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Old September-29th-2006, 07:01 PM   #1
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An open letter

U

The most open letter i know
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Old September-29th-2006, 07:04 PM   #2
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A very female letter and you won't find it in the word "misogynist"
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Old September-29th-2006, 07:07 PM   #3
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What about

C

or

L


My money is on

O

or possibly

S

as the most female letter.

The coolest letter of the alphabet, however, is

T

Ciao
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Old September-29th-2006, 07:08 PM   #4
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though C is also open but not as open as U
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Old September-29th-2006, 07:08 PM   #5
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O is pretty closed , dont you think?
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Old September-29th-2006, 07:09 PM   #6
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We read U like an open letter
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Old September-29th-2006, 07:11 PM   #7
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Oh, well, O makes you go around in circles

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Old September-29th-2006, 07:24 PM   #8
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Yes bit N M W S and V are just squiggly lines
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Old September-29th-2006, 07:27 PM   #9
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This thread reminds me of a time when I was in law school and worked in a law office. One day I asked the secretary to do something for me, and she wouldn't. I told her "there's no *I* in team", and she replied "There ain't no *U* either!"

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Old September-29th-2006, 07:52 PM   #10
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As I said, the letter O makes U go around in circles. U may find the O on the top of a glass of red wine, but the O would need many of U not to spill that wine.
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Old September-30th-2006, 12:01 AM   #11
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V is a "squiggly line"?!!!



Thems fightin words, Mr Mc!!!!!




Bring it!!
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Old September-30th-2006, 12:15 AM   #12
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K

Is one damn cool BROAD.

Yes, she's a sexy filly, a hot dame. A helluva number.

Hot to trot and cool to the kill.

K.

Dig it.
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Old September-30th-2006, 12:19 AM   #13
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I never really realized how hot K was.

Damn you, Mr. B!
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Old September-30th-2006, 12:23 AM   #14
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K

Is one damn cool BROAD.

Yes, she's a sexy filly, a hot dame. A helluva number.

Hot to trot and cool to the kill.

K.

Dig it.
Sounds like an audition for Sesame Street!
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Old September-30th-2006, 12:28 AM   #15
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Thanks.

And as my bartender* said tonight, "Don't sweat the petty stuff....pet the sweaty stuff."



*Mssrs. Sisco, Reynolds, and Bivens will remember him from the old Grange Hall in the Village.
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Old September-30th-2006, 12:36 AM   #16
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"Don't sweat the petty stuff....pet the sweaty stuff."

I swear to you that I didn't think anything could make laugh as hard as when I heard Borat claim, in front of the Kazakhstan embassy, that the embassador was an Uzbek imposter.

But you have proven me wrong.
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Old September-30th-2006, 12:49 AM   #17
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When next you're in town, you gotta meet my bartender. Drinks are on me, Mr. D.
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Old September-30th-2006, 02:59 AM   #18
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Old September-30th-2006, 03:20 AM   #19
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Scott

Damn you ..you know V is a vexacious letter. It is a sharper U but only half as good as W.

It's a well known fact that most of the trouble in the alphabet is caused by V well after Q that is but Q is another case.
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Old September-30th-2006, 03:55 AM   #20
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Old September-30th-2006, 07:25 AM   #21
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Old September-30th-2006, 07:27 AM   #22
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K

Is one damn cool BROAD.

Yes, she's a sexy filly, a hot dame. A helluva number.

Hot to trot and cool to the kill.

K.

Dig it.

If u c K, tell her I've been looking for her.
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Old September-30th-2006, 08:47 AM   #23
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Old October-2nd-2006, 11:48 AM   #24
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K

is the funniest letter.
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Old October-2nd-2006, 01:23 PM   #25
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
What about

C

or

L


My money is on

O

or possibly

S

as the most female letter.

The coolest letter of the alphabet, however, is

T

Ciao
tippy, that's the most thinly veiled come on I've seen in quite some time. I mean, please.

The answer is "yes," of course.
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Old October-2nd-2006, 02:24 PM   #26
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Quote:
Originally Posted by jesus marion joseph
This thread reminds me of a time when I was in law school and worked in a law office. One day I asked the secretary to do something for me, and she wouldn't. I told her "there's no *I* in team", and she replied "There ain't no *U* either!"
Yes, but if you are allowed to rearrange and reuse the letters, there's an "Eat me!"
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Old October-2nd-2006, 09:32 PM   #27
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Well the big question is I straight or does it just look like that to the outside world.
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Old October-3rd-2006, 12:02 AM   #28
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I was in front of this cat in Florida that had a front plate on his car that was 3M TA3.

In my rearview mirror it gave me quite a smile!
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Old October-3rd-2006, 04:34 AM   #29
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Scott....you bring numbers into a letter thread! You're a risk taker ;0)
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Old October-3rd-2006, 10:21 AM   #30
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I'm shakin things up, baby!!
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