Old February-21st-2007, 10:02 AM   #1
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A Kenny G Joke
Kenny G walks out of an elevator and says,
"This place rocks!"
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Old February-21st-2007, 11:05 AM   #2
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what did Kenny G say as the ice cream truck drove in front of his house?

Turn off that Blazin' Punk Rock!
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Old February-21st-2007, 11:15 AM   #3
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Old February-21st-2007, 11:27 AM   #4
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What do you get when you cross Michael Bolton with Kenny G.?

A Cerebral Aneurysm.
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Old February-21st-2007, 11:48 AM   #5
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You are in a room with Saddam Hussein, Adolf Hitler, and Kenny G. You have a gun but only two bullets. What do you do?
Shoot Kenny G twice... just to make sure.
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