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Old February-21st-2007, 12:53 PM   #1
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#1 Reason Why My Cat Sucks

doesn't play piano

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Old February-21st-2007, 12:59 PM   #2
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doesn't like nuts :-(
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Old February-21st-2007, 01:01 PM   #3
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Have you provided your cat with access to an adequate instrument on which to develop it's talent? If not, who's to blame?

I haven't either, actually.

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Old February-21st-2007, 01:04 PM   #4
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Cat can walk on the piano and knock the music holder thing over in transit on and off piano but doesn't play a tune like the cat in the video who is also cuter than my cat.
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Old February-21st-2007, 01:12 PM   #5
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Walto! check it out.
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Old February-21st-2007, 01:14 PM   #6
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Cat can walk on the piano and knock the music holder thing over in transit on and off piano but doesn't play a tune like the cat in the video who is also cuter than my cat.
I see, then I guess your cat just isn't motivated to practice. I don't think you can force a cat to do much of anything it doesn't really want to.

The only working keyboards I have are portables, which I don't think are sturdy enough to attract the cat. My piano needs tuning and has too many dead keys for the cat to take it seriously.

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Old February-21st-2007, 02:37 PM   #7
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Old February-21st-2007, 05:10 PM   #8
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Reason #1 Why My Cats Suck
Lack of interior defense.

But there are many acceptable answers.

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Old February-21st-2007, 05:11 PM   #9
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I don't think you can force a cat to do much of anything it doesn't really want to.
eg Marcus Williams
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Old February-21st-2007, 08:40 PM   #10
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None of our cats ever tried this.

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Old February-21st-2007, 10:33 PM   #11
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Old February-21st-2007, 10:36 PM   #12
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Very cute kitty, Rob. Looks like a girl. Am I correct?
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Old February-21st-2007, 10:37 PM   #13
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Old February-21st-2007, 10:38 PM   #14
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Very cute kitty, Rob. Looks like a girl. Am I correct?
Well, she was until yesterday....
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Old February-21st-2007, 10:40 PM   #15
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Well, she was until yesterday....
Oops.

Well, she's still a very pretty tortoise lady to me.
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Old February-21st-2007, 10:43 PM   #16
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Well, she's still a very pretty tortoise lady to me.
Yeah, to me, too.
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Old February-21st-2007, 11:03 PM   #17
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OK.

In video #1 we see a cat "playing" a piano and I have to wonder [given are the rubbing and attentiveness to one key] how much catnip was placed on the keyboard to cause the cat to do this. Secondly, would this be the very first time or was this a planned event?

And does anyone besides me notice the cuts and fade in/fade out on this video? This is a total set-up, people.

In video #2 we see a cat on a friggin' leash who goes sideways.


Um...leashes are for dogs not cats....and we wonder why the cat doesn't like it?


Duh.

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Old February-22nd-2007, 12:09 AM   #18
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Cat can walk on the piano and knock the music holder thing over in transit on and off piano but doesn't play a tune like the cat in the video who is also cuter than my cat.
Don't be so hard on your cat, Tippy.
That show-off cat in the video is not such a much.
He/she is merely searching for Middle C.
The free-style noodling is just that.
No discernable pattern or apparent inspiration.
I'll bet that cat couldn't knock over the music-holder thingie like your cat can.
Also, the cat in the video's choice of fur makes his/her buttocks look really big.
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Old February-22nd-2007, 01:22 AM   #19
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In video #1 we see a cat "playing" a piano and I have to wonder [given are the rubbing and attentiveness to one key] how much catnip was placed on the keyboard to cause the cat to do this.
Ummmm, Goody, I don't know how many cats you've had in your life, but I can assure you that this was not about catnip. I've enjoyed at least 50 cats in my home(s) over my lifetime, and cats don't use their paws on piano keys when they're excited about catnip.

This cat was clearly digging hearing the sounds of at least 7-8 different keys/notes.

End of story.
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Old February-22nd-2007, 06:28 AM   #20
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I agree with Ron and in reality I think this video is so darn cute because of his apparent enjoyment of the sound that I wouldn't care if it was trickery or not.
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Old February-22nd-2007, 06:29 AM   #21
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Rob, your cat is cute as a button and I have psb's too.

Patricia, my cat thanks you!
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Old February-22nd-2007, 08:16 AM   #22
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I liked the music.

But wait until I film one of the home feline gang playing the cello...
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Old February-22nd-2007, 08:28 AM   #23
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OK.

In video #1 we see a cat "playing" a piano and I have to wonder [given are the rubbing and attentiveness to one key] how much catnip was placed on the keyboard to cause the cat to do this. Secondly, would this be the very first time or was this a planned event?

And does anyone besides me notice the cuts and fade in/fade out on this video? This is a total set-up, people.

In video #2 we see a cat on a friggin' leash who goes sideways.


Um...leashes are for dogs not cats....and we wonder why the cat doesn't like it?


Duh.
I noted strong similarities between this and the Terry Schiavo tape. Something is afoot.
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Old February-22nd-2007, 09:10 AM   #24
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#1 reason why my cat sucks: He makes it a point NEVER, under any circumstances, to come when you call him.
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Old February-22nd-2007, 10:25 AM   #25
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My cat died a couple of years ago. My wife refuses to have another cat in the house because of the shedding. Be glad you have cats that suck!
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Old February-22nd-2007, 10:31 AM   #26
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My old cat was awesome... liked Joseph Jarman. He used to sit right between the Allison Threes and just dig.
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