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Old February-26th-2007, 07:56 PM   #1
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Nineteen Word Continuum

I figured there was no ending the One Word Continnum, so maybe at least break it open to something
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Old February-27th-2007, 12:21 PM   #2
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Do you consider that I am breaking the continuum if I can only write an eighteen and half continu
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Old February-27th-2007, 12:25 PM   #3
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This is a nineteen word message, but seven of the words are
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Old February-27th-2007, 12:35 PM   #4
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rendered in invisible pixels due in part to El Nino, the Bavarian Illuminati and the fascistic manipulations of the
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Old February-27th-2007, 12:38 PM   #5
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personage formerly known as Ric Flair. Woe betide the man who thinks he can cross this Noyz's path without
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Old February-27th-2007, 12:41 PM   #6
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Base 8 Kommandos, whose insidious plan it is to render all nineteen word phrases in octal form, so this one actually has 23
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Old February-27th-2007, 01:39 PM   #7
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skidoo," he cried vainly as he watched the overwhelming force of the Base 10 Numbers Police seize Brian by
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Old February-27th-2007, 05:06 PM   #8
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his peanut butter. I say, his peanut butter. Let me repeat: his peanut butter. I won't say it again.
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Old February-27th-2007, 05:12 PM   #9
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Old February-27th-2007, 05:58 PM   #10
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Death to the imperialist running jackals of the nineteen word continuum, and all those who sail under its flag.
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Old February-27th-2007, 07:06 PM   #11
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Now is the um time for all good men to uh come to the aid of their like country.
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Old March-7th-2007, 04:55 PM   #12
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I don't know why we like these sort of things we just do, said Ric as he googled his eyes and flared his nostrils at me and then he passed me a
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Old March-7th-2007, 04:58 PM   #13
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note saying keep it to nineteen words if you can, but if you cannot don't worry. We like your
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Old March-7th-2007, 04:58 PM   #14
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factotem - I didn't know what it meant, not without a context - but I knew the note meant business because
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Old March-7th-2007, 04:59 PM   #15
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otherwise Douglas would not have been scared so s**tless that he posted twice for a total of 38 words
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Old March-7th-2007, 05:02 PM   #16
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rick's nostrils had flared so wide that if he started circular breathing he could play a tuba. Blimey, I
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Old March-7th-2007, 05:02 PM   #17
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what the world needs now is more positive slurs - so many of them are negative often very anti-something
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Old March-7th-2007, 05:07 PM   #18
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And suddenly Monte's 19 word continuum thread was developing alternating lines, but with magisterial authority tippy would bring meaning

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Old March-7th-2007, 05:12 PM   #19
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but it wouldn't be tippy. No, not tippy. Tippy was busy in the political forum and to borrow her from it, even for a moment, would spell certain disaster

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Old March-7th-2007, 05:13 PM   #20
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to the otherwise conservative nonsensical ramblings of a Jedi priestiss in drag. Hoping to convince the world that corporate
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Old March-7th-2007, 05:17 PM   #21
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manipulations of Planck's Constant were causing instabilities in the very fabric of reality, or what passes for reality in
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Old March-7th-2007, 05:20 PM   #22
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Kerplunkonia. The multi-colored sticks - so they say - working together could keep the marbles from falling but it be fallacy
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Old March-7th-2007, 05:25 PM   #23
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there were two slits, but not slots or sluts or slats or even slets or slyts if the existed
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Old March-7th-2007, 05:29 PM   #24
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"Beg pardon?" Griselda drawled as the donkey came to a stop right in front of her "Did you say something to me?"
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Old March-7th-2007, 06:04 PM   #25
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"Beg pardon?" Griselda drawled as the donkey came to a stop right in front of her "Did you say something to me?"
How did you know it was actually a donkey; all the while aware of Carlos' abilities to create costumes?

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Old March-7th-2007, 06:29 PM   #26
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Carlos could conceivably create carefully crafted creature costumes. "Good God," groaned Giselda. "It is identical isn't it? Donkey doppleganger!"
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Old March-8th-2007, 11:19 AM   #27
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He gently caressed her voluptuous ivory body and began exploring and probing sensuously as she responded to each
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Old March-8th-2007, 11:46 AM   #28
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to each email in her inbox. She had exactly 19 emails from 19 different corespondents in 19 different countries
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Old March-8th-2007, 11:51 AM   #29
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"Carlos, goddammit, Stop it! I tole you not to bother me while I'm working and get rid...friggin donkey..."
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Old March-8th-2007, 12:39 PM   #30
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"Carlos, goddammit, Stop it! I tole you not to bother me while I'm working and get rid...friggin donkey..."
My dear Griselda, it was you who initiated the donkey fantasy if you will recall, so why the change?
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