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Old March-28th-2003, 03:32 AM   #1
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Assicons: The Cutting Edge

Emoticons and happy faces are passe -- the cutting edge is in assicons:



(_!_) a regular ass



(__!__) a fat ass



(!) a tight ass



(_*_) a sore ass



{_!_} a swishy ass



(_o_) an ass that's been around



(_x_) kiss my ass



(_X_) leave my ass alone



(_zzz_) a tired ass



(_E=mc2_) a smart ass



(_$_) Money coming out of his ass



(_?_) Dumb Ass
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Old March-28th-2003, 04:54 AM   #2
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What is a "swishy ass"?
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Old March-28th-2003, 12:18 PM   #3
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C'est un cul que fait le Souiche.
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Old March-28th-2003, 01:11 PM   #4
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Old March-28th-2003, 05:47 PM   #5
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Old March-28th-2003, 08:22 PM   #6
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(_!_) = constipated assicon ...

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Old March-29th-2003, 02:53 AM   #7
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sorry ass



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ass backwards


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a candy ass


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Old March-29th-2003, 02:56 AM   #8
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Old March-30th-2003, 01:56 AM   #9
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Old March-30th-2003, 02:16 AM   #10
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Old March-30th-2003, 12:03 PM   #11
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(_!_) cerbic humor

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