Clay Fink is a Phony

Ennis Snavely · August-4th-2003, 10:37 AM

I've been lurking around here for a while and I take great exception to a lot of the left-wing crap I've been reading.

But besides that I think you all need to know that this guy calling himself "Clay Fink" is a total fraud. That's his real name alright, but he's got no right to be passing himself off as an "Appalacian-American" or "hillbilly". This guy grew up in New Jersey and is a full blown Yankee as far as I'm concerned. He lived down here in the hills for a while in the '70s but was just another dope smoking hippy as far as I can tell. His Ma is from down here but he aint one of us. No way. I'd say that just about everything he says is bull crap. Just ignore him. That's what we did.

Brian Olewnick · August-4th-2003, 10:40 AM

But did he squeal like a pig?

Ennis Snavely · August-4th-2003, 10:42 AM

Mr. Olewnick. Come on down here and find out.

Pete C · August-4th-2003, 10:43 AM

Hey, I've met Clay and he's about as hillbilly as they come. In fact, he looks a lot like Grandpa Jones.

Uli · August-4th-2003, 10:44 AM

Ennis Snavely is the Real Deal !

bluenoter · August-4th-2003, 10:49 AM

Real deal, hell. Clay, you can fool some of the people some of the time, but you can't fool me.

Clay Fink · August-4th-2003, 10:50 AM

This isn't a joke, BTW. This fellow is from my Mom's hometown and has been harrassing me and my wife for months. We used to drink together back in the day. He's off his nut and has some sort of problem. My cousin's the State's Attorney in Knott Co. and he's been keeping an eye on this guy. We used to call him "Snake" and he used to look like Charles Manson.

Brian Olewnick · August-4th-2003, 10:52 AM

Yeah, and his name's Ennis Snavely....

bluenoter · August-4th-2003, 10:55 AM

Ennis "Snake" Snavely. "This isn't a joke, BTW."

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

clinthopson · August-4th-2003, 11:25 AM

If that snake Snavely shows up 'round here, I'm gonna pop him one!

HenryMc · August-4th-2003, 04:57 PM

Each thread should have it's own soundtrack - so going away from the obvious - I'm going with the Carter Family and Ön the rock where Moses stood'for this one.

August-4th-2003, 05:22 PM

This has the makings of another Hatfields and McKoy feud.

August-4th-2003, 06:02 PM

I'll have you know that I have met Clay Fink several times and he is no fraud.

Larry Wayne, on the other hand...

Sergio Zamora · August-4th-2003, 08:18 PM

Clay Fink is a lot of things: ball hog, hot dogger, arrogant at
times and a reluctant team player.

He's no phony.

Unless he is.

Sergio Zamora · August-4th-2003, 08:21 PM

I'm sorry - I meant to say he is a phony

Dr Dave · August-4th-2003, 09:13 PM

Ennis Snavely is a goddam trouble-maker and rabble-rouser. I recall he drove 16 hours to Odessa, Texas, just to make a fool of himself at Friday Night Football. Ran around the field painted red, naked as a jaybird, screaming "Parcells is a Pussy." Mayor Melton was at the game, and he called the Ector County Sheriff who chased Ennis off the field. Mark Donaldson, who's the Sheriff, let Ennis off with a warning on account of Mark once borrowed Ennis's pickup truck and drove practically to Plainview and didn't gas 'er up before he brought it back, and he felt bad about it. Ennis was goddam lucky, you ask me. I think they shoulda locked that boy up for a night or two.

HenryMc · August-5th-2003, 05:06 AM

Dang, You guys talkin' 'bout that Ennis Snavely. The guy who once pitched a no-hitter in the plainview league while tanked up on grated nutmeg and yoo hoos. The Ennis Snavely who once mooned Pete 'Hang dog' Greenslime in the parking lot of the Ernestburg diner while ole Pete was just about to tuck into two big scoops of vanilla Ice Cream. The Ennis Snavely, who in company with Clay Fink, is reported to have slept with the entire Dogs Elbow High School Cheer squad, including the teacher Miz Jeffries. The Ennis Snavely who stole old Man Jones prize seed melon and had a spittin' contest with Clay down by Soldier's Pond?

Darn I thought he was long gone ...or at least moved to Montana!

steve(thelil) · August-6th-2003, 07:59 AM

Ennis Snavely done stole my dog, Fidoh Kreplach. His booty will be his punishment.

tippy · August-6th-2003, 11:15 AM

THE Ennis Snavely? Author of "He who smellt it, dealt it" and professional hog baller, Ennis Snavely?

Dr Dave · August-6th-2003, 10:46 PM

That's pretty goddam funny, that anybody who spent any time in Plainview, Texas would even have a smidgen of olfactory discernment left. Let's face it: Plainview is stinky. There's no getting around it. Pigshit on an industrial scale trumps just about any other smell.