March-8th-2007, 08:16 AM
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The Bluegrass
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Location: no country for old men
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New Favorite T-shirt Slogans
I was drunk and bald before Britney.
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Away from the delusionary forces that turn music into a step to fame and fortune it becomes a reason to live." (David Morris)
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March-8th-2007, 09:07 AM
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Middle Man
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March-8th-2007, 09:29 AM
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Je veux un peu de Wombat
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Think Globally, Pillage Locally
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March-8th-2007, 09:35 AM
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Registered Eater
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Location: Monroe, Connecticut and/or Newfane, Vermont
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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March-8th-2007, 10:27 AM
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Registered Eater
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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March-8th-2007, 11:23 AM
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Registered Eater
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Location: Monroe, Connecticut and/or Newfane, Vermont
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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March-8th-2007, 11:30 AM
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Registered Eater
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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March-8th-2007, 12:02 PM
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Registered Eater
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"The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again." -George Miller
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March-8th-2007, 12:13 PM
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Registered Useless
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: northern canada
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I saw someone wearing one of these a few days ago
Or maybe I didn't.
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March-8th-2007, 11:07 PM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: The San Joaquin Valley, CA
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WARNING!!!*** Bweep! Bweep! Bweep!*** WARNING!!!
Disclaimer: The following picture is intended to be funny. Any offense taken by hyper-prudent, over-focused or humorless female posters on this or any other BBS is purely coincidental and is not the responsibility of the JC poster who, uh...posted it.
If you are offended by photographs depicting women in tight t-shirts with sarcastic, self-deprecating and generally humorous slogans on them...
Please avert your eyes NOW before scrolling down!!!
This is your LAST warning!!!
Thank you for your cooperation.
[Remember....I warned you!]
Last edited by GoodSpeak; March-8th-2007 at 11:14 PM.
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March-8th-2007, 11:16 PM
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Reevaluating @ 500k
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Hey Tim, what does your cap say?
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March-8th-2007, 11:31 PM
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Next year....
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It doesn't say anything....you have to be able to read it.
[Caps can't talk, you see]
I'm sorry...did I leave humorless poets out of my disclaimer? My bad.
Hey, but a very nice try anyway, huh?
Oh and thhhbbbttt 
Last edited by GoodSpeak; March-8th-2007 at 11:44 PM.
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March-8th-2007, 11:54 PM
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Next year....
Join Date: Mar 2003
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Another favorite of mine:
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March-9th-2007, 02:20 AM
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www.steveminkin.com
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Healdsburg, Sonoma County, California
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pete C
Hey Tim, what does your cap say?
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Hahaha!
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March-9th-2007, 08:27 AM
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Substance User
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Somewhere in Kazakhstan
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Quote:
Originally Posted by GoodSpeak
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No you don't
Last edited by John L; March-9th-2007 at 08:28 AM.
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March-9th-2007, 09:58 AM
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The Bluegrass
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: no country for old men
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Neither do I.
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Away from the delusionary forces that turn music into a step to fame and fortune it becomes a reason to live." (David Morris)
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March-9th-2007, 04:29 PM
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End The War
Join Date: Mar 2003
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"I'd rather be a smart ass than a dumb ass"
see picture above....
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March-9th-2007, 05:29 PM
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Next year....
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A student of mine had this on the back of her shirt:
"Every bunny needs some bunny"
On the front was a cute bunny rabbit hugging another bunny rabbit 
Last edited by GoodSpeak; March-9th-2007 at 05:31 PM.
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March-9th-2007, 05:36 PM
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Next year....
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OK.
Obviously, you folks want to go serious on this one, so....
There is a tremendous amount of tragic irony regarding this photo: On the one hand it is funny. On the other hand, it serves as an in-your-face to those who insist upon measuring all women by their bustlines.
The tragedy comes when the people on this forum assume that I am posting something derogatory towards women in general and supporting a stereotype in specific. The attempt to insult me only magnifies that fact and, quite frankly, makes you look rather petty.
The fact that you didn't read or even gather that in my "disclaimer" is tragic in and of itself.
Geez, lighten-up a bit people.
Here's to looking before you jump.
[Note: Tippy took a cheap shot and withdrew her post after reading this. Figures.]
Last edited by GoodSpeak; March-10th-2007 at 12:51 AM.
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March-9th-2007, 05:39 PM
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Victory at sea!
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Location: Santa Cruz
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March-9th-2007, 05:48 PM
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Victory at sea!
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Location: Santa Cruz
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Front: I might be an old kook,
Back: But at least I'm still at it.
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March-9th-2007, 09:03 PM
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Registered User
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Last edited by shrugs; March-9th-2007 at 09:04 PM.
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March-9th-2007, 09:25 PM
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colors outside the lines
Join Date: Mar 2003
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oh - Goodspeak you mean where I said that it was okay one of my grandpas had boobies too? It was other people who inferred that was you in the picture first. It's okay if they do it, but when I do it it's not. I don't get it?
Last edited by tippy; March-9th-2007 at 09:26 PM.
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March-9th-2007, 10:23 PM
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Next year....
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Quote:
Originally Posted by tippy
oh - Goodspeak you mean where I said that it was okay one of my grandpas had boobies too? It was other people who inferred that was you in the picture first. It's okay if they do it, but when I do it it's not. I don't get it?
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Man boobs... this was your point?
Yer killin' me here, Tip'.
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March-9th-2007, 10:32 PM
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colors outside the lines
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Yeah, I was saying it was okay to have man boobs. I was jostling you. I wasn't offended by your photo. I was offended by the disclaimer. How about taking the chicks here on as the individuals they are rather than lumping us all together that's my only issue with you is always lumping us together and acting so victimized by women. That is offensive.
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March-9th-2007, 10:39 PM
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Next year....
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Apparently, you didn't read what I said directly afterward.
No problem.
I'm used to your myopia.
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March-9th-2007, 10:41 PM
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colors outside the lines
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That's cool. Goodbye. I wish you well in life and hope you find peace.
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March-9th-2007, 11:48 PM
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Next year....
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[heaviest of sighs]
OK.
You know what?
Whatever makes you happy, Tip'.
I am all about your happiness.
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March-10th-2007, 04:55 AM
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colors outside the lines
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Then quit picking on me for stuff you make up in your head. And you should feel free to say whatever you want. It couldn't be any worse than some of the stuff you've said to me in the past and I handled that just fine. So just use your pithy comment. I like pith.
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March-10th-2007, 09:39 AM
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Kills all threads!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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