July-29th-2003, 10:33 PM
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Next year....
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What Kind of Teeth Clenching Dimwit Conservative ARE You?
Well...?
There MUST be an explaination for all that anti-environmental, kill an Iraqi for Christ, Liberal media scum, pro-corporate steal-an-election bullshit.
How 'bout it?
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July-29th-2003, 10:34 PM
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Well...?
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July-29th-2003, 10:38 PM
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Your first message posed an insulting rhetorical question, and a full minute elapsed without a response before you posted your second message. No wonder you got impatient!
Last edited by bluenoter; July-29th-2003 at 10:38 PM.
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July-29th-2003, 11:03 PM
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That's a loaded question. I don't clench my teeth.
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July-29th-2003, 11:08 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by bluenoter
Your first message posed an insulting rhetorical question, and a full minute elapsed without a response before you posted your second message. No wonder you got impatient!
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Crimony.
Do you understand theatre in the absurd?
I did that on [ahem] PURPOSE.
OK?
see also;
What kinda pinko bedwetting liberal are you?
Hell-OOOOOO.
Last edited by GoodSpeak; July-29th-2003 at 11:24 PM.
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July-29th-2003, 11:09 PM
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Wow.
[Ooooo. Less than a minute this time, too. Omigosh, call out the Thought Police!!!]
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July-29th-2003, 11:28 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by GoodSpeak
Do you understand theatre in the absurd?
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July-29th-2003, 11:39 PM
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Thanks for proving my point, Omar.
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July-29th-2003, 11:40 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by GoodSpeak
Do you understand theatre in the absurd?
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Prepositions giving you trouble?
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July-29th-2003, 11:46 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pete C
Prepositions giving you trouble?
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The Pete SPEAKS.
Can you take something COMPLETELY out of context and attempt to shame me with it...huh, could ya...PLEASE?
Last edited by GoodSpeak; July-30th-2003 at 05:59 PM.
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July-30th-2003, 12:11 AM
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Willy?
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July-30th-2003, 04:25 AM
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skirting the issue
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Quote:
Originally posted by GoodSpeak
Do you understand theatre in the absurd?
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Theatre in the absurd = GoodSpeak.
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July-30th-2003, 11:38 AM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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'Speako'roonie, you are getting a bit too predictable. 
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July-30th-2003, 11:47 AM
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colors outside the lines
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Theater...YAWN...it's like being stuck without the remote.
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July-30th-2003, 11:50 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by GoodSpeak
Can you take something COMPLETELY out of context and attempt to shame me with it...huh, could ya...PLEASE?
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There's context?
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July-30th-2003, 11:53 AM
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colors outside the lines
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Hey, it's hard to ignore GoodSpeak when everyone is quoting him left and right. Mone, can you get that fixed?
heh heh heh
Last edited by tippy; July-30th-2003 at 12:01 PM.
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July-30th-2003, 12:21 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by GoodSpeak
Thanks for proving my point, Omar.
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July-30th-2003, 12:23 PM
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swing high swing higher
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what kind of asshole are you???
spare us, Goody, with your inane horseshit
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July-30th-2003, 12:39 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by clinthopson
'Speako'roonie, you are getting a bit too predictable.
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Oh.
Is it that obvious?
Dang.
I must be losing my delicate touch ;-)
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July-30th-2003, 06:36 PM
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Goody--No, I don't understand "theatre in the absurd," and Sergio doesn't seem to either. After all, we're not English teachers. Can you tell us a little about it? Are there any famous examples of it?
Finally, what did Pete mean when he asked if prepositions were giving you trouble?
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July-30th-2003, 06:48 PM
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That would be refering to the much more common "theater 'of' the absurd" as opposed to the newly penned drama we are calling "theatre 'in' the absurd"
In answer to the threads query, glad to say "not"
Last edited by lynn; July-30th-2003 at 06:49 PM.
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July-30th-2003, 06:53 PM
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Thanks, Lynn. I was hoping that Goody would tell me that.
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July-30th-2003, 07:13 PM
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How are these kids ever gonna learn if you keep giving them the answers?
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July-30th-2003, 07:31 PM
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"If I had meant God, I would have called it 'Waiting for God'." -- Samuel Beckett
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July-30th-2003, 07:36 PM
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Rhinoceros, baby!
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July-30th-2003, 07:38 PM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Sergio Zamora
Rhinoceros, baby!
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July-30th-2003, 07:39 PM
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poor folk's child
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July-30th-2003, 08:08 PM
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Wow, that's nice, Pete. (Sorry--I thought for a minute that Sergio had posted it.)
Goody, I'd still like to hear you talk about "theatre in the absurd" a little.
Last edited by bluenoter; July-30th-2003 at 08:12 PM.
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July-30th-2003, 08:21 PM
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It's like theatre-in-the-round, but squigglier.
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July-30th-2003, 08:44 PM
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The Anne Coulter of the Democratic Party.
Ungrammatical demogogery is on sale in the lobby!
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