Something new for Larry Nagel

[john williams]

1. Day After Day
2. Fooled Around And Fell In Love
3. It`s A Heartache
4. Father And Son
5. Love Hurts
6. If Not For You
7. Still The Same
8. Crazy Love
9. Have You Ever Seen The Rain
10. I`ll Stand By You
11. Everything I Own
12. Lay Down Sally
13. Doctor My Eyes

[Enforcer]

I saw a television ad for this piece of shit the other day. I can't even comprehend it. What the fuck did the human race do to deserve having this horseshit heaped on it? To add insult to injury, he's no longer even recording original material. He's become a pop cover whore. Someone bust a cap in this motherfucker before the next thing comes out.

[Scott Dolan]

Rod hates your freedom.

[Enforcer]

1. Day After Day - barf
2. Fooled Around And Fell In Love - this song deserves him. they both suck
3. It`s A Heartache - didn't he perform the original?
4. Father And Son - barf
5. Love Hurts - no, YOU hurt, motherfucker. DIE.
6. If Not For You - ridiculous
7. Still The Same - Bob Seger says hi... with a tire iron to the back of your noggin
8. Crazy Love - crazy ugly hair, bitch
9. Have You Ever Seen The Rain - come on
10. I`ll Stand By You - barf
11. Everything I Own - alimony
12. Lay Down Sally - you have to be kidding me
13. Doctor My Eyes - doctor, cut his eyes out of his head. thx.

[Jon Abbey]

wow, Rod gets you so upset you're not even that funny. impressive.

[Enforcer]

I know. I shouldn't even post on these threads. It's like an addict seeing a fix, I just can't pass it up.

[John L]

Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

1. It`s A Heartache - didn't he perform the original?

I think that was one of his male impersonators.

[Dr Dave]

I see Rod is still doing crotch shots.

[Gary Sisco]

Yeah but only clothed so no one can see his varicose veins.

[Root Doctor]

Originally Posted by JBW

[*]Father And Son

Isn't this enough to get Stewart dragged to a secret CIA prison in Egypt for counseling?

[groover]

Originally Posted by JBW

Father And Son

The Yusef Islam (Cat Stevens) song? That's got to be the oddest choice on the record. Even if we needed to hear it again, what could he possibly bring to that song that's new?

[Enforcer]

Originally Posted by groover

Even if we needed to hear it again, what could he possibly bring to that song that's new?

A brutal interpretation?

[groover]

Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

A brutal interpretation?

That's guaranteed!

[Meatman]

Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

I saw a television ad for this piece of shit the other day. I can't even comprehend it. What the fuck did the human race do to deserve having this horseshit heaped on it? To add insult to injury, he's no longer even recording original material. He's become a pop cover whore. Someone bust a cap in this motherfucker before the next thing comes out.

Mr. Nagel,
Downright excellent response. Perhaps Rod should be gang bitch-slapped by Kathi Lee Gifford, Florence Henderson, Rosie O'Donnell, and Kenny G. Then surgically attach the loin cloths of seven sumo wrestlers and the jockstrap of the late Andre the Giant to Rod's body. If that won't stop him from producing such musical duckshit, then maybe a meange a quint with Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Peewee Herman, and Ann Coulter. How's that for a Lenny D. Guitarist imitation?

[LennyH]

I saw Rod the Clod in concert years ago and he actually brought the lyrics to "every picture tells a story" out on stage with him.

I welcome this change. I suspect there's less of a chance I'll be haunted at the supermarket by this crap than by his painful big band stuff.

[Lenny D.Guitarist]

Originally Posted by Meatman

Mr. Nagel,
Downright excellent response. Perhaps Rod should be gang bitch-slapped by Kathi Lee Gifford, Florence Henderson, Rosie O'Donnell, and Kenny G. Then surgically attach the loin cloths of seven sumo wrestlers and the jockstrap of the late Andre the Giant to Rod's body. If that won't stop him from producing such musical duckshit, then maybe a meange a quint with Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump, Peewee Herman, and Ann Coulter. How's that for a Lenny D. Guitarist imitation?

Meats,
Keep your day job. A pale imitation of the master.

Rod Stewart's shamelessness knows no bounds. As forgettable as Kenny G's journeys into the land of Satchmo or as "Unforgettable" as Natalie Cole's necrophilia with Nat "King" Cole. Bitch slapping and loin cloths from sumo wrestlers are harsh enough penalties for the crimes committed by Rod?? The Ann Coulter allusion was okay. Maybe she deserves the group bitch-slappings and the loin cloths.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Originally Posted by Larry Nagel

1. It`s A Heartache - didn't he perform the original?

No, Bonnie Tyler. It's my record of choice for the Cowboy Cha-Cha, which is a bitchin' little line dance.

[Enforcer]

Originally Posted by Squaredancecalling Steve

No, Bonnie Tyler. It's my record of choice for the Cowboy Cha-Cha, which is a bitchin' little line dance.

I know, Steve. That was tongue-in-cheek.

[bobetterblues]

Did you guys know that Keith Richards wrote "Love Hurts" with Gram Parsons? That's a good fucking song.

It's a fucked up world when I rather listen to Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes than the guy who coined the style.....

[Borat Pri Hagafen]

I take the approach that he made 'The Rod Stewart Album', 'Gasoline Alley', 'Every Picture Takes a Story', and 'Never a Dull Moment', and then died sadly and unexpectedly in early 1973. Great artist, shame he died so young.

[Borat Pri Hagafen]

Originally Posted by bobetterblues

Did you guys know that Keith Richards wrote "Love Hurts" with Gram Parsons? That's a good fucking song.

That can't really be true. The Everlys recorded it in 1960 when Gram was 13 or 14. Looks like Boudleaux Bryant wrote it.

[Squaredancecalling Steve]

Originally Posted by Borat Pri Hagafen

That can't really be true. The Everlys recorded it in 1960 when Gram was 13 or 14. Looks like Boudleaux Bryant wrote it.

Right, and a year later Roy Orbison cut his superb version of the song (as the B-Side of Running Scared).

[bobetterblues]

Originally Posted by Borat Pri Hagafen

That can't really be true. The Everlys recorded it in 1960 when Gram was 13 or 14. Looks like Boudleaux Bryant wrote it.

Figures, haha.