February-22nd-2007, 03:51 PM
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Answer any questions from the Ask only questions thread
I know I can't be alone in having a hard time not answering some of the questions.
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Originally Posted by walto
How much do you think my head weighs?
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More than when you began thinking about it
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February-22nd-2007, 03:52 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Q: Do you know the way to San Jose?
A: Where are you currently located?
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February-22nd-2007, 03:53 PM
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Originally Posted by tippy
oh where oh where has my little dog gone?
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Gone to soldiers every one; When will they ever learn?
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February-22nd-2007, 03:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Noj
Why didn't someone tell me my ass is so big?
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We tried, but we were behind you and couldn't get your attention
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February-22nd-2007, 03:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris D
Are we not men?
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Yes. Most certainly we are not.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:00 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz
Where's the beef?
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz
Where are the weapons of mass destruction?
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Originally Posted by Hot Ptah
What's the ugliest part of your body?
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Originally Posted by Mike Schwartz
Howz it hangin'?
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Originally Posted by tippy
can you feel me near you?
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In my pants
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February-22nd-2007, 04:02 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Sisco
Did your mother, like, drink a lot of alcohol when she was pregant with you?
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Moderately: Only to cut the edge off the crystal meth. Thanks for asking.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:03 PM
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colors outside the lines
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thelil I am wondering if we are taking the same meds.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gary Sisco
Did you coldcock him?
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Freezing it was the only way I could get it up.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:07 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
thelil I am wondering if we are taking the same meds.
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I don't know.
But I would.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by steve(thelil)
Why when I hear "feldspar" do I think of "Masonite?"
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Doppler effect.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:12 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rollhead
Have you seen my keys?
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No, but there was an octave on your car seat.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:14 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Douglas
And when did you last see your father?
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Weirdly enough, it was either a few days just before or just after my birth. My mom was passed out on the balcony and he was giving Methadone to my now deceased half brother.
Last edited by steve(thelil); February-22nd-2007 at 04:16 PM.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Chris D
Who loves the sun?
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People who do not yet have melanoma.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
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"Licking machines built by engineering students at Purdue and the University of Michigan hit the chewy center in an average of 364 and 411 licks, respectively. But robot tongues aren’t the most efficient. Tests involving actual people have determined that it really takes 252 swipes at most."
Link.
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February-22nd-2007, 04:34 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by walto
Hands up, who likes me?
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My hand is up.
(You didn't say up what)
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February-22nd-2007, 04:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris D
Are you ready for the thing called love?
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Yeah, but it don't come from you or me it come from up above.
Can't I be the top tonight?
Last edited by steve(thelil); February-22nd-2007 at 04:39 PM.
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February-22nd-2007, 05:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Surfer
What about my asthma?
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It's as bad as your lisp, and don't call me "Ma"
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February-22nd-2007, 05:22 PM
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Jon
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I'll give you asthma.
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February-22nd-2007, 05:27 PM
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Quitting @ 10.4k
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If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
No, it would come out of (thelil) pants
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