaf Stadium where the Toronto Maple Leafs Baseball Club played until the stadium burned down.


Now if that's not more fascinatin' than the POWER OF LOVE, yer just not tryin.


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[Gentle Giant]

I think Darryl likes bowling because he can put his fingers in three holes at once.


This one's just begging for it!