March-7th-2007, 07:28 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Teenager Leaves Bank Deposits
Teenager leaves "deposit" in bank
Tue Mar 6, 2007 12:14PM EST
BERLIN (Reuters) - An 18-year-old man has been detained for repeatedly defecating in front of a cash machine in a bank vestibule in the southern German town of Eggmuehl, police said on Tuesday.
A police spokesman said man, who left his deposit at the bank eight times, was caught only after the bank installed video monitors to film him in action. A staff worker later spotted the man as he was boarding a local bus.
She alerted police and they then detained him as he was about to get off the bus. He faces charges of vandalism, the spokesman said.
© Reuters 2006
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March-7th-2007, 09:07 AM
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What good is news without analysis?
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March-7th-2007, 09:25 AM
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If he urinated instead of defecated would this story be considered yellow journalism?
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March-7th-2007, 10:02 AM
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It'd be streaming news.
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March-7th-2007, 11:07 AM
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I thought this said Tanager Leaves Bank Deposits.
whatever became of Tanager?
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March-7th-2007, 11:10 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentle Giant
I thought this said Tanager Leaves Bank Deposits.
whatever became of Tanager?
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can you back up that accusation? He could still access the internet from Eggmuehl so it doesn't exactly explain his disappearance, Jason.
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March-7th-2007, 11:14 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Might also be steaming news.
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March-7th-2007, 11:20 AM
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Plus ça change...
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That's not tanager's M.O. He just farts in there as far as I know.
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March-7th-2007, 11:49 AM
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This is why I keep my money in a mattress.
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March-7th-2007, 11:50 AM
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So you can shit on it?
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March-7th-2007, 11:52 AM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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I'd be glad to point out some other crappy banks he could service.
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March-7th-2007, 11:53 AM
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So I don't get arrested if an accident happens. Eight times.
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March-7th-2007, 11:55 AM
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Might've been too cold to shit on the sidewalk like anybody else.
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March-7th-2007, 11:56 AM
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I still think we should give the Tan Man benefit of the doubt. He does like birds though and they crap all over too. Maybe something happened and he thinks he's a bird.
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March-7th-2007, 12:02 PM
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The old "I think I'm a bird" excuse. Wrong thread, tip.
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March-7th-2007, 12:05 PM
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He hates our toilets.
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March-7th-2007, 12:07 PM
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What is this teenager's email address? I have some advice.
In truth, this is his mom's fault. Okay so maybe not all kids are making solid in the toilet by 3 but THIS is ridiculous.
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March-7th-2007, 12:15 PM
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At first I thought maybe he might have been in New York and hence unable to find a public toilet.
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March-7th-2007, 12:17 PM
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colors outside the lines
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The place for free bathroom in NY is Barnes & Noble for one - it's a browsing kinda place anyway so no one can stop you (except for the very dangerous bathroom bandit but chances are that you won't run into the very dangerous bathroom bandit).
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March-7th-2007, 12:19 PM
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The mouldiest of all figs
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
In truth, this is his mom's fault.
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It's ALWAYS the mom's fault. 
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March-7th-2007, 12:21 PM
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EXACTLY. 
Every criminal and murderer had one.
Last edited by tippy; March-7th-2007 at 12:22 PM.
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