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Old February-26th-2007, 12:36 PM   #1
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Dr. Phil -- Fraud, Hack or Just Plain Miserable?

Every time I see this guy, I feel like throwing something at the tv.

Argh. Who put this clown on?

Does anyone believe him?

What idiot would actually want to go on his show?

Thank God my tolerance level for him is so low that I switch to something better in ten seconds, like Hannity & Colmes or Gilligan's Island.

Seriously, who did this guy sleep with to get a job?

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Old February-26th-2007, 12:37 PM   #2
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Seriously, who did this guy sleep with to get a job?
Oprah?
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Old February-26th-2007, 12:50 PM   #3
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Every time I see this guy, I feel like throwing something at the tv.

Argh. Who put this clown on?

Does anyone believe him?

What idiot would actually want to go on his show?

Thank God my tolerance level for him is so low that I switch to something better in ten seconds, like Hannity & Colmes or Gilligan's Island.

Seriously, who did this guy sleep with to get a job?

I've never watched the cat, but it sounds like you may be suffering from your third choice.
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Old February-26th-2007, 12:52 PM   #4
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Seriously, who did this guy sleep with to get a job?
Ellen Degeneres?
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Old February-26th-2007, 01:43 PM   #5
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I've never watched the cat, but it sounds like you may be suffering from your third choice.
Talk about someone whose ass I SERIOUSLY want to kick.

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Old February-26th-2007, 01:47 PM   #6
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Seriously, who did this guy sleep with to get a job?
Condie?
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Old February-26th-2007, 01:50 PM   #7
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Talk about someone whose ass I SERIOUSLY want to kick.



Bring it, fucky!! You want my address?!
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Old February-26th-2007, 01:51 PM   #8
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So who is this Axel The Kane cat?
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Old February-26th-2007, 02:42 PM   #9
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Bring it, fucky!! You want my address?!
Such sweet nothings! I didn't mean you. I meant Dr. Phil!!! He's the guy whose ass deserves a good beatin'!
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Old February-26th-2007, 02:43 PM   #10
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Why? Whatchu got against the cat?
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Old February-26th-2007, 02:53 PM   #11
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Anyway, Dr. Ruth is the best (not Dr. Phil):

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Old February-26th-2007, 02:59 PM   #12
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If you don't like him, don't watch him, Dumbass.
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Old February-26th-2007, 03:08 PM   #13
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Why? Whatchu got against the cat?
A narcissistic, self-promoting, bad advice-giving idiot who comes off like he's a big ol' tough love dude, but most of his advice sucks and he's a blowhard to boot.
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Old February-26th-2007, 03:40 PM   #14
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So why do you watch him?
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Old February-26th-2007, 03:49 PM   #15
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I don't. I see glimpses of him here and there when I'm channel surfing.
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Old February-26th-2007, 03:51 PM   #16
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Well then what are you bitching about?

Let it go, brother.
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Old February-26th-2007, 04:51 PM   #17
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Namaste.
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Old February-26th-2007, 07:23 PM   #18
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Amazing. Dolan is unbanned, he throws off his WWF persona and now peace reigns in RBS' world.
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Old February-26th-2007, 07:32 PM   #19
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Why are you guys watching shows for unemployed women?
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Old February-26th-2007, 08:11 PM   #20
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It seems that Dr. Phil dishes out a good serving of common sense, wrapped up in Texas style humor. He is, after all, on television, and is expected to have a bit, if not a whole lot of show business quality in his daily dose of "Get over yourself", and "Get real". I think he's oftentimes pretty funny, this along with giving out some realistic and needed advise. It's entertainment, not rocket science, but one does see help being given and often times, to all appearances, his advice has worked for some.
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Old February-26th-2007, 08:14 PM   #21
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Why are you guys watching shows for unemployed women?

You seem to be forgetting what RBS likes to do "onstage".

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Old February-26th-2007, 08:29 PM   #22
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Why are you guys watching shows for unemployed women?

Do you consider women who are at home, raising their children, doing ALL the household chores, unemployed, simply because they don't bring a paycheck home?
Her assigned duties usually include a husband who, because his wife is unemployed thinks that she does nothing all day, but maybe watch Dr. Phil.
Apparently elves come in at night and keep the house spotless.
So he does nothing around the house, getting waited on hand and foot.
Many men still think that if they hoist their buttocks off the sofa, having been at their job all day, they are helping their wife with HER chores.
Lord help her if she doesn't praise him lavishly for any little thing he does.

And, don't get me started on women who, as I and thousands of others did and do, hold full-time paid jobs, as well as doing all the things mentioned earlier with no help from their husbands.
Just being at home, Monte, doesn't mean that the woman has no job, which is what being unemployed generally is understood to mean.
She just doesn't get paid.
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Old February-26th-2007, 08:35 PM   #23
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Fer christs sake, particia. You know what Monte meant.

If you are not gainfully employed in the workforce, you are unemployed. Simple as that. There are no nefarious connotations involved in saying that.
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Old February-26th-2007, 08:36 PM   #24
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A roll reversal oftentimes is too funny as men are overwhelmed with what it is women have always done, while women are able to take off and soar; this in positions oftentimes held by only men - even in many tasks usually considered too strenous for women.
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Old February-26th-2007, 08:40 PM   #25
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Fer christs sake, particia. You know what Monte meant.

If you are not gainfully employed in the workforce, you are unemployed. Simple as that. There are no nefarious connotations involved in saying that.
Whatever.
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Old February-26th-2007, 08:45 PM   #26
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Whatever.

I'm just saying that if you are not working for money, you are umemployed. It doesn't mean you don't work your ass off in other ways.

What's with the attitude?
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Old February-26th-2007, 08:52 PM   #27
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Whatever.

When I hoist my buttocks off the sofa, I'm ready for action.
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Old February-26th-2007, 09:35 PM   #28
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Dr. Phil -- Fraud, Hack or Just Plain Miserable?

I vote hack.


Shamelessly pedestrian and MOR psycho-babble at best.


He's the Rachael Ray of psychology.
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Old February-26th-2007, 09:36 PM   #29
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Why are you guys watching shows for unemployed women?

Hey! It's Mister Sensitive!
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Old February-27th-2007, 09:44 AM   #30
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Speaking of Dr. Phil, has anyone read his wife's book, "Inside My Heart - Choosing To Live With Passion And Purpose?"
My daughter received a copy, along with the other women in her boyfriend's family for Christmas.
Erin was touched by the gift, from her future mother-in-law, but unenthusiastic about the pedestrian quality of the text and the viewpoint expressed by Mrs. Dr. Phil.
I haven't read it.
Has anyone?
What do you think?


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