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Old January-11th-2007, 03:56 PM   #1
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My favorite Cellphone Ringtone is my John Cage version, which I regularly use.

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CONCEPTUAL RINGTONE SILENCES CELLPHONES

Subscribers Hear Four Minutes and Thirty-Three Seconds of Silence Whenever Someone Calls Them... Artist Jonathon Keats Offers Silent Ringtone Free-of-Charge Through Leading Ringtone Provider Start Mobile... Silence May Go Platinum in 2007...

JANUARY 5, 2007 - Since the beginning of time, pure silence has been available only in the vacuum of space. Now conceptual artist Jonathon Keats has digitally generated a span of silence, four minutes and thirty-three seconds in length, portable enough to be carried on a cellphone. His silent ringtone, freely distributed through special arrangement with Start Mobile, is expected to bring quiet to the lives of millions of cellphone users, as well as those close to them.

"When major artists such as 50 Cent and Chamillionaire started making ringtones, I realized that anything was possible in this new medium," says Mr. Keats, whose previous art projects include attempting to genetically engineer God. "I also knew that another artist, John Cage, had formerly tried, and failed, to create a silent interlude."

Mr. Cage once famously composed four minutes and thirty-three seconds of silence, which was performed on a piano, in front of a live audience, back in 1952. By all accounts, though, his silence was imperfect, owing to the limitations of the technology available at the time. "John Cage can't be blamed," says Mr. Keats. "He lived in an analog age."

"My Cage (Silence for Cellphone)" dispenses with performer and piano and auditorium, instead utilizing a continuous stream of silence produced on a computer, and compressed to standard ringtone format. This silence can be heard whenever a call comes through, whether out on the street, at a noisy concert, or in the quiet of home. A remastering of Mr. Cage's classic, "My Cage" is also a remix, according to Mr. Keats. "It introduces serendipity into the equation, delivering performances unpredictably, whenever calls come unexpectedly. You never know."

The silence may take place without the listener being aware of it. Or the listener may hear a call - phantom silence - when there's no one on the line. "'My Cage' is all-encompassing," Mr. Keats explains. "Even those who don't use it as a ringtone have the potential to experience it, in the silence of an unanswered call."

While noting that Mr. Keats doesn't have a cellphone of his own, and may be less-than-qualified to make global pronouncements about them, Start Mobile CEO John Doffing believes that "My Cage" may be a platinum hit. "People want a respite," he says, "and not everybody has the time or money to go to a spa. The virtues of silence are unsung."

Nevertheless, Mr. Keats is careful not to take credit for silence in general, and hopes that people will bootleg his creation, just as he was inspired by John Cage. Mr. Cage, who died in 1992, could not be reached for comment.

"My Cage (Silence for Cellphone)" can be downloaded now at http://www.startmobile.net/433

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Jonathon Keats is a conceptual artist, novelist, and critic. For his most recent project, at the Judah L. Magnes Museum in Berkeley, he exhibited extraterrestrial abstract artwork. He has also attempted to genetically engineer God in a petri dish, in collaboration with scientists at the University of California, and petitioned Berkeley to pass a fundamental law of logic - A=A - a work commissioned by the city's annual Arts Festival. He has been awarded Yaddo and MacDowell fellowships, and his projects have been documented by KQED-TV and the BBC World Service, as well as periodicals ranging from The San Francisco Chronicle to New Scientist. He is represented by Modernism Gallery in San Francisco. For more information, please contact Mr. Keats at 415/673-9052 or jonathon_keats@yahoo.com, or see http://www.modernisminc.com/artists/Jonathon_KEATS/
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Old January-11th-2007, 10:54 PM   #2
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By far the best ringtone I've heard of (but not heard), a welcome contrast to all the idiotic pylophonic annoyances polluting the public space.

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Old January-14th-2007, 11:13 AM   #3
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You mean polyphonic. I once thought it would be fun to have "Well You Needn't" as a ringtone, but then I realized that its effect would be no different from all the other ringtones out there. I find it really sort of invasive when somebody's phone starts singing.
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Old January-14th-2007, 11:39 AM   #4
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I can't remember who it was told a story about how a jazz pianist in concert incorporated a ring tone that had gone off in the room into his solo.
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Old January-14th-2007, 12:22 PM   #5
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I use the opening bars of Miles' Milestones--it's a perfect ringtone with its stacatto melody.
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Old January-14th-2007, 05:24 PM   #6
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I use the opening bars of Miles' Milestones--it's a perfect ringtone with its stacatto melody.
Good use of a great piece, now that you mention it, Pete.

That's also a really fun tune to play.
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Old January-14th-2007, 10:20 PM   #7
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I can't remember who it was told a story about how a jazz pianist in concert incorporated a ring tone that had gone off in the room into his solo.
I've seen it done multiple times. It has become a performance cliche.
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Old January-14th-2007, 10:24 PM   #8
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Assuming the iphone (or its eventual echoes) turns out to be as popular as predicted, won't it put ringtone companies out of business? You can patch any piece of music on your list directly to your ringtone I think.

If I had a cellphone (which, Allah willing, I never will) I'd use some blast of raw noise, something like Drumm's Sheer Hellish Miasma or an Art Ensemble blowout. Funny how I've never heard anything like that....
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Old January-15th-2007, 02:49 AM   #9
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You mean polyphonic.
Heh, yes, that's certainly what I mean and thought I wrote. Although those pylophonic ringtones drive me nuts too.
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Old January-15th-2007, 02:51 AM   #10
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If I had a cellphone (which, Allah willing, I never will) I'd use some blast of raw noise, something like Drumm's Sheer Hellish Miasma or an Art Ensemble blowout. Funny how I've never heard anything like that....
I've been thinking of using Captain Beefheart shouting "TELEPHONE TELEPHONE TELEPHONE".
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Old January-15th-2007, 08:07 AM   #11
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You get a cellphone I'll never forgive you, Brian.
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Old January-15th-2007, 09:02 AM   #12
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You get a cellphone I'll never forgive you, Brian.
No danger there. Though I have something of a fear that, one day, some well-meaning (more or less) friend or relative will get one for me as a present. It's increasingly amusing to watch the flabbergasted looks on people's faces when I tell them I don't have or want one.
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Old January-15th-2007, 09:08 AM   #13
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You could always sell it on the street on your way to work.
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Old January-15th-2007, 09:23 AM   #14
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I've been thinking of using Captain Beefheart shouting "TELEPHONE TELEPHONE TELEPHONE".
That's a GREAT idea!
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Old January-15th-2007, 04:56 PM   #15
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Assuming the iphone (or its eventual echoes) turns out to be as popular as predicted, won't it put ringtone companies out of business? You can patch any piece of music on your list directly to your ringtone I think.
You've been able to record your own ringtones for years - even my clunky old phone can do this, if I hold it up to some speakers and press "record". I've had a Naked City track ("Hammerhead", I think) as my ringtone for at least the last three years.

But no-one phones me.
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Old January-16th-2007, 11:35 AM   #16
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But no-one phones me.
That's because you never flippin' answer!
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Old January-16th-2007, 12:24 PM   #17
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I have Bird's "Just Friends". Those opening notes are so beautiful and make a for a cool ringtone. My daughters have Jimi's version of "All Along the Watchtower" and the RHCP's "Dani California".
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Old January-16th-2007, 12:57 PM   #18
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I once tried to program Frame By Frame by King Crimson into my phone as my ringtone. It almost sounded a little bit like it too.

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