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Fun in Wampsville
I beens relocated up to this dumpass town named Wampsville for over a month now.
What a hellhole! The most funs I had was goin to the rabies clinic! And there were not ONE attractive young ladies! I was even willlins to check out some anorexic aldies cause i'm so damn desperate, but the closest thing I could find to a woman who had some meat on her bones was Dolly, the ox next door!
Alls they got in this town is three bars, a gas station, two street lights and a pinball machine! Who the hells has pincball machines in this day and age! THEY DONTS EVEN HAVE ASTEROIDS, JACK! And asteroids is the best games ever amde!
However, as luck would have its, I'm down at the radio stations the other night doin some engineerins late time, because thats what I'm doins. And I go to the bar aftters and it's called Lucky Douckey's or somesuch nonsense.
And I say to the beertender, "Gimme a ale or somethins that don't look like it crawwlesd out of a swamp, ya Wampass." And he gives me a look and a frosty and I looks down and there, in all her utterly glory, was a LADY! A lady who mades angels sing in my head!
She was SO beauticious! And she weighed just enough to make D happy! And I slidles over to her and say, "Wow! Where did you comes from?" And she says "I WAS TRANSFERRED TO THIS DUMPASS TOWN FROM BROOKLYN!"
She was wearins size 16 pants and heaven to betsy, I was IN LOVE! And nedless to say, we have been doins many inside activities and hangins and watching tv and even listenin to that dumbfuck Tim macarver and baseball.
Jezus. Burn me at the stake instead of beins that geek!
But don's burn me too soon! I LOVE WAMPSVILLE! Well, not the town axtually, But my company.
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