Battario Duracelli--IS A DAD!!

[Monte Smith]

Hey folks. I just got an email that my college roommate Dario, who inspired the legendary Alley poster Battario Duracelli, has had a son! Battario Duracelli, he's a papa! I didn't-a even know he's-a pregnant!

Last time I heard from Dario was when I was days away from having my own first child, Gungadar. Dario called really early in the morning from Moscow and asked if I wanted to fly over to get drunk and go to brothels.

"Yeah I wanna fly over to Moscow to get drunk and go to brothels. Timing's not so good, though."

And now this bastard lives in Mexico and he's got a Brazillian wife and a new boy, Luca. Dario makes water for a living. He works for a French multinational that distributes beverages and bottled water.

Luca Duracelli, everybody. I'm-a so proud, I could-a bust!

[GoodSpeak]

Well now, how about that, huh?

Tell your friend I am glad for him, too.


Another life among the Living!

[Scott Dolan]

Originally Posted by Satan

"Yeah I wanna fly over to Moscow to get drunk and go to brothels. Timing's not so good, though."

When Cool Dudes Have Pussywhipped Friends.


I'm smelling sweeps week ratings winner here, folks!!

[Tom Storer]

The human race just keeps on reproducing! Baby after baby! Will it ever stop??

Congrats to Dario and of course to young Luca Duracelli for having successfully completed gestation!

[Jimmy Cantiello]

Congratulazioni a tutti!......

[Chris D]

Quello è buono.

[Monte Smith]

And here's the a-frigging miracle. Luca. It's like having a whole-a new college a-roommate.

[bluenoter]

Originally Posted by Scott Dolan

When Cool Dudes Have Pussywhipped Friends.

[Scott Dolan]

Hahahahaha.........

I should have been a weather forecaster!