Fidoh Kreplach addicted to toadlicking

[steve(thelil)]

Fidoh Kreplach, the walking, talking dog who is always pissed off has become addicted to toad licking (actually "toad sucking" but I am too refined to have the word "sucking" in a thread title.)

Now when he's foaming at the mouth, it's both literal and figurative.

He has cursed out a variety of hallucinatory creatures in no uncertain terms.

It's not pretty*.





*This is such a serious subject I believe it deserves a thread separate and apart from the other thread that pertains to dogs licking/sucking toads to get high.

[Dr Dave]

How does Fidoh feel about ingesting Retsin and Chlorophyll? Maybe one of these will help with his addiction:

[rollhead]

I just passed by Toad Suck a couple of weeks ago. You take a right, right before you get into town.

[tippy]

Should we stage an intervention?

[Dr Dave]

I dunno. It's complicated. On the one side, you got your hallucinogenic toads, on the other side you got your Golden Drop of Retsin (Retsyn for the relentlessly correct but misguided) and chlorophyll. Ah, fuck it. Fidoh Kreplach may be mad as hell, but he's still just a dog.

Okay, now you can flame me for being "speciesist." I'm irredeemable. Just because humans invented language and writing and indoor plumbing and the Internet, I think they're somehow, you know, "better" than other species...